Title: A short story...
Summary: After reading all of the stories about the author involving in the slayers gang, I thought I just try writing one as well. Not sure if it's humor, but sharing this with all of you.
Legend : Action in this font
Story:
Kit: Everyone is sitting around the inn and per usual...
Lina & Gourry: Eating non-stop
Amelia: just watch
Zelgadiss: sipping his tea
Kit: And the trickster appeared!
Xelloss: It's my turn already?
Kit: Yes! Stared at Xelloss.
Xelloss: But, Jyuu-ou-sama just ask me to do something else. :sweatdropped:
Kit: What did she ask you to do?
Xelloss: Sore wa...
Filia: Namagomi! Mace-san came smashing into his face
Xelloss: Itai! Filia-san, I was just having a chat with Kit-san. You don't have to be jealous!
Kit: Whispered You are so dead now.
Filia: NA-MA-GO-MI! Burning in fire
Xelloss: Yare yare, Filia-san, your anger seems too tasty. It will be a waste if I don't taste it... Mace-san smacked into his face again.
Kit: Told you... Look at Xelloss and shook her head. By the way, Filia-san, please refrain from killing me while I proceed with the story.
Filia: And why? Look at Kit with narrowed eyes.
Kit: Sore wa... Saw Mace-san coming, dodged it. Himitsu desu. That's very very un-nice of you, Filia-san.
Xelloss: Hey! It's not fair, how is it that you manage to dodge her attack and I can't?
Kit: Well, I am the author. :sweatdropped:
Lina: Are we still on? We will need more food. Pointing to the empty plates and bowls.
Kit: Oh god... I forgot that Lina-san and Gourry-san are very good at eating. Reaching for her wallet. Did I have enough money to pay for all that.
Zelgadiss: You better do.
Kit: One word from you Zel, I'll make sure you can't be restore to your original body.
Zelgadiss: You aren't the original writer.
All: ...
Kit: Shouted Hey! Now I am the writer! I can do whatever I like!
Xelloss: Then would it be a no problem on the money part if you are the writer.
All: ...
Kit: Laugh nervously. I suppose... :sweatdropped:
Lina-tachi: ...
Kit: Gomen...
Amelia: Kit-san, repeat after me: In her justice pose Life is wonderful!
Kit: Looked at Xelloss who turned green a bit. Well, it's not my fault you know. It's her usual speech.
Xelloss: You can change it. Xelloss opened his eyes slightly and stared at Kit.
Kit: What do you want me to change it to? Life is miserable?
Xelloss: Jyuu-ou-sama is the most powerful person around, even stronger than the flat-chested Lina Inverse. Being hit by Lina hard on the head
Lina: What did you just say, Xelloss? Getting ready to cast dragon slave
Amelia: Lina-san, please stop! Grab her hands and trying to hold her back.
Kit: I think I should change dragon slave to fireball...
Zelgadiss: I think you should for once. To prevent all of us from toasted.
Kit: So... Lina-san is getting ready to cast fireball... Start changing
Filia: Kit-chan, can you please remove the namagomi from here?
Xelloss: That's mean of you, Fi-chan. I was trying to be nice here in this story.
Filia: Kit-chan! Some what irritated.
Kit: Gomen, Filia-san. He is needed in this story.
Xelloss: There you go. Smiling slyly at Filia who was cursing under her breath. I am needed. Saw Mace-san coming at him , vanished before it reaches him and reappeared behind Filia. You missed, Fi-chan.
Kit: With my help, remember. You own me, Xelloss!
Gourry: Can I ask a question?
Lina: No, not now, Gourry. Sigh in a miserable tone.
Kit: Why stop him, Lina-san? What is it you want to ask, Gourry-san? Smile at Gourry.
Gourry: Who is she? Pointed to Kit.
All: ...
Lina: Never mind about him. ... You jellyfish head! Hit Gourry so hard that he flew out of the inn.
Kit: I sometime pity Gourry-san for choosing Lina-san as his partner. Shaking her head
Amelia & Zelgadiss: Don't ask. Shook their heads and sighed
Xelloss: But the pain isn't as tasty as Filia-san's anger!
Filia: raged NAMAGOMI MAZOKU!
Kit: backed away from Filia and Xelloss, joining Amelia and Zelgadiss. I need some tea. Tea appeared before her, and she sipped it with much delight. Much better. Now, Lina-san, don't you think you should pick Gourry-san up? And Xelloss, you should at least try to be nice to Filia-san.
Xelloss: Why should I be nice to a selfish dragon? Turn his face away from Filia.
Filia: Who are you calling selfish! Shouted, walked briskly towards him.
Lina: I think I will go pick Gourry up. Sensing the danger between Xelloss and Filia.
Amelia: I think we should help right, Zelgadiss-san? Went over to Lina's side
Zelgadiss: I supposed if he can't wake himself up, at least we can carry him to an inn... Notice the signal and walked over towards Lina and Amelia.
Kit: Okay then. Careful... Knowing their thoughts. After all is she had been writing them. And don't eat too much there, Lina-san. I have no income do you even know that?
Lina: Okay. Dashed off along with Amelia and Zelgadiss.
Kit: Now then, the two of you. Can't you guys at least try to be nice to each other?
Filia: Never will I going to be nice to a murderer of my kind. Turning her head away from both Kit and Xelloss.
Xelloss: whispered Could you do something that really piss her off?
Kit: whispered Kiss her then. It was part of my original story anyway.
Xelloss: whispered KISS HER! ... Wait that's a good idea...
Kit: whispered In either way, I will still get the same effect...
Filia: Kit-chan, what did you just whispered? Start walking towards her. But stop because Xelloss appeared in front of her. What are you doing, nama... Silenced by Xelloss' kiss.
Kit: Oh... Well... Start casting a defensive shield And here we go. :sweatdropped: Forgive me, L-sama.
Filia: NA...NA... NAMAGOMI! Transform into her dragon form. Xelloss disappeared in time to dodge her tail. Xelloss! Come back here.
Xelloss: Appeared beside Kit. Well, that went well. It was fun.
Kit: I thought you say you have a job to do for Zelas-san. Look at him.
Xelloss: After all these fun, I am more than enough energy to do the job. All thanks to you, Kit-chan.
Kit: Don't Kit-chan me, Xelloss. You know it very well. Look around to find Filia and wonder how long before she realized that Xelloss is with her. By the way, don't you think you should get along before Filia finds you.
Xelloss: Well, I am still feeding on her anger. Just a bit more and I will take my leave.
Kit: Evil mazoku... But that's how you should go...
Xelloss: Smile I think Filia-san have found me! See you around then, Kit-chan! Faded out.
Kit: I told him not to call me Kit-chan. It's sounding more like kitchen to me.
Filia: Xelloss, where are you! Stomping towards Kit. Did you see him?
Kit: He just left... :sweatdropped: To do some work for his Jyuu-ou-sama...
Filia: Xelloss! I will get you for that!
Kit: Well, judging from the damage you did, Filia-san, I don't think your badly paid salary can afford that. Scanning the broken inn, the burning buildings around and those that had collapse because of either Filia's smashing or stomping...
Filia: AH! Change back to her human form and started crying. I failed miserably as a miko and end up with this mess because of that stupid namagomi mazoku! I will kill you the next time I see you.
Kit: Which is tomorrow. Or later in the day. In either way, I need to get going as well. L-sama is calling for me. Wave Bye Filia-san. Bid farewell for me to Lina-san and the others.
Filia: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS MESS. Starts crying.
Kit: I have to. I don't have any salary. Speaking of much, I haven't pay for anything have I? Oh well... At least she didn't kill me. :p