"Tosh, your alien language translator is useless," Gwen called across the hub, "I found some alien language and tried to translate, but it doesn't make sense."
Toshiko walked over to Gwen's desk, confused, her translation program had never been wrong before.
"Look," Gwen pointed at her screen, she was right, it was jibberish.
"Where's the original?" Tosh asked, Gwen passed her the sheet of paper.
"Oh I've been looking for this," Tosh exclaimed, "it's a letter from my Mother."
"But it's in an alien language!"
"No Gwen, it's in Japanese. And that isn't my alien translation program. That's Google Translate."