Disclaimer: I do not own HOTD or CODZ, but I do own the character Captain Matt Devlin who I name after the character of the same name from Law and Order UK which is own by Dick Wolf and BBC.
Chapter 1 Nacht der Toten (German for Night of the Dead)
The sound of electricity building up was quietly running through a city that had been killed. The sound of electricity then started getting louder and louder until blue and white bolts of electricity started to form. The color of blue and white dance around the top of a building, and then a man appear out of the color of blue and white.
The man landed hard face first on the top of the building. He was wearing a 1940's USMC camouflage uniform minus the hat, his sleeves were rolled up, and his jacket was open. His hair was blonde and crew cut.
Then another man appeared out of the blue and white colors. This man wore a Red Army uniform and landed back to back on the US Marine.
"Jesus Nikolai, shit man couldn't you dropped from nowhere that not on me," the Marine said.
"Sorry Dempsey but I don't think Rich-," Nikolai was cut off by a third man appearing out of the blue and white light show. This man wore a full Imperial Army uniform. He landed horizontal on Nikolai stomach to stomach. Then a fourth man landed on the third man vertical. He wore an early 1960's space suit minus the helmet.
"Hello Nikolai," said the fourth man who was face to face with Nikolai.
"Doctor catching up can be for a later time," said the third man. "Oh hi Takeo," said the fourth man. "Hey Richtofen I think Tak said catching up can be for a later time," said Dempsey. Richtofen was about to say something but a fifth man wearing a 1940's British Army uniform landed on Richtofen back to back.
"Bloody he- Oh shi-," the fifth man was cut off by a little girl landing on his stomach hard, really hard. "You ok Matt?" Dempsey asked. "Samantha just landed on my stomach hard, really hard, and I think I just got the wind knock out of me. So how do think I am," Matt said trying to catch his breath or what left of it.
"Sorry Uncle Matt. I couldn't see where I was landing," Samantha said. "That ok I don't think any of your uncles were either," Dempsey said.
Matt holding Samantha got off of top of the dog pile. He put Samantha down and then helped Richtofen off the dog pile. "Ja, danke," Richtofen said getting up. Next was Takeo. "Urgh… Domo," Takeo said. Then Nikolai, "Vodka? Check. Balls? Check. Russian? Check. Ok, I'm good to go." Matt rolled his eyes. Samantha giggled a little bit then stopped when she realized who she was giggling at. "Stinky Nikolai," Samantha said quietly.
Matt helped Dempsey up. Dempsey brushed himself off then said, "Eh… where are we?" "When are we?" Richtofen asked. "I don't know, but we should be looking for a power switch," Matt said. "There is no power switch," Samantha said. "I had a feeling you say that Samantha" Matt said. "Me too," Dempsey said. "Yeah and it looks like that an E.M.P. went off," Matt said. "Damn one of those," Dempsey said. "How do you know?" Nikolai asked. "Do you small burnt wires?" Matt asked. Nikolai nods his head. "Well there you go," Dempsey said.
"Also I don't think will be getting any power ups either," Dempsey said. "Why, what if my gun needs to eat," Nikolai said worried. "There is nobody in the M.P.D., and if there is nobody in the M.P.D. then that means no power ups, and worst if we run into maggot houses which we will. They're no stopping them this time," Matt said. "What if I scream for help?" Nikolai asked. Everybody ignore Nikolai last comment.
Matt picked up Samantha then said, "Come on we need to see if this place can be used as a shelter for the time being. Tank you coming with me?" "Don't have to ask me twice. I'm right behind you Matt," Dempsey said following. Takeo then soon followed then Richtofen. Then finally after waiting a few minutes to think about what he going to do here Nikolai followed.
After walking down a few 'thousand' flights of stairs said by Nikolai. They decided to see where they landed at. They took the first door that they saw and open it. It was a mall, and judging by the writing on the walls its was in Japan
"Well that answers "Um… Where are we?" were in Japan. Still though the question is 'When are we?'," Matt said. "Hey Tak I say welcome home, but Matt got a point. What the hell is the year?" Dempsey said. "2012," Takeo said pointing to a sign. "Thanks Tak," Dempsey said. "Bloody hell, first 1962 then 2012, that 67 years of our lives that just went bye-bye," Matt said. Everybody in the room except Samantha cringe. "Never thought the day I heard those torment words ever again," Dempsey said. "The Wunderwaffe DG-2 my greatest invention. What wunders will you show us next," Richtofen said excited.
"If this is a mall maybe they sell Vodka. I'm on empty," Nikolai said with a smile. "Yeah you're going to need Vodka soon, but they probably just sell Sake, but you may never know," Matt said.
"Hey Tak why don't you translate so we can look for some food, new clothes so we can blend in, and some boozes," Dempsey said. "I agree, these clothes do bring no honor to us, and maybe some food will stop are bickering," Takeo said looking at a self-help guide. "Clothes first, I want to get out of this stink bomb that I call clothes," Matt said. "I second that," Dempsey said.
