PBJT, a naruto fanfic

I own nothin'. And blame about thirteen Naruto-family guy dubs for this.

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It was a fine bright day in Konoha, but a young, female, pink-haired kunoichi didn't think so.

Sakura Haruno sat on the sidewalk, hands underneath her chin. She was sad. Ino had just gotten a boyfriend –coughLAZYcoughDEERcough-, and she herself was still single.

"-Sigh-, this sucks. Why can't I get Sasuke to like me?" Sasuke overheard this.

"Because in Part I you were useless." He continued walking. She sighed again. It wasn't like she couldn't get a boyfriend; it's just she wanted Tall, Dark and Emo over Tall, Green and frickin' large eyebrows.

"Why does god hate me…?"

'Because you were useless in Part I, and to change you cut you hair.'

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that." A young color-blind ninja walked by his lady-friend, and stopped.

"What's wrong, Sakura?"

"Sasuke doesn't like me…"

"We'll there's always me!"

"You're a last resort."

"Uh…okay…thanks for bringing my self-esteem down a few notches...What can I do to cheer you up?"

"Make Sasuke lub me." He sighed.

"…I'll be right back."

Ten minuets later…

"Naruto, why the hell are we doing this?!"

"To cheer up Sakura! Now come on Sasuke; we have to cheer her up!"

"What makes you think I'll do this?" He showed him a few pictures.

"How did you get those?"

"That is irrelevant. If you do not agree, your fangirls will see you sleeping with a thumb in your mouth and 'Princess the Teddy Bear' in your arm."

"…let's cheer this bitch up!"

Back to Sakura…

"Sakuraaaaa, I have a present for youuuu!" She looked up, and saw an arm holding a radio.

'It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!'

Naruto shoved out Sasuke, who was in a banana suit. He started dancing.

Where he at, Where he at, where he at, where he at
There he go, There he go, there he go, there he go

Sakura was…baffled. Sasuke continued to move left to right.

Peanut butter jelly!

Peanut butter jelly!
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat,

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

Now, break down and freeze!

Sasuke froze momentarily, and started again with the music.

Now tic tac toe! (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe! (let's go)
Tic tac toe! (you got it)
Tic tac toe! (let's ride)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style

Sasuke spun on his buttocks on the ground, chafing the banana suit a little.

Where he at

There he go

There he go!

Sasuke posed as Naruto turned off the music.

Sakura could not take it anymore.

She burst out in laughter. Sasuke turned to Naruto.

"I will kill you painfully."

"Sure you will, Sasgay." His eye twitched.

"I will kill you and feed your body to hungry orphans.

"At least Sakura's happy now." Sasuke looked over at his team-mate, and shrugged.

"Yeah, I guess." As soon as Sakura calmed down, she said.

"How much dignity do you have left, Sasuke?" He threw off the banana suit, and left.

"Sasuke I was-!"

"No! Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Sakura started to chase after him, but stopped. Naruto deviously held pictures of the event in his hand.

"Hello eBay."

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I now have lost my mind, or lack-there-of.

So R&R, flames accepted, etc.