Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory owns nothing (except for the fic's plot line).
Nash:
Hi ya kiddies! I'm the wonderful, hot scorch cake Nash who will also be your host today my new game show, "For the Love of Cheese." Today our contestants are…. Dragonmaster Alex, a great guy who can screw up big time and still look cool in the process! Priestess Jessica, nice little bugger when she's on catnip but will make your life a living hell otherwise! And finally, Magic Emperor Ghaleon, a mean, nasty dude who likes to ruin everybody's lives and dress 15 year- old girls up like sluts in the process!Fan Girl:
Hey!!! Don't say that about my Ghally-poo! He's a hot elf dammit!Nash:
Thank you oh misguided, crap headed fan girl.Jessica:
Quick question, how the hell did you get your own show?Nash:
I have my… ways.Alex:
Luna?!! LUNA!!! Where are you Luna??!!!Alex Groupies:
*sigh dreamily*Nash:
Alrighty then… Alex, who made… trees?Alex:
Luna!Nash:
You mean Althena?Alex:
No! Luna! Where the hell is Luna?!Nash:
She's sitting in the front row watching you make a fool of yourself.Luna:
*dreamily* I don't mind.Nash:
Okay, answer the question.Alex:
What question?Nash:
*sigh* Okay, Alex, who made trees?Alex:
Oh… Harry Potter!Nash:
No. Jessica, same question.Jessica:
The answer is the goddess Althena.Nash:
Good job. Next question… Jessica, who is… the Mayor of Meribia?Jessica:
Well, that's kinda obvious! It's Harry Potter!Nash:
No.. no it's not. Ghaleon-Ghaleon:
Hell Mel.Nash:
I wasn't going to ask you that question! I was gonna use a different one!Ghaleon:
But the rule book says that-Nash:
I don't care. Ghaleon, is it true that you have homosexual tendencies?Ghaleon:
What kind of question is that?!Nash:
Answer the question!Ghaleon:
If I recall correctly, it was you who started hitting on me that morning. I must say that I am still quite disturbed by that and am now horrified of bunny rabbit boxers.Nash:
*sweatdrop* Improper answer of the question! Negative 50 points for you!Ghaleon:
This sux…Nash:
Alex, why do we have brains?Alex:
So that we can beat up guys who look like Harry Potter with it?Nash:
Be more specific.Alex:
Yah, well, you tie your brain to a piece of yarn and then you whip the geek with it!Nash:
No. Jessica, same question.Jessica:
Alex was close but the correct answer is that you gouge your brain onto a stick and whack your boyfriend with it when he starts hitting on other women!Kyle in audience:
*whistling innocently*Nash:
No, that's incorrect. Ghaleon, what-Ghaleon:
It's used so that you can think and it is quite obvious that the other two contestants are lacking one.Nash:
That was not the right question you were answering!Ghaleon:
Figures….Nash:
You know, you're lucky you're even on this show so don't get snooty or I'll kick you off!Ghaleon Fan Girls:
*glare at Nash and start taking out different varieties of weapons*Nash:
Uh… know what… just forget that last statement I just said k. Anyway, Ghaleon, is it true that you hit on 15 year-old girls?Ghaleon:
Okay… there was that time with Luna… but that was IT!! Geez… stop making fun of us pedophiles already!Nash:
He admits it!Lead fan girl:
Leave Ghally-baby alone or else! *takes out stick of dynamite*Nash:
*mumbling to himself* Stupid no good fan girl… *normal voice* Alright, Alex, the goddess Althena will every once in a while come back to our planet as a what?Alex:
A cow?Nash:
No… I'll take pity on you.. Guess again.Alex:
*thinks long and hard* ……………………. HARRY POTTER!!!Nash:
No… Jessica?Jessica:
A flower!Nash:
No. Ghaleon, *whispers to Ghaleon*Ghaleon:
No way! There's no way in hell I'd go out with you!All of the Fangirls:
EEEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!Nash:
*mega sweat drop* Um… very bad choice in response! That's another negative 250! Alex, which is bigger, the Blue Star or Lunar?Alex:
Harry Potter?Nash:
NO!…. Jessica, same question.Jessica:
The Blue Star.Nash:
Good, finally a right answer. Now then, who's the greatest sorcerer in the universe?Jessica:
Althena!Nash:
No, it's Harry Potter.Alex:
I KNEW IT!!Nash:
Whatever. Ghaleon, boxers or briefs?Ghaleon:
I can't believe I'm being asked this. *sigh* If you must know… I go commando.Nash:
*writing down in notebook* That's very nice to know…. Next question, do you like seeing guys in boxers or briefs?Ghaleon:
Why am I being asked all of the risqué questions?Nash:
I'm the one asking the questions here! Now answer me!Ghaleon:
*looks around for any excuse out* Um… uh… *looks at Alex* Uh.. Harry Potter?Nash:
*sighs while putting notebook away* No… that's incorrect… damn. Anyway, we're out of time for today and that means that… Jessica is the winner!!!Jessica:
Yay! What did I win?Nash:
Nothing.Jessica:
*pissed* WHAT?!Nash:
Um, this is Nash from "For the Love of Cheese" over and out!*Jessica tackles Nash*
*camera blacks out*