After translating the guide the group learned that they were near the clothing department and learns that the food court was a floor below them. Takeo then suggests they head to a weapon supply store that was a floor above them. They then headed to the clothing department.
When they got there they saw a whole range of clothing. Dempsey then eyed a sexy two piece in the lingerie shop. "Like to see the Juggernog girl in that," Dempsey said. "Tank the Juggernog girl is long gone," Matt said. "Yeah I know but I can still dream can't I," Dempsey said. "Well then don't talk about your dreams in front of Samantha," Matt said giving Samantha a piggy back ride. "Oops sorry," Tank said.
When everybody was done choosing their clothes, Samantha clothes were pick out by Matt and Dempsey they all headed to the dressing room. "Does anyone feel awkward?" Nikolai asked. Everyone else replied yes. "Good, I thought I was the only one," Nikolai said.
When everyone was done changing, they all exited out of their dressing booth to check out what everyone was wearing.
Matt was wearing black combat boots, black pants that were tock into his boots, a black button up shirt over a white t-shirt, and he was still wearing his British Army jacket. Everybody looked at Matt. "What, this jacket has saved my arse enough times that I got to keep it," Matt said.
Samantha wore black kid sneakers and a white dress. "Well I guess me and Tank aren't so bad at being a dad and an older brother," Matt said. Dempsey laughed then said, "I was a dad."
Dempsey wore black combat boots, camouflage digits pants that were tock into his boots and a camouflage digits jacket with it sleeves ripped off over a long sleeve green t-shirt.
Nikolai wore a modern day uniform of the Russian Ground Forces. "Wow Nikolai that so fits you," Matt said.
Takeo wore a modern day uniform of Japan Ground Self-Defense Force, and still had his katana on him. "Looking good Tak," Dempsey said.
Richtofen wore very nice black dress shoes, tan scrubs, and a white lab coat. "Good now I'm ready for Hell. I have my good shoes on now," Richtofen said. Everybody in the room except Richtofen tried not to laugh.
After they were done complementing their new outfits, the guys grabbed some duffle bags and headed upstairs to the next level of the mall.
When they got there they headed straight to the weapon supply store. When they enter the store they felt they were kids in a candy shop except for Samantha. "Jackpot!" Matt and Dempsey said as they chose new weapons.
Matt old weapons were a Cobra, Tokyo and Rose, and a H115 Oscillator. His new weapons were one .44 magnum S&W 629 and Colt 1911, a FN P90, an AA12, and a Barrett M98B. He also had two modern day machetes.
Dempsey old weapons were a SPAZ-24, a R115 Resonator, and a Skullcrusher. His new weapons were an Armsel Striker shotgun, one AMT AutoMag III pistol and Colt 1911, and a HK UMP. He also had a modern day bowie knife and a modern day machete.
Nikolai old weapons were The Reaper, a D115 Dissembler, and Typhoid and Mary. His new weapons were a Remington M11-87 Shotgun, one AMT Hardballer pistol and Colt 1911, and a PP-2000. He also had two modern day sickles.
Takeo old weapons were an AK-74fu2, Calamity and Jane, and a 420 Impeller. His new weapons were a Benelli M4 Shotgun, one AMT AutoMag V Pistol and Colt 1911, and a QCW-05.
Richtofen old weapons were G115 Generator, The Afterburner, and a Raid. His new weapons were a HK FABARM FP6 Shotgun, one FN Five-seveN pistol and Colt 1911, and a HK MP7. He still had the first Wunderwaffe DG-2 with him. He also had a modern day machete.
"How did you know that the good guns (aka the illegal kind) were in the back Dempsey?" Nikolai asked. "Simple you always hide the good stuff in the back," Dempsey said.
"Hey guys put on some arm protectors. So the maggot houses won't get us there," Matt said. "Why?" Dempsey asked. "Cause they usually go there first," Matt said. "Good point," Nikolai said putting on arm protectors.
"What are we going to do with are old weapons?" Nikolai asked. "Keep them, we still have a few clips left for them, but when were out of ammo chuck them," Matt said.
"Now for food," Samantha chirped. "Agree with little Sammy Maxis here. We should be getting some food real quick, or well be ending up as the flesh addict's lunch at their next lunch meeting," Dempsey said.
They headed down two levels of the mall and enter the food court. They scavenge the food court for food. They found enough food that wasn't spoiled that can last up to a week. Matt and Dempsey then found a coke vending machine, and Matt shot off the lock with his Cobra. "I hope those maggot houses didn't hear that," Matt said opening the vending machine. "Come on, why should you be worry? We can put those flesh bags back to where they belong," Dempsey said. "Yeah I keep on forgetting that," Matt said opening a coke can and taking a good chug of it. "That hits that spot. Perk-a-colas are just not enough," Matt said. "Yeah," Dempsey said aiming and firing his SPAZ-24 at a vending machine that had beer in it. "Boozes nice and they have Vodka too good for Nikolai," Matt said tossing his empty coke can.
