A/N: I got the inspiration for this one while I was sitting on the toilet again. My 'Thinking Chair' seems to help me out a lot at 1 in the morning :I
Standard Disclaimer.
Sakura gets interview'd.
P.S. I like apostrophe D's. They're fun!
Interviewer
Sakura (She's 18 in this, btw.)
Hello my dear Sakura. You're looking quite lovely today, if I do say so myself.
Shove it. I'm horny and on my period. Let's try to get this done fast, shall we?
Uhm... Yes of course. So, you're a lesbian, correct?
Damn straight.
And how old were you when you first realized this?
When I was 13.
Oh really? You knew, at such a young age?
Yup.
But that's so young! How could you possibly know?
Oh I dunno... Maybe it was the fact that, at any chance I could, I'd be looking up girls skirts and down their shirts?
But what about your infatuation with Sasuke?!
Meh. I realized how homo he must have been if he was that good looking and didn't have a girl.
Uh huh... Anyways. You're currently taken, yes?
Uh no. I'm permanently taken, thank you very much.
Ohhh Really?
Yuh really.
... Ahem. So who's the lucky gal?
Lady Tsunade.
Uhm... What?
You heard me.
But she's like... 40 years older than you!
One; She's only 38 years older than me and Two; She doesn't look a day over 20.
Whatever you say...
What?
Nothing, nothing! On to our next question... Why did you want to train to become a medical nin? I mean really...?
Seriously? You're that dense? I trained under Tsunade. In more ways than one, if you know what I mean.-wink- You do the math!
Uhm... Oh... Okay... So the real reason you trained to become a med nin was because Tsunade would teach you?
Damn right.
Wow. That's interesting.
Yeah.
... Okay! So. How long have you two been together?
Six years almost.
Since you were 12?!?!
Oh good. So you can do math.
I think I already proved that...
Whatever.
So do you think this is gonna last?
It's already lasted six years. Why wouldn't it?
Well I mean she's getting up there...
Don't you dare call Tsunade-sama old! Besides, she has great boobs.
Uhm... Okay... But aren't they fake?
The hell you talkin' 'bout?
Nothing, nothing. Anyhoo, because of the age difference, don't you fear that she's going to die much sooner than you?
I try not to.
Ah. Positive thinking.
Mhm.
... Yeeeaaah... Well I think that's about it, hm?
Sure. God I need some chocolate...
I have some chocolate over my place, if you'd like to join me for some tea too perhaps? -fufufu-
I don't think Tsunade-sama would appreciate that. Or you.
But you said earlier... Oh never mind. I'll just be leaving now...
Scram, before I start using you as a punching bag!
Right-oh!
-NGJ.