Just a funny little fic I thought of, enjoy!

I will not skip through the guy's locker room and sing 'I feel pretty. Oh so pretty!'

Ishimaru had just enough time to wrap a towel around himself before I came over and yelled 'No girls in the locker room!"

I will not skip through Togami's room while he's sleeping singing 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"

I hit me with his pillow, several times.

I will not play 'One Less Lonely Girl' when Ishimaru and Mondo sit next to each other during lunch.

Neither were amused.

I will not blame everything on Yamada.

Mondo: Who ate my muffin?!

Me: Yamada after he ripped one Mondo!

Yama ran three miles that day.

I will not tell Fukawa that Togami has feelings for her.

She screamed in joy, he screamed in fury.

I will not get everyone addicted to Flappy Bird.

For the next month and a half, all you could hear at our lunch table were aggitated grunts and screams of joy.

I will not get everyone addicted to Candy Crush.

For the next month and a half, all we said was "So much candy to crush"

I will not take Togami's, Leon's (My boyfriend!), Mondo's and Ishimaru's phones while they're on the last level of Candy Crush.

I circled the school ten times before they caught up to me.

I will not make Chihiro and Naegi play Slender and then appear at the foot of their beds dressed in a white morph suit with Togami's suit on over it.

I felt bad, for like a second. But it was bad! Leon said he could hear them scream in his room, which is across the school. Oops!

I will not poke Togami for no particular reason.

Leon and I both had to go to the infirmary and get three fingers reset. Do not poke the Togami.

I will not sing 'Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows'

It got annoying after the fourth consecutive hour.

I will not tell Togami that Naegi and Fukawa are 'mating'.

Fukawa fainted, Naegi shivered, and Maizono sat in a corner playing with a steak knife and muttering 'kill Fukawa, kill Fukawa'

I will not trap Ishimaru in the janitor's closet to make him late for class.

It's still a mystery how he got through a barred door with his bare hands.

I will not fangirl over spiderman.

I sang the theme song for almost an hour before Leon sat down.

Me: What's the plural for Spiderman? Spidermen? Spidermans? Let's go with Spidermans. Look out here comes the Spidermans!

He just laughed and pecked me on the cheek. I love my boyfriend!

I will not expose Celeste to Twilight.

For three months we had to listen to her drone on and on about 'realistic' vampires and werewolves.

Will come up with more when I can! Give me ideas!