Matt and Dempsey put the soft drinks and boozes into bags and left the area. They then stop at a smoke shop. "When the last time we had a good smoke?" Matt asked. "Since 1943, 1944," Dempsey said. "Good point," Matt said entering the shop. Matt looked around the shop for a while and grabbed some zippo lighters and all the boxes of camel's cigarettes (his favorite) he could find which were 6 to 7 boxes. "Nice now were living," Dempsey said. "And like these things are going to kill us thanks to the 115 in all of our blood," Matt said tossing a box and zippo to Dempsey.
Dempsey opened the box and tossed a pack to Matt. They then took a cigarette from their packs and light up. "Now that hits the spot, oorah," Dempsey said taking a drag from his cigarette.
Matt then walked over to a crane game full of stuff animals. He took out his Cobra and broke the glass with it handle. He then pulled a teddy bear out of the game. Dempsey looked at Matt like what the fuck. "For Samantha, she doesn't have her old one anymore," Matt said. Dempsey rolled his eyes, and they both headed back to the middle of the food court where they decided that it will be there home zone.
When they got back they saw everyone was there, and Takeo had made a small fire. Samantha, Richtofen, and Nikolai were eating. "Hey Nikolai we got Vodka," Matt said tossing a bottle of Vodka to Nikolai. "And anyone else what any smokes other than me and Matt?" Dempsey asked. There were no takers. Matt and Dempsey were surprised by this. Matt then handed Samantha her new teddy bear with look like her old but was white. Samantha squealed with delight.
Matt and Dempsey place their bags down and were handed a can of soup. "What the soup?" Matt asked. "Miso," Takeo said. "Well at least it warm," Dempsey said.
After they were done eating Matt stood up. "I'll take watch," Matt said getting his bag.
Matt took the stairs down to the ground floor. When he got there he saw nothing but bodies littering the ground. "Bloody hell," Matt said going up a level. The next floor was also litter with bodies. He wonder if the bodies were the food of the maggot houses, the maggot houses themselves, or both, and after a few seconds he decided that it was both.
Matt went back going up the floors. He skipped the third, fourth, and fifth because he knew what floors those were. When he reached the sixth he started to search this floor. The only thing that he found interesting was a flare gun with a dozen boxes of flares. He bagged the gun and boxes and went up to the roof.
"This is going to be a long night," Matt said getting the flare gun and a box of flares out. He loads the flare gun and fires what he thinks is north into the streets. He then fired at east, south, and west. What the flares lit up tells him he shouldn't of had done that. He fires a flare into the air hoping someone alive would see that, and his prays were answer as two high schools students saw it. They rush to the mall.
Matt ran down the stairs as fast as he could to the food court, hoping someone was awake. When he got to the home zone he found that Dempsey was still awake. "So, how many?" Dempsey asked. "Round 100+," was the only thing Matt could say. "Should I wake the others?" Dempsey asked. Matt nods his head then say, "But keep Samantha asleep." Matt and Dempsey woke, Takeo, Nikolai, and Richtofen up. It took a while for them to wake up Nikolai. "All right, all right, I'll get up all ready, sheesh… like mother," Nikolai said getting up finally.
"Nikolai get your D115 Dissembler ready and get to a third floor window. Were about to be reintroduced to some friends we were hoping not to see for a while," Matt said. Nikolai nods his head. "Tak, can you stay here with Samantha?" Dempsey asked. Tak nods his head. "Oh Nikolai when you run out of ammo in the D115. Chuck it and join us on the ground level or second floor if were over run," Matt said. "Got it," Nikolai said getting the D115 out.
Matt, Dempsey, Nikolai, and Richtofen headed to the stairs. Nikolai got off on the third floor while Matt, Dempsey, and Richtofen continued going down the stairs to the ground floor. When they got there, there wasn't that many gut bags there. "Just like at the start of every round," Dempsey said pumping his SPAZ-24. Matt and Richtofen then place what little Claymores and Bouncing Betties they had left in front the swarming flesh addicts.
Matt and Richtofen got behind a barrier that was already there with Dempsey. Matt ready his H115 Oscillator then said, "At least it just maggot houses Tank." Richtofen ready his G115 Generator.
By the seconds more and more freak sacks came. "Keep on coming maggot addicts. We got a surprise for you," Dempsey said. Then sniper fire was heard and maggot addicts started to drop.
When about twenty freak bags were dead 'again' the sniper firing stop. Then in a few minutes Nikolai join Matt, Dempsey, and Richtofen at the barrier with his Typhoid and Mary drawn. "Glad you could join us in this round. It would be boring without y-," Matt was cut off by glass shattering and then by the Claymores and Bouncing Betties going off.
Matt, Dempsey, Nikolai, and Richtofen duck so they wouldn't be hit by shrapnel or body parts. "Raining body parts, you must be so happy Richtofen," Dempsey said. Richtofen look all around him then yelled, "Look at all the body parts. Someone get me a bag!"
