eBay in konaha
Sauske finally got revenge on itachi buy selling him on eBay for 5 cents. Sakura found a sauske voodoo doll that actually works on eBay for 20 dollars Then naruto saw that same doll he bid 30 dollars sakura saw this then bid 35 dollars. Naruto bided 40 dollars sakura bided 50 dollars naruto didn't have 51 dollars so he stopped. Sakura was happy it came in 2 days but it arrived at narutos house. Naruto made it walk forward it worked then he made it go to sakuras house sauske knocked on the door and she said hi sauske then naruto stabbed then doll with scissors cut it in half burned it and made a car run over it. Sakura saw all this happen to the real sauske and she cried and realized naruto walking with a sauske doll she noticed it had been cut up stabbed hit by a car and burned she then realized naruto kill sauske. naruto saw sakura and said oh crap then sakura chased him saying naruto I'm going to kill u!!!!!!!!!!! and in about 1 minute sakura told ever girl in the leaf village soon naruto was running from 200 girls one caught up to him and tackled him then soon they all did with all the combined weight naruto died. They fixed the sauske doll and made it kiss every single 1 of them.
the end (for naruto)