Smallville Song
(sung to the tune of Copa cabana)



His name was Lex
He was a bad boy
With his light red curly hair
And it grew so far down there
He would hit on
On girls and guys
While Vicki was a porno star
Lex was always at the bar
Across the crowded floor
They stripped from eight (8) to four (4)
They had their youth
And she had his father
Who could ask for more!

At the Luther, the Luther Mansion
The hottest spot north of Clark's bedroom
Here at the Luther, the Luther Mansion
Hoyay and passion were always in fashion
At the Luther's-Chloe fell out a window

His name was Clark
He was Lex's bitch
He was hit by a car
And him and Lex went very far
And when they finished
Lana called him over
But Lana went a bit too far
Lexy sailed across the bar
And the bitch-slaps flew
And their nails broke to two.
There was Kryptonite and a single girl-scream
But just who clawed who!

At the Talon, Lana's Talon
The hottest spot north of the Beanery
Here at the Talon, Lana's Talon
Petey and Whitney-you've yet to be seen-y
At the Talon-there was a catfight.

His name was Clark
He was a boy toy
But that was 5 years ago
Now he flies 'round real slow
And now there's Lana
But she's for Petey
Still in the checkered shirt he used to wear
And those pants still tight down there
Lex sits there so refined
And drinks himself half blind
Clark's in love with Lois
Who's really Chloe
In disguise!

At the Daily, the Daily Planet
The coolest paper after the Torch
Here at the Daily, the Daily Planet
Red capes and S's were always in fashion
At the Planet-Clark fell in love.