When the smoke clear. Matt got up to see that more freak bags arrived. He then started to fire trying to hit the heads. Dempsey, Nikolai, and Richtofen then join in with Matt. When they thought they took out all of the maggots houses another horde can hording in.
When Matt's H115 ran out of bullets he switched to his Tokyo and Rose. Then Dempsey's SPAZ-24 ran out of bullets he switched to his R115 Resonator. Richtofen then chuck his G115 because it had no bullets to fire at the minions and got out his Raid.
After what seem like another life time the marrow junkies didn't appear anymore. "So who is down to their last weapon?" Matt asked. Everybody in the room raised their hands. "Lovely, so we have a Cobra, a Skullcrusher, The Reaper, and The Afterburner. What I wouldn't kill for max ammo and a good song to be playing right now," Matt said. "Like you said nobody in the M.P.D. and I don't think you can play an instrumental song in a fanfic," Dempsey said. "Two very good points," Matt said. They then heard moaning and saw more marrow addicts coming their way. "Back to home zone?" Matt asked. "HOME ZONE!" yelled Dempsey, Nikolai, and Richtofen.
When running up the stairs Matt, Dempsey, Nikolai, and Richtofen were shooting at the freak bags that were chasing them. When they reach home zone they saw that no more flesh bags were chasing them.
"OH BLOODY FUCKING HELL!" Matt yelled at when they entered the home zone. Somehow, someway the maggot houses found another set of stairs and got to home zone. They saw Samantha hiding behind Takeo who was on his last clip with his AK-74fu2, and saw that his 420 Impeller was empty. He still had his Calamity and Jane but didn't use them as they fire explosive rounds and didn't want to hurt Samantha.
Dempsey, Matt, Nikolai, and Richtofen joined Takeo using what ammo they had left they had in their old weapons. When they ran out of ammo they saw that no more maggot whores were coming towards them.
Then there was moaning. "We still have grenades, the Calamity and Jane, and Tank still has grenades in his Skullcrusher. Actually starch that I'm out of grenades," Matt said. Takeo tossed his Calamity and Jane to Matt, than readied a monkey bomb. "Actually we're down to one grenade, which the honor goes to Richtofen, but I still have a monkey bomb," Takeo said. "THROW IT!" Dempsey yelled. Takeo was winding up the monkey bomb when Dempsey yelled. Takeo threw the monkey bomb and like in the games the flesh addicts started to chase the freaky monkey.
The monkey blew and then Richtofen then threw the last grenade and yelled, "FRESH MEAT!" The explosion killed the gut bags that were not killed again by the monkey bomb. Matt then pointed the Calamity and Jane at each one of the exits which there two of them and Tank aiming the Skullcrusher at the exit the flesh bags were coming from. More bone junkies then came through the stairs that they broke through. Matt pointed the other gun at the exit and fired, with Dempsey firing his Skullcrusher. Explosions then ran through the building shaking the building.
The two high schoolers that saw Matt flares felt the whole building shook and they ran to the nearest stairs they could find.
When the two high school students got to the floor the group was on Matt aim one of the Calamity and Jane at them when they burst through the door. Matt was pulling the triggers then realized that there were no more grenade bullets. Dempsey was still firing his Skullcrusher but he then realized that the weapon had no more grenades. He then chucks the gun at the marrow junkies.
"OH JESUS FUCKING SMEGGING BLOODY GODDAMN FUCKING HELL CRIST!" Matt yelled throwing the guns away. Dempsey got out his machete and charged at the maggot houses. Matt got out one of his machetes and joined in with Dempsey, and within between twenty and thirty seconds they again killed the marrow junkies.
"They never stood a chance," Dempsey said. "Bloody hell yeah they didn't," Matt said giving Dempsey a high five.
Matt then saw the two high schoolers that came to the 'rescue'. "Well at least something alive saw my flares," Matt said bring out his hand to shake.
One of the high schoolers was a girl. She wore a female Japanese high school uniform and had elbow pads. She also had a Springfield M1A1 Super Match with a Bayonet connected to it. Her hair was light brown. The other one was male and wore a male Japanese high school uniform with the top open reviling a red shirt. In his hand was an Ithaca 37 riot shotgun. He had dark brown hair.
The two high school students look at Matt like they couldn't hear him, then Matt realized that he was English and they were Japanese. "Right I'll get a translator for you. Hey Tak you mine talking with these two," Matt said. Takeo nodded his head and come over to Matt and the two high schoolers. Takeo bowed then said, "I am pleased that there is someone alive, I am Captain Takeo Masaki. The man that was trying to talking to you is Captain Matt Devlin. The one in camo is Captain Tank Dempsey. The man with the bottle in his hand is Sergeant Nikolai Belinski. The little girl is Samantha Maxis, and the man in the doctor's uniform is Doctor Edward Richtofen," Takeo said.
"Well it nice to meet you Takeo and your group. I'm Takashi Komuroh and this is Rei Miyamoto. What the hell are you doing here?" the Takashi asked. "That is a story that we will need time to tell," Takeo said.
