The San Francisco Police Department installed a private, instant-messaging system at 0700 hours on Thursday Morning, May 13th of 2012, to increase team communication.
Little did the Department know, that the messages had all been hacked by Amy and her gang of internet vigilantes…
The only messages hacked were those shared between Detective Malachi C. Fallon, Special Agent Natara Williams, Detective Blaise Corso, Detective Jeremy Redbird, Captain Charles Anders, and Forensic Technician Kai Kalaba.
These are the secret files…
First detected conversation shared between Detective Mal Fallon and Forensic Tech Kai Kalaba on Thursday Morning, May 13th, 2012 at 0715 hours
Kai_Kalaba_FT: (0715am)Hey Mal! This messaging thing is sooo cool! I'm trying to message Natara and she isn't responding…
Kai_Kalaba_FT: (0716am)Hey Mal… are you with Natara? Are you guys ignoring me?
Kai_Kalaba_FT: (0716am) Ohhhhh wait, are you two gettin' freaky? FINALLY! Let me know how it goes! : )
Kai_Kalaba_FT: (0717am) Hey! Again! I made you and Natara sims characters! So cool! You guys have a mansion and eight kids! Each one is named Kai! And Natara wears bikinis all the time! Awesome right, Maligator? Here's a link to the pic I screenshotted of you guys: ( KrazyKailovesdaladies123321/photos/THE_SIMS_CHECKEMOUT/MalandNat)
*Automated message: You have successfully blocked the user, "Kai_Kalaba_FT", to undo this action, select undo recent setting configuration from your options menu. To permanently block this user, press "B"
Mal_Fallon_DET: (0717am)B
*Automated message: You have successfully permanently removed this user from your contacts and they will not be able to contact you. To report this user, press "R"
Mal_Fallon_DET: (0717am) …
Second Detected Conversation between Detective Mal Fallon and Special Agent Natara Williams on Thursday Morning, May 13th, 2012 at 0920 hours
Mal_Fallon_DET: (O920am) Bored… come visit me! : )
Natara_Williams_FED: (0921am) Too… much… paperwork…
Mal_Fallon_DET: (0921am) Me too, but they say that nothing is better to get your work done than a nice coffee break with your favorite crime-fighting partner! ;)
Natara_Williams_FED: (0924am) You're my only crime-fighting partner…
Mal_Fallon_DET: (0924am) Point for you. Anyways, maybe we don't need a coffee break… we can take "any" kind of break ;)
Natara_Williams_FED: (0927am) Mal… I don't want to talk about that right know. Especially not on here. Who knows who can see this…
Mal_Fallon_DET: (0927am) Right, all the more reason to come visit me in my office… we can discuss things more privately ; )
Natara_Williams_FED: (0930am) Stop winking. People are going to think you have turrets and can't stop twitching…
Natara_Williams_FED: (0930am) … ; )
Mal_Fallon_DET: (0930am) You are a bully.
Natara_Williams_FED: (0931am) Hey… break time : ) On my way over.
Third conversation detected between Detective Mal Fallon and Acting Captain Charles Anders on Thursday Morning, May 13th, 2012, at 1000 hours.
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Captain_Anders_SFPD: (1001am) Detective? Can I help you?"
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Captain_Anders_SFPD: (1001am) Are you okay?
Fourth Conversation detected between Acting Captain Charles Anders and Detective Jeremy Redbird on Thursday morning, May 13th at 1002 hours
Captain_Anders_SFPD: (1002am) Redbird. Favor. Go knock on Detective Fallon's door. Tell me what you hear on the other side.
Jeremy_Redbird_DET: (1003am) Uh… alright. Is there a reason why?
Captain_Anders_SFPD: (1003am) Just do it.
Jeremy_Redbird_DET: (1004am) Be right back…
Jeremy_Redbird_DET: (1010am) At first I heard a loud pounding noise, some heavy breathing…but after I knocked it got really quiet. I heard Special Agent Williams' voice, too. After a minute, they both answered. Nothing seemed weird… except for one thing…
Captain_Anders_SFPD: (1010am) And…?
Jeremy_Redbird_DET: (1013am) They were really sweaty. I don't know. Mal said they were working out. I did see his weights on his desk.
Captain_Anders_SFPD: (1013am) Oh. That makes sense, then. Thanks.
The fifth conversation, and the last one for that day that was detected between Special Agent Natara Williams and Detective Mal Fallon on Thursday morning, May 13th, 2012 at 1030 hours
Natara_Williams_FED: (1030am) Fix your damn tie and there is a giant hickey on your neck. I'm sorry…
Mal_Fallon_DET: (1030am) Worth it ; )
Natara_Williams_FED: (1045am) You don't think they heard anything…
Mal_Fallon_DET: (1045am) You're cute when you get all worried… so cute in fact… that you're welcome to come back to my office ; )
Natara_Williams_FED: (1047am) Pervert.
Mal_Fallon_DET: (1047am) Am not :' ( I thought you liked it… it sure sounded like you did a minute ago…
Natara_Williams_FED: (1048am) Awwww… I feel bad for making your smiley-guy cry. I guess I at the very least owe you a hug. I will make it up to you later : )
Mal_Fallon_DET: (1059am) Captain doing progress checks. Erase this.
Natara_Williams_FED: (1059am) Way ahead of you.