DISCLAIMER: WWE owns rights to all wrestlers… blah blah blah..
This is my first wrestling story so please go easy…
I'm gonna start off fresh, with a new draft that I'm actually going to do.
A WHOLE NEW BALLGAME
RAW
The opening pyros exploded and we kicked off another addition of Monday Night Raw with all three brands' representatives in the ring – Vince McMahon, Teddy Long, and Paul E. Heyman. Vince had a microphone.
" Tonight is a night that will shake the very foundations of this entire industry!" Vince roared, " Tonight we shake not one, but all three brands up by throwing twenty nine of their combined roster into the air and re drafting ten for Smackdown, ten for ECW, and eleven for RAW!!!"
The fans screamed in excitement, although a little puzzled, as ten + ten + eleven made thirty-one, not twenty nine!
"Hold up there a minute playa", a hyped up Teddy Long replied, " I think you're doin the maths wrong."
"Well, Teddy, that's just what I was coming to", snarled Vince, face bright red, "You see, tonight I am also adding the names of two newly signed WWE superstars to that list – two entirely unknown entities."
The fans screamed even louder upon hearing WWE was about to acquire two new stars that Vince himself thought good enough to be placed in this momentous draft.
"Now hold on a second there, Vince", Paul Heyman quipped, "I am not happy with this format, in fact, I want out! ECW will not benefit from the likes of this..
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" Vince roared, getting in Paul E's face, "You know damn well I pay all your damn paychecks, so you can either go along with this, like a good little GM, or you can be FIRED!"
"Well… seeing as you put it so nicely… I'm in." Paul replied.
Vince - "That's what I like to hear. Now to the important part."
Vince rummaged in his jacket, and pulled out an envelope with a WWE seal on it.
Vince – "This here envelope contains the names of the thirty one stars I have seen fit to include on this list – and it will be these superstars who will be drafted by the three shows' General Managers by means of a lottery…. RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT!"
This caused another eruption from the already intensified crowd.
Vince – " Now I shall proceed to name the thirty one superstars –
The Undertaker
Kane
Ric Flair
Shawn Michaels
Triple H
John Cena
Edge
Johnny Nitro
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
The roof nearly blew off the arena at the potential reuniting of The Hardy Boyz.
Shelton Benjamin
Umaga
Rey Mysterio
Batista
Mr. Kennedy
Finlay
King Booker
RVD
Sandman
CM Punk
Again, the crowd exploded – CM Punk may be on his way to RAW!
The Miz
(peals of laughter through the arena)
Test
Bob Holly
Kevin Thorn
Chris Benoit
Chris Masters
Big Show
Bobby Lashley
Carlito
Both Teddy Long and Paul E. looked slightly dismayed as all the names were read aloud – this draft really could go any way. The Miz for Sandman was a massive possibility!
Vince – " And now for my two, brand new, never before seen on WWE programming superstars! Firstly….
His major announcement was interrupted by the sound of Randy Orton's theme music.
Randy made his way out to the stage, posed for a bit and then pulled out a microphone from his wrestling shorts
Randy – "First of all Vince, bravo. It seems you've compiled quite a list there… every major star from all three brands… except one. The most important… and best looking, superstar ever to grace a WWE ring. Now tell me, VINCE… how in the hell could you forget me?"
Vince – "Randy, Randy, Randy… Such a shame! Seems I did forget all about you. Oh dear, what a pity… NEVER MIND!! How DARE you interrupt me on this, the most important night in all three brands' history? You want to know why I left you off this list? Because, in all honesty, if things turn out bad for RAW, I knew I would have someone left to carry the brand."
Orton beamed at this.
Randy – "Very well Vince… I'll let this go. On one condition. I want a shot at whatever title comes to RAW, if any - next week!"
Vince – "I can't grant that request I'm afraid Randy… for you see, after tonight is said and done, I'm off on a six month holiday, and I will be appointing RAW's official, new General Manager later tonight! Whatever grievances about title shots can be taken up with them… but what I will do.. is put you in tonight's main event. Against my first new signing, Monty Brown!!!!"
JR – "Oh My God! Monty Brown is on RAW!!"
The fans went crazy and Randy Orton's jaw had dropped to nearly hit the floor. Monty Brown has defected from TNA!!!
Vince – "Oh but that's not all.. You will be facing Monty Brown… and Indy Trice!"
The fans stopped screaming… who the hell was Indy Trice?
Jerry – "I think Vince needs a holiday, JR… who is he on about?"
All of a sudden a young man entered via the stage, behind Orton, and blindsided him.
JR – "What the hell, could that be who Vince is on about?"
The young man, apparently Indy Trice, was about 5'10, white, with brown hair and massive shoulders like a football player. He had flattened Orton with a clothesline to the back of his head, and proceeded to drag Orton up by his hair and hold him in place for some reason… Monty Brown tore from backstage and hit Orton with The Pounce, which sent Orton off the stage, through two tables! The new man and Brown then stared each other down.
Vince – "Well, now that that piece of trash is taken care of, tonight's main event will be Monty Brown VS Indy Trice!
Trice and Brown continued to stare each other down as we went to a commercial break.