"Well I believe we can make time here with you and your American tour group," Rei said. Takeo chuckled then said, "Funny that you say that this is a tour group but it not a tour of Japan and there is only one American in this 'tour group'. Nikolai is Russian, Samantha and the doctor is German. Matt is English and Dempsey is actually the American," Takeo said. "What kind of tour is it?" Rei asked. "Time miss Rei Miyamoto," Matt said in perfect Japanese. Takeo, Rei, and Takashi turn their heads to Matt in shock. "How?" was the only thing Takeo said. "115," was the only thing Matt said. "Of course Doctor Maxis," Takeo said. "Doctor Maxis, 115, and Time what the hell is up with your group?" Takashi asked. "Like I said. We need a place and time to explain what is just on with group," Takeo said. "Let just say though that we need not to worry about those maggot junkies outside as well," Matt said. "Then I guess we bring are group here. Now Alice has a play mate," Rei said. "Though one mall to another I don't know if that a good idea," Takashi said. "Then will go to your group. I think we wouldn't mind moving to a different place. Your group seems to be fine. I think I fuck us up the arse when I used those flares," Matt said. "Alright it settle then well join your group," Takeo said. Everybody that was in this group nodded.
"Alright Takeo let get are stuff and let's get the fu-" Matt was cut by Dempsey yelling, "Crawlers and stumpies." "Bloody hell why won't these maggot houses just die again," Matt said pissed. Takeo sighed.
"Dempsey, Nikolai, Samantha, Doctor get your things and some food. We're getting the bloody fucking hell out of here!" Matt yelled. Dempsey, Nikolai, and Richtofen nodded their heads and grab what they can and Samantha and ran to the exit that didn't have any of them there.
The group got out the building then Dempsey asked, "So where to next Matt?" "So where is next?" Matt asked Takashi and Rei. "Follow us, we'll show the way," Rei said. "You're the bosses," Matt said following Rei and Takashi.
"Hey Matt when did you learn Japanese?" Tank asked. "115," Matt said. "Right, thanks doc," Tank said. "You're welcome," Richtofen said. "No, not you Richtofen," Takeo said. "Oh Doctor Maxis," Richtofen said disappointed. "Daddy," Samantha squealed while Matt was giving her a piggy back ride. Matt grinned.
When Rei and Takashi stop Dempsey and the others stop. "Ok one mall to another but hey at least there not gut bags here," Dempsey said. "Funny that what Rei said," Matt said.
"Well here home sweet home for now," Takashi said. Dempsey, Samantha, Nikolai, and Richtofen shook their heads. "The 115 is really kicking in is it," Matt said. "Yea I understood that and I'm speaking it," Dempsey said. "Me too," Samantha said. "Same here," Nikolai said. "We speak Japanese, but have not taken any lessons, Interesting," Richtofen said. "But hey now were all on the page, I guess," Matt said a little confused. "Yea and no more underline words too," Dempsey said. Takashi and Rei turn their heads to Dempsey then Takeo. "Dempsey and Matt have the tendency to break the fourth wall," Takeo said.
"So what are we waiting for? Let get are asses in their before the freak sacks make us a midnight snack," Dempsey said. "Alright we'll introduce you to the rest of our group," Rei said entering the mall. Takashi followed with Dempsey and his group behind him.
When they reach the floor they were using a home zone must of the people drew their weapons, but lowered them when they saw that the door was beaning open by people that still breathe.
"Good Day," Matt said with a smile. The others in Matt's group tried not to laugh while Takashi's and Rei's group looked at him like he was crazy. "Sorry, I always smile and say 'Good Day' when I met new people," Matt said looking apologetic.
"I believe introductions are in order here Takashi," Takeo said. "Right, the one with glasses and pink hair is Saya Takagi," said Takashi. 'Pink hair, 2012 this is going to be a great year,' Matt whispered to Dempsey. Saya pushed up her glasses and looks at Dempsey's group, then looks away. 'Jeez, what up with her,' Dempsey whispered to Matt. Matt just shrugged. "The guy with the guns and glasses is Kohta Hirano," said Rei. "I think you and me kid were going to get along well," Dempsey said. "Jeez Americans and their toys," Richtofen said. "The blonde ditz is Shizuka Marikawa," Rei said pointing to a blonde with a large bust. 'Damn, I think I just met the juggernog granddaughter,' Dempsey whisper to Matt. Matt did a face palm then whisper to Dempsey, 'Tank I think Miss Rei Miyamoto said that Miss Shizuka Marikawa is a di-' Matt was cut off by a loud crash. Everybody flinch at the noise. 'I see your point,' Tank whisper.
"Oops, sorry," Shizuka said. "Yeah that's alright. I believe you said there was a playmate for Samantha?" Takeo said. "Oh yes this is Alice," Rei said showing Alice to Dempsey's group. "And this is Samantha," Matt said showing Samantha to Takashi's group. "And there also Saeko Busujima but she patrolling another area," Rei said. "And now I believe it time for you to do introduction," Takashi said.
