"Snape's Freestyle Rap"
I make potions, look very goth
I eat your nerves like a moth
Eats sweaters that are black,
Sweaters that are blue
Anyway...this is what I'm gonna do
I'ma kill that Potter cause he is fake
My hate for him will make him bake
I wanna see him suffer, wanna trash him
This rhyme will turn him into ashes
When Avada Kedavra comes out of my stick
The boy will die
Ain't that sick?
Yo, yo
Back when I was still in school
I was surrounded by total fools
That James was stupid and really cocky
To me he always looked like a donkey
And Sirius was the worst in the world
He had a whole bunch of horny fangirls
Remus was quiet and really nerdy
He had a secret and it was dirty
Peter was small and really dumb
His brain didn't work cause it was numb
Lily had junk
In her trunk
She was hot
Hot to trot
But I didn't care much for girls
I lived inside my own dark world
A world of hate and misery
I didn't know what I was supposed to be
But I do know who I am now
A potions master
This is how...
...my rhyme's gonna end
I will stop
And everyone of you will drop!