Jenova's bitches
hello, i am the sponsor of this fic, Laguna Loire and I have some things to say. First, I don't own Final Fantasy VII or any thing affiliated (ohhhh big words) with SquareSoft.
this will be a question thing-like mail, I know that this idea has been
done before. First I will put some questions that my friends had
typed out.
My first guest is Sephiroth who is from Final Fantasy VII
Sephiroth: Why in the fucking hell am I here
Laguna Loire*me*: You WILL answer these letters or else i WILL
hijack your Masamune!!
Sephiroth: *sighs* Okay
Letter from Shadow Blizzara
1. who is actually your mother?
2. who is your father?
3. why is your hair silver?
4. where did you get that kawaii trenchcoat?
5. where did you get your fucking kick-ass masamune?
you're the greatest evil guy in the whole world
Shadow Blizzara
Sephiroth: Must I answer these?
Laguna Loire: Yes, you must.
Sephiroth: okay i'll do it.
1.my mother is Lucrecia, not Jenova. I found that out
after my battle with that baka Cloud.
2. My father is that patheyic son of a bitch, mad scientist
Professor Hojo
3. My hair is silver from being injected with the jenova cells.
4. I don't remember where I got it at, i just have had it ever since
I was a little child.
5. Hojo gave it to me when I had first started my training.
*Smirk* I know
Laguna Loire: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sephiroth: HEY! You stole MY evil laugh
Laguna Loire: Sephiroth, thats all for today. go to sleep, please
Please review with questions ASAP these were some that my buddy
Blizzara-chan wrote down for me to type. please i'm begging you
hello, i am the sponsor of this fic, Laguna Loire and I have some things to say. First, I don't own Final Fantasy VII or any thing affiliated (ohhhh big words) with SquareSoft.
this will be a question thing-like mail, I know that this idea has been
done before. First I will put some questions that my friends had
typed out.
My first guest is Sephiroth who is from Final Fantasy VII
Sephiroth: Why in the fucking hell am I here
Laguna Loire*me*: You WILL answer these letters or else i WILL
hijack your Masamune!!
Sephiroth: *sighs* Okay
Letter from Shadow Blizzara
1. who is actually your mother?
2. who is your father?
3. why is your hair silver?
4. where did you get that kawaii trenchcoat?
5. where did you get your fucking kick-ass masamune?
you're the greatest evil guy in the whole world
Shadow Blizzara
Sephiroth: Must I answer these?
Laguna Loire: Yes, you must.
Sephiroth: okay i'll do it.
1.my mother is Lucrecia, not Jenova. I found that out
after my battle with that baka Cloud.
2. My father is that patheyic son of a bitch, mad scientist
Professor Hojo
3. My hair is silver from being injected with the jenova cells.
4. I don't remember where I got it at, i just have had it ever since
I was a little child.
5. Hojo gave it to me when I had first started my training.
*Smirk* I know
Laguna Loire: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sephiroth: HEY! You stole MY evil laugh
Laguna Loire: Sephiroth, thats all for today. go to sleep, please
Please review with questions ASAP these were some that my buddy
Blizzara-chan wrote down for me to type. please i'm begging you
