Hogwarts Party - PecuLIAR of a DolI

Summary: "Sachiko, we beg of you. Sachiko, we beg of you. Sachiko, we beg of you-to bloody shut up."

So obviously this is going to be completely AU, there's no prophecy there's just... this. Whatever this is. A crossover? A sadistic streak? A-I'll stop now. Please enjoy the story and don't let the tongue get out of the cabinet.

Blue little flowers twirled in the air infront of Luna Lovegood as she walked down the hall. They were soon joined by yellow petals floating around, pink snowflakes hanging off the walls and she smiled at all the color filling her vision.

The door she was approaching had dark flecks fluttering around it. Nergerters, they always were attracted to negative energy, and due to the cloud forming there had to be a lot of it in the classroom.

She reached out, waving the little critters away from the handle before pulling the door open.

"-incantatem!" A flying burning quill dropped from the ceiling, losing it's wings and the flames going out as if it had been dropped into water.

Luna watched it, fascinated for a moment by the Hipgurks that floated around it before turning to look at the other students. Padma ran over to the quill, picking it up to cradle against her chest before shooting a dirty look in Malfoy's direction. "You didn't have to put it on fire!" The fellow Ravenclaw turned to Harry when Draco just ignored her. "Thanks."

"Uh, you're welcome." By the way he responded it sounded like he had done it to spite Malfoy rather than for the Padma's sake.

Luna was just glad that Padma's favorite quill hadn't been burned down to a twig. It would seem this would be good a day as any for her to share her discovery. With a glance around the room and seeing the space beyond the front desk empty she asked, "Where's the Professor?"

"Late, as usual." Ron Weasley replied glancing over to her hand and the paper she held in it.

She waited for him to ask but he just continued to stare at the distorted paper and Luna was about to just start talking when Hermione asked, "What's that you got?"

With a grateful smile she turned to face her, "It's a paper doll. A paper Sachiko doll to be exact. There's this charm I found in the library that I thought we could all try out after class but since the Professor isn't here we can do it now."

"Why would we want to do that?" Draco snapped from his seat - a desk with Gregory Goyle and Blaise Zabini sitting nearby their ring leader. Well, that's what she called him anyway.

"It's called Sachiko Ever After, and it's a charm. The charm is suppose to bring everyone together as friends," she glanced around the room, looking at the dark clouds forming in the corners, "And it should help get rid of the Nergerters as well."

"The what? Nevermind, forget I asked."

Luna frowned before she felt a hand on her shoulder and glanced over to see Padma standing near, "How do we do the charm?"

"Bloody hell," Malfoy hissed from across the room.

Luna ignored him. "Oh, it's a very simple charm. You just have to get in a circle and say, 'Sachiko we beg of you," for... well there's fourteen people here so you would need to say it fourteen times. When that's done the paper doll needs to be grabbed by everyone and ripped into fourteen pieces and it's done."

"Where did you get such a stupid charm?"

She could hear Padma telling her to just ignore Malfoy but Luna looked over at him anyway and answered, "The Forbidden section of the Library." His eyebrow arched and she noticed an interested spark in his eyes. Immediately she smiled, wanting everyone to participate and if the fact that the charm was from the forbidden section got him and his friends to participate that would be best. Otherwise she had no idea how she was going to get them all to join her in doing the charm. Once she saw Malfoy and the other Slytherins walking over after he gave some sort of signal she turned back to the rest of the students, "Everyone in a circle please."

There was a few minutes of shuffling feet as the students got themselves arranged and Luna glanced over the circle from her left to right; Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe, Pansy Parkinson, Millicent Bulstrode, Wayne Hopkins, Lavender Brown, Seamus Finnigan, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Padma Patil. That was everyone then.

"Okay, now remember, repeat the charm fourteen times or else it won't work." After that Luna began chanting, "Sachiko, we beg of you," with everyone else. She counted the times it was said silently in her head, starting to smile when they got to the final time without any mistakes-

"-Sachiko, we beg of you, to bloody shut up." She shot a look at Draco Malfoy who just scowled back, "You lot were giving me a bloody headache," he let go of the hands he was holding then along with the rest of the Slytherins and she frowned.

"You don't have to be such a jerk, Malfoy," Padma yelled though he acted as if he hadn't heard her as Malfoy was already back to talking amongst his friends.

"Well, I thought it was a nice thought."

She smiled at Hopkins, "Thank you." It was good to have atleast one Hufflepuff in the classroom, atleast most everyone in that House was friendly, unlike the Slytherins. With a soft sigh she started walking to her chest, stopping short when the floor seemed to groan.

The class fell quiet for a second just before the screams started. The walls were suddenly shaking violently, the stone trying to wriggle from the confines of the floor. There was a crash as a painting fell from the wall. "Everyone under the desks!" someone shouted just as another screamed, "Since when did Hogwarts have earthquakes?"

Luna tumbled sideways into a desk, her glasses falling from her face and dug her fingers into the wood as the shaking got more violent. The chandelier from the ceiling crashed down and she couldn't resist her own surprised scream anymore as more ornaments began to fall and hit the ground. She ducked her head down ontop of the desk hands raising to cover the back of her head.

There was a pull on her sleeve in the next second and she yelped as she was dragged back just before the chain that had been holding the chandelier up hit the desk she had been at. A snarled, "Bloody idiot," came from behind her before she felt herself shoved underneath one of the desks. Luna grabbed hold of Malfoy's arm before he could dash across to another desk, instead pulling him back to the one she was now under.

"Stay under the desk!"

"You're one to talk!"

It was all she was able to make out from his own scream at her before she couldn't make out individual words anymore. The crashing of objects and everyone else's screams was all she could hear. Luna shut her eyes then, keeping a steel grip on Malfoy's arm. The roar of sound grew, stone actually falling from the ceiling, the ground trembling so hard she imagined it must have cracked open.

And then, it was quiet.