Alice's mom: So, the little fisherman said, "Hey, everybody! Let's go rob a bank!", and then he shouted...

Alice: (laughs)

Alice's mom: Alice! What the hell do you think you're doing here? Can't you see I'm trying to read?

Alice: Oh, I am so sorry. But, it's so boring when you read that book over and over and over.

Alice's mom: I don't care. I want to read right now.

Alice: I just want to try LSD some day.

Alice's mom: Oh, you want LSD? Never! You will never have LSD, or acid for short.

Alice: That's it, my cat! If I could drink some LSD, I will be in a world that would make me smile. Well, although I don't like hallucinating for a very long time, I guess I will enjoy the hallucination on LSD. And also, I will be on an acid trip for a long time. You see, my cat?

Alice's cat: Meow.

Alice: Well, that's right. I will show you what it's like being on acid. But first, I will get an acid pill from my mom. Mom! Mom!

Alice's mom: What the fuck do you want now, alice? I'm trying to read here!

Alice: I want an acid pill.

Alice's mom: I won't let you. What are you, a dumbass? Your acid trip will suck, believe me! You are so stupid wanting LSD! And besides, LSD is an illegal drug. You might be beaten up by police officers and be thrown into jail after you try that acid pill.

Alice: You either give me some acid pills or I will rape you up in the ass with my penis and my other pubic and sexual parts!

Alice's mom: Okay. God, you are such an asshole. Here you go, alice. Your acid pill. Now, just to remind you, avoid getting caught by a police officer, okay, alice?

Alice: Okay, I know! Bye, mom!

Alice's mom: Okay, bye!

Alice: Bye!

Alice's mom: Enjoy your acid trip!

Alice: Okay, I will! Okay, my cat, I got my acid pill! I'm so excited I am nearly becoming delirious! Okay, before I take my acid pill, I will show you what it will be like on an acid trip. Frozen trippy stuff, and a pinwheel to spin around in. In an acid trip of my own. There'd be birds talking to me, and filled with trippy colors. And the rivers would be trippy too. I keep wishing it could be like everybody having an acid trip because we wouldn't have to be addicted to drugs ever again.

Alice's cat: Meow, meow!

Alice: Oh, my cat, it's just a trippy looking rabbit with a trippy looking watch?

Rabbit: Damn it, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Alice: Oh my god, I can't believe I accidentally took my acid pill! I'm going to chase that fast ass rabbit!

Rabbit: I'm late! I'm late! Damn it! Damn it! No time to say: "I'm late! I'm late! Damn it! Damn it!", I'm late!

Alice: This trippy looking rabbit is retarded. Please, wait up! Where are you going? Are you going to a sex party?

Rabbit: No, I'm not going to suck somebody's penis! I'm not going to a sex party! And there's no time to go to a sex party or say: "I'm late! I'm late! Damn it! Damn it!", I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Alice: Hmm, sounds like a weird place to have a party.

Alice's cat: Meow.

Alice: You know, my cat, we've shouldn't have taken those LSD pills. After all, I do enjoy acid trips because most acid trips are very interesting... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Goodbye, my cat, goodbye! Whoa, this acid trip sure is very trippy. Hmm? Dang, this slow fall sure is slow. Whoa! Oh my god. I wonder if I took a lot of LSD pills. Then, probably it will sound like I'm in space after taking all of those LSD pills. Oh, that's stupid. Maybe the acid trip would last a lot longer... Oh! There's that retarded rabbit that's late for something! Please, rabbit, please, wait up! I'll rape you up in the ass if you don't hurry up, damn it!