Title: Not Your Average Romeo and Juliet

Author: kumagorox3

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the idea

Rating: MA

Summary: Sasuke and Naruto (Mia) are students at Konoha High School but obstacles try to pull them apart. Will these pull the two apart…forever? SasuNaru, SLASH, LEMON(S)

A/N: OH MY GOD. I did this story at midnight and finished in six hours at one sitting. I am SO tired. There are six installments to this story. Here's the first. Please enjoy my story!

Sasuke Uchiha, the mysterious and arrogant raven-haired football player of the Konoha Foxes slung his sports bag over his shoulder and wiped the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand.

Guzzling the cool water down his throat emitted the squeals of the fan girls on the sideline. Sasuke paid them no notice and flung the water bottle in a garbage pail.

Although his throat was