A/N I got the idea for this when I was staying in a Travel Lodge the night before my brother's wedding. Please rate and review.
Six inches of cold water for a bath wasn't much, but, after a hard day's work healing his team-mates, it had become something that Medic had come to enjoy, and even look forward to. Despite this, it was one of the few times that he was separated from Archimedes and his brood, so Medic had gone and bought a yellow rubber duck to ease the separation.
However, one day, after battle, Medic was in his bath with his rubber duck when there was a shout at the door and a thump.
"Doktor! I know you in there. They have arrived." said a man with a deep voice.
"Vhat have arrived, Herr Heavy?" asked Medic, recognising the voice.
"The horses."
"Horses?" chuckled Medic, visions of scalpels, horses, hearts, and lots of blood.
"Yes. Purple lady wants us to ride them."
"VHAT?"
Another voice on the other side of the door. This time it was Sniper.
"Don't worry doc, Fatty 'ere played that joke on all of us. There aren't any horses."
"Da. It was April's Fool." said Heavy, sounding chuffed.
"Look Fatty, it ain't even close to April the 1st. The month is November." replied Sniper.
"I am having my bath. Please, leave me alone." asked Medic.
"Alright doc. Come on, Fatty." beckoned Sniper.
Medic relaxed in his bath, and began playing with the rubber duck. Back to normal.