"Right I'm Captain Takeo Masaki. The man with the long flowing coat is Captain Matt Devlin. The one in camo is Captain Tank Dempsey. The man with the bottle in his hand is Sergeant Nikolai Belinski, and the man in the doctor's uniform is Doctor Edward Richtofen," Takeo said.
Alice and Samantha looked at each other then smiled at each other. They then went to play together. Everybody in the room except the kids let a long drawn breath. "Well that went well," Rei said. "I don't think she seen a kid her age for a long time," Dempsey said. "A long time," Matt said.
"Well then I guess to down to you five to explain about 115, Doctor Maxis, and time," Takashi said. "Alright, but if you don't believe me, well I guess a demonstration might have to be in order. So doc should I explain it or should you?" Matt said. "No, have fun," Richtofen said. Matt sighed then started to talk, "Alright, I was born in 1926 in London, England. I know I must be insane. Well I'm not but the doc is, so let me continue on. I, well to be blunt I, Tank, Nikolai, and Takeo were part of a Nazi super solider project, except I was already part of her majesty own super solider project which I was the only one known to succeed."
Matt stopped talking then looked to Dempsey for help. "He is not messing with you. I met Matt in 1944, when we were to rescue an OSS spy that was spying on a group call Group 935. We haven't heard from him so my and Matt governments decide to go rescue him at some asylum that we had gather info on to been his know last position. That didn't end up so well. We were attack by, well marrow junkies or what you like to call them, them. Matt and I were 'lucky' to get out of there and our teams were not. After we escape we, well we were taken in by Group 935 that was watching us to see if we could become their commanding officers for their gut bag army. Matt and I were taken to different people. Matt was taken to Doctor Ludwig Maxis aka Samantha's father and I was taken to Doctor fruit loop over here. Yeah the doc here is a Nazi," Dempsey was interrupted by Richtofen, "I was spying on Group 935 by the order of Trey- I mean the Illuminati." "Well yeah true, but that doesn't matter anymore cause I don't the Illuminati can do anything anymore, with pretty much every body being dead or a maggot house. Now onward to the story, the doc here already had Tak and Nikolai as test subject and the one I was replacing I knew was dead. During the last part of the trial experiments we were injected with a serum made with element 115. Well it wipe my, Tak, and Nikolai memories and made us immune to the flesh addicts virus, lucky us. It also gave us some lovely side effect. I became more vicious, Tak was a borderline mute, and Nikolai needed vodka to survive. The doc here got the 115 in his blood being near it so much, and Samantha has it because the doc here was also experimenting on her," Dempsey stopped then looked at Matt then asked, "So Matt what happen to you when you were with Doctor Maxis?" "I was giving the 115 serum and was just watch. Sometimes Ludwig did experiments on me that I rather not talk about, and they were two other subjects, but they were deemed unsuccessful and were executed on the spot. I had a front row seat to it too," Matt stopped talking then turned to Dempsey.
Dempsey spoke, "Well that great to hear, and I guess it back to my story. When Tak, Nikolai, and I were ready to head out to the world are first stop was in a swamp in Japan in 1945, and wouldn't you know it freak sacks attack us. Fun time that was, then we ended up back in Germany. Even more fun times and also met Samantha. Let me tell you, you do not want to play a game of hide and seek with her. Doc here then used of his inventions on a teleporter, and were we arrive to had us questioning what the fuck was going on. It was 1962 and yet there were still marrow jockeys. After a little blowing things to high hell we escape and to Russia. We help some dude call Gersch to escape from Samantha who was stuck in the aether we were teleported to a closest of some sort, and had to have four people get us the fuck out of there. Four dudes in a small place not a pretty sight. When that was all done, we reach Shangri-La, and let me tell you, it was no paradise. Freak bags were everywhere. We got this stone thing which had the doc's name on it and finding a statue of him. We got the hell out of there and teleported to Paradise Reach or Area 51. We stayed there for a while until it was overrun by bone junkies and devil dogs. We then headed to a moon base call Griffin Station. Flesh addicts were crawling all over the place. We were really like how the hell do gut bags get on the moon, and then this is where we met Matt 'again'." Dempsey turn to Matt then asked him, "So why were you on the moon?"
"I was order by Doctor Maxis to follow Dempsey and his group, and get his daughter out of the aether, which he gave me a device to do so. I made it just in time when they open the M.P.D. which Samantha was in. The M.P.D. is a device that can control maggot houses, and I don't know what M.P.D. stands for either. I used the device and I got Samantha out of there, and pray to god no more fucking Maggot addicts. We got the hell out of the base and then teleported to Japan in the year 2012, and judging by the faces and the face of Saya here you don't believe us. Well doc would you show them the Wunderwaffe DG-2 please and Tank would you explain what it does."
