So I haven't written anything in ages but for some reason this got stuck in my head and just wouldn't leave. Its probably terrible and ooc but im happy i actually finished a story so yay me plus its been sitting on my computer for weeks while i work up the nerve to post lol anyway this is a alternate take on that hilarious scene in Amys lab in brain bowl incubation, so spoilers if you're not all up to date this season. also it was written at around 2am when i couldn't sleep so apologies if theres bad spelling and grammar. I guess there should be a disclaimer here too... i own nothing except my sheldon bobblehead.

****The Reproduction Reconsideration****

"...lower our underpants a little and make a baby"

Shock covered Amys features before she composed herself.

"Sheldon" she began "do you actually want to make a baby? or has seeing my proficiency as a scientist made you so horny" at this her boyfriends jaw dropped, "that you believe the quickest way to, if you excuse the euphemism, get into my pants is to propose children?"

"but you're not wearing pants" sheldon replied

"Sheldon! you know what i meant, now what's going on?" her glare intimidating

"but i thought you wanted children with me?" he looked confused, and Amy softened her tone,

"of course I do i just dont think either of us are ready for that yet, and perhaps we could approach the subject next time with more grace then Penny at a wine tasting" she smiled throwing in that last comment to ease the mood that had settled over her lab, and silently sending a apology to her bestie.

The quirk of his lips let her know he was feeling better as she repeated "so whats actually going on with you?"

His head lowered as he started mumbling, low and fast and all Amy could pick up from his ramblings were

"close proximity... compatible...sexy...science..." blue eyes peeked up at her and she asked again

"please..."

"fine" he started this time straightening himself up and looking her in the eyes, blue on green, and it sent a shudder through her body, to see his focus directed on her.

"with us being in close proximity all the time, and now seeing how compatible we are on such a basic level, combined with how sexy you are when you talk science, it made me realise just how much i want you..." at this her eyebrows raise willing him to continue.

"i know our agreement was once a year but we never mentioned anything about coitus for reproduction so that means there would be no set amount of times we could...you know... if we're trying to conceive."

"so let me get this straight" she begins "you engineered a loophole in your own agreement just because you couldn't wait to have sex with me"

its not a question and Amy can see her boyfriend sag slightly before continuing, almost breathlessly

"thats so romantic"

"you're not mad?" sheldon asks

"No, I love you Sheldon, of course i want to be with you again, but i was just as happy with how our relationship is going there's no pressure, we do what we want, next time just talk to me" her reply has him approaching her again.

"Amy" his voice is husky, low, smirk playing at his lips, as he watches her react "would you like to take me home now?"

His proximity and voice has her instantly wanting him and as she shrugs off her coat her reply has his eyes widening.

"if it wasn't for the lack of prophylactic and this equipment being expensive, id take you on this desk"

at that she reaches to take his hand and tows his shocked form out of her lab.

Thanks for reading