I read some of the stories where they have something like (# ways to so and so.) I thought it was cool and I decided to make some up and post it on.
Please enjoy.
Have you just ever wonder if school would be fun? Not just sit in class listening to boring lessons? (No offence) This is why I made this up; I did it at school and wrote things as I walked to class to class. Once I was done, I had a friend read it then more did. My first friend did do some of them, it was so awesome!
40 WAYS TO MAKE SCHOOL AWESOME
Danny walked down the hallways, heading to first period; also wishing school would be more upbeat. He passed lockers and doors, but nothing seemed exciting. Finally he reached to his class room and took his seat. He looked to see his friends: Tucker and Sam.
He leaned over and whispered, "Aren't you guys bored?"
"We haven't even started class Danny," Sam said.
"No I mean, do you think school isn't fun anymore?" Danny asked.
"Now that you mentioned it," Sam said. "Yeah it is kind of down."
Tucker joined the conversation, "Guys, I know what to do after school."
"What?" They both asked.
"It's a surprise." Tucker said.
"Okay listen up class," Lancer started. "Please turn to page…"
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After school
Danny raced down the hallways, excited to hear what Tucker had in mind since first period. He burst out of the doors and ran to the flagpole, happily Tucker was standing there.
Danny walked up to him, "So what is it?"
"We need to wait for Sam," Tucker said simply.
Danny sighed, "Okay."
Five minutes went by; finally, somehow, Sam just appeared at the flagpole to hear what it was.
"So what is it?" Sam asked eagerly.
"That's what I said," Danny said. "The same exact."
"That's creepy Danny," Sam said.
"Tell me about it," Danny said.
Sam and Danny stared at Tucker, waiting for the answer to this thing. Tucker cleared his throat and said, "I know how we can make Casper High upbeat."
"What?" Sam asked.
"I'll make a list," Tucker begun. "And then by tomorrow I'll have it done. Then we will do them to have some fun at school."
"Awesome!" Danny cried.
"So tomorrow, flagpole, I'll have it ready to go," Tucker said, "Are you with me?"
"Yeah," Sam said. "I'm so with you."
"Ditto," Danny agreed.
"I call it: 40 Ways to Make School Awesome," Tucker smiled.
"I like it." Danny grinned also.
"Alright," Sam said. "The 40 Ways to Make School Awesome, begins tomorrow."
"Yeah!" The three teens cheered.
The fun-ness begins tomorrow… awesomeness will return…
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Here is the stuff they will be doing: (I am sorry, but some might not be that funny)
1 Draw a smiley face on a mirror and shout, "Who on earth is that?"
2 During a test clap every few seconds, when a teacher asks you what you're doing say, "My light bulb isn't working."
3 Run down the hallways shouting, "He's after me, he's after me!" over and over.
4 During a test randomly start humming the 'Psych' theme song.
5 in class, pretend you get all call on a 'fake' phone and say, "Okay I'm on my way sir." And break down a door.
6 Bring a stuff animal to school and push it back and forth. When a teacher finally asks what you are doing, say. "My imaginary friend is trying to steal my stuff animal."
7 When you are in the gym full of people and it's silent. And suddenly you hear whispering or a yelp, stand up and shout. "Don't worry I'll save you!"
8 When the announcements come on, fall to your knees, cover your ears and shout. "No! No! It's those voices again!"
9 During a test and the room is silent, stand up and shout, "Elmo's World!"
10 When you rotate, go up to someone and asked, "Do you have any Skittles?"
11 When you're walking down the hallways, grab someone's arm and cry out. "They're everywhere! They're everywhere!" Over and over till you get dragged away.
12 Bring a bed sheet to school, use it like a cape, and in class run up to the front of the class room and shout, "I am a superhero!"
13 When someone does an evil laugh start singing, 'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands'.
14 Go up to a random person and say, "I am a Psychic, so you better watch it pal!"
15 When you see someone pick up a cookie at lunch run up to them and say, "I'd drop that if I were you, you really don't want to go to the dark side."
16 Stare at a light bulb and say, "I see the light!"
17 After 20 seconds have gone by on a test, shout, "This doesn't make any sense! How do
18 Run down the hallways screaming, "We're going to die! The aliens have come to eat our brains!"
19 Put your phone on the 'volume' part; wait till someone calls during class. When your phone goes off, get up and start doing the sprinkler dance.
20 Go up to people and yell, "I am the Almighty! Fear the fuzzy! Fear it! Even though I'm not fuzzy."
21 During class start muttering, "Cow poop, yes I've defiantly stepped in cow poop… I hate nature."
22 Sit by some people you don't know and start talking about how your house burned down by a chicken nugget.
23 Go up to someone and knock on their head and ask, "Are you sure there are no aliens in there?"
24 Go up to a guy and scream, "Oh. My. Gosh. Are you superman?" Squeal and run away.
25 Walk up to someone in a sneaky way and say, "We're undercover, watch out." And walk away like you're heading to class.
26 Drop something in front of someone and quickly blame it on the wall.
27 Start singing a German song during class. Till people think you're whacko.
28 Start talking to the wall with a bunch of people around you, watching.
29 When your teacher is talking, echo every word he/she says. If he/she glares at you to stop, point at the person next to you.
30 When the teacher calls you up to write something on the board, stare at it for a few minutes. When the teacher finally asks you 'what's wrong' say, "I don't know what to write."
31 Go into the bathroom (make sure people are in there) close the door, wait for a few minutes, and then shout, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
32 Run up to someone and do a ninja move, then say, "Don't mess with me! I'm ninja!"
33 Poke someone with a dull pencil and say, "Why—aren't—you—dying?"
34 Go into the middle of the lunchroom and at the top of your lungs shout, "It's so fluffy!"
35 Go up to a random person and say, "Person, I am now officially your father or in other words: Person, I am your father!"
36 When a class laughs at you say, "Laugh it up fuzz balls!"
37 When you walk down the hallways and someone is behind you say, "Someone move this walking carpet out of my way!"
38 Walk in a class and yell, "I'm home!"
39 When the speakers go on, get up screaming, "There's a ghost in this room!"
40 Go into the bathroom, (Again make sure there are people in there) go up to a toilet and look at the switch that makes the toilet flush, say, "Ooh, something shiny!" Push it and freak out when you see the water swirling and scream, "It's alive! It's going to suck me in!" Then run out (still) screaming.
Please enjoy! I know it's not the best, but I had fun making these up! Next chapter will be up soon!
~Turkeyhead987