Dempsey and Richtofen nod their heads and Richtofen handed the DG-2 to Dempsey. Dempsey begun his explanation, "This here is the Wunderwaffe DG-2 or what I like to call it the Wonder Waffle, created by the doc right next to me. This baby here holds up to thirty rounds, and each clip holds six. This baby shots, well I may have to show you what it shots, but it can shot a chain of lightning that can kill up to ten freak sacks." "But only if the minions are five or less yards near each other," Richtofen said. Takashi and his group look at Dempsey and his group like they were crazy. Dempsey, Richtofen, and Matt sighed. "Alright then, since there no maggot addicts here. I guess how about a field trip then," Dempsey said getting up along with Richtofen and Nikolai. "Hey Tak, Matt, and Shizuka can you watch the mini super solider and her new friend?" Dempsey asked. Takeo, Matt, and Shizuka nod their heads, and Dempsey, Nikolai, and Richtofen left with Takashi group.
"Babysitting, why do I always get that job?" Takeo said. "I had to watch Samantha when I was part her father super solider project," Matt said. "Well at least I am not alone with this unhonorable job," Takeo said. Matt sighed then got up to look for Samantha and Alice.
Matt was walking down a hallway when he heard the sound of walking. It was the sound of walking that was going to haunt him for the rest of his life. "Bloody Hell, Hellhounds this cannot be happening," Matt said getting readying his S&W and continued on walking. The sound of paws hitting the floor was getting louder and louder until the walking sound stop. Matt looked to his sides then his back and saw nothing. Then there was a bark. Matt jumped and looked around for where the bark came.
Then Matt realized something the bark was made by a small dog. Matt sighed and put his gun back. He heard the bark again and it was behind him. Matt turned and looked down. Matt chuckled and pick up the dog that was tormenting him. "Well at least you're not infected little guy, but how did you get into here," Matt said picking up the small dog.
"Zeke where are you?" came a little girl's voice. "Samantha is that you?" Matt asked the voice. "Matt have you found a little dog called Zeke?" come Samantha voice. Matt turn to the little dog then asked, "Are you Zeke?" The little dog barks then nods it head. "Ok dogs nodding their heads, 2012 is going to be a fun year," Matt said.
Alice and Samantha then came out of the shadows. Zeke jumped out of Matt's hands and ran over to Alice and Samantha. Alice pick up Zeke then spoke, "There you are Zeke have you been playing with Matt?" "No just giving me a heart attack," Matt said sitting down on some rubble. Samantha laugh then said, "Uncle Matt doesn't like dogs." Alice frowned then asked why. "Let just say killing freak bags aren't the only things that haven't been infect by this gut bag virus," Matt answered. "What do you mean?" Alice asked. "Hellhound's puppies, and before you asked, these aren't the cute and cuddly kind either, and also gutter slugs," Matt paused then spoke up again, "Samantha have I told you how much I hated your father." Samantha nods her head and Matt rolls his eyes. "Alright let get back to Uncle Takeo and Aunt Shizuka before they go to sleep," Matt said getting up and heading over to where Takeo and Shizuka were.
Just as Matt, Alice, Samantha, and Zeke got to Takeo and Shizuka. Music started to play that Matt, Samantha, and Takeo knew all too well. "Coming Home by Elena Siegman and Kevin Sherwood," Takeo said. "Uh oh Tank and the others must be making an ass rape train right now," Matt said. "Someone going to have to help them," Takeo said. "Yup, to bring them home," Matt paused then asked, "That me right?" Takeo nods his head. Matt sighs then goes to look for the others.
The song got to the first verse when Matt got outside. (Bold means screaming)
I need you!
To sacrifice the vermin martyr
To!
Bring me to where I saw you
Die!
I will make your last words come
True!
Now I know what I must
Do!
Matt looked around for Dempsey and the others. He then heard yelling that sounded like Nikolai woman scream. Matt followed the scream.
Now in death,
bring me life
All that I am
Will be coming home now
I did it all for you
I'm becoming real now
With all I am
All I am
Matt found Dempsey and the others and got out his matches and started to again kill the freak bags.
Oh how I tried
To separate reality from
Truth!
Now you'll see what I can
Do!
Matt was head banging to the song like Dempsey when they were all slaughtering the marrow jockeys.
Bring me life
All that I am
We'll be coming home now
I did it all for you
I'm becoming real now
With all I am
All I am
With all I am
I swear to you
I'll kill them all
I'll make them suffer
And now in death
Bring me life
All that I am
Will be coming home now
I did it all for you
I'm becoming real now
With all I am
All I am
I'm coming home now
I'm coming home now
I'm coming home now
I'm coming home now
I'm coming home now
I'm coming home now
I'm coming home now
Coming home
I'm coming home now
Coming home
I'm coming home now
Coming
I'm Coming Home!
When the song was over only Dempsey and Takashi group were the only ones left standing. "Ooh fucking rah maggot addicts!" Dempsey yelled. "Yeah that great and all, but where the fuck did that song come from, and how the hell was it playing?" Saya asked. "Yes Tank I agree with Saya here. How the hell was Coming Home playing?" Matt said. "Nikolai found the three teddy bears with the P.E.S. helmets and activated them," Dempsey said. Matt jaw hung open. He then pick up his jaw then said, "What the hell are the teddy bears doing here? What next though the 115 meteors." "Well however the songs are playing, how do you know about them?" Rei asked. "Simple we heard them all before," Nikolai said. "Before and all?" Takashi asked confused. "When we were going through are lovely trip through time we got to hear some kickass songs by Kevin Sherwood and the lovely Elena Siegman," Dempsey said. "What the fuck were you idiots going through?" Saya asked. "We'll tell you when we know," Matt said.
"I hope the songs you'd listen to didn't have screaming emo lady in all of them," Kohta said. "Sorry all except two had the screaming emo lady," Matt said. "Lullaby for a Deadman. I hope that plays in the next chapter," Dempsey said. Takashi group looked at Dempsey like he was crazy. "We pretty much destroy the fourth wall when we fell like it. Which is most of the time," Matt said. "Well that explains a lot, and what we just saw with the 'Wonder Waffle'. So we believe you now," Takashi said. "But it still going to take a while to get used to it," Rei said. "Take your time. We are not going anywhere anytime soon," Richtofen said. "Yeah you got that one right doc," Dempsey said.
The two groups left the scene of the maggotstack massacre and headed back. "Though I'm carious," Nikolai said. "About what," Kohta said. "If these hellpigs only respond to sound how come more didn't came when the song was playing," Nikolai said. "Nikolai, who gives a fuck. As long as the marrow jockeys didn't come I don't care," Dempsey said. "Works for me," Matt said.
Just as the two groups got back to the mall they were calling home Matt went into the parking lot. "Matt where the hell are you going?" Rei asked. "I'm going to try and see if I can get a car up and ready, and so we can get a quick getaway if the maggot houses over run us," Matt said. Saya laughed then said, "Good luck, you won't be able to get any electrical machine running after the EMP went off." Matt laughed. "I don't think you have to worry about him. He a mechanic prodigy. He can fix almost everything at near ruin damage," Dempsey said. Saya shrugged then said, "You're killing him if he turned then." "Oh come on Saya maybe their right maybe they can't be turn like Tank said, and you saw them how they fight and how they do things," Kohta said. "Whatever," was the only thing Saya said going into the mall. Dempsey sighed and the rest of them enter the building.
Matt was under the hood of a car and just looking at it. "This is going to be harder than it looks," Matt said then gets to work. After a few hours Matt had the engine in pieces and memorized what he needed to do. He then goes to another car that was about then same as the car he strip of it engine and got to work on it.
Matt was under the car when he heard footsteps and it sounded human. "Bloody hell. I thought I wasn't making too much noise," Matt said. Matt then hid the rest of himself under the car, and waited for the gut bags to come.
Matt then saw it was only one and saw the person was alive. Matt sighed and got out his 1911 then waited for the person to get closer to the car. When the person was right next to the car slid under the person but stop when he realized he was sliding under a woman skit. He stopped right under the skirt and saw a pair of black panties or g string he couldn't figure that one out. Matt then slid to the other side of the car as he realized he was looking up a woman skirt. He put his 1911 back and bangs on the hood of the car. The woman turns her head with purple hair and draws a katana at Matt who was blushing as red as the blood coming out of his nose. "Sorry I didn't mean t-," Matt was cut off by the woman's katana getting closer to his neck. Matt tried to gulp but if he did he might get his head sliced off.
"Who are you and what the hell are you doing here?" the woman asked. "The name Captain Matt Devlin of her majesty British Army, and to answer your second question I'm was getting this car up and running again. Which I was about to test to see if it would start," Matt said looking at the katana and the woman chest. 'Bloody hell I'm becoming Tank. Note to self: Beat the bloody fucking shit out of Tank when I have the chance,' Matt thought. "Hey eyes up here," the woman said. "I know that but with this katana at my neck I think it going to be pretty hard to look at your eyes," Matt said. "Well then Matt I have to say your Japanese is good for being British but I don't believe you when you say you fixed this car," the woman said. "Like I said I was about to start it when you came walking in," Matt said then took a look at the katana at his neck and the woman chest. 'Yup need to stop hanging around Tank,' Matt thought. The katana got closer to Matt's neck. "Sorry, sorry, but can I check if I got the car fix," Matt said. The woman lowers her weapon then says, "I'm watching you and if you try something I'll cut off something that you'll miss." Matt cringed at what the woman said and knew what she would cut off.
Matt then opened the driver side door and got in. Matt sigh then try to start up the car. Matt tries a few more times than a miracle happens the car was roaring like a lion. "Now I believe Saya owes me some praising," Matt said with a grin on his face. "Saya as in Saya Takagi?" the woman asked. "You must be Saeko Busujima," Matt said. Saeko nods her head. Matt turns off the car then says, "Boy, do you need some catching up, and would you say that I brought this car back."
A/N: God this was annoying to write. And if any of my readers are still reading I'm going to bring in more chapter now to my other stories (I hope). Also please leave a review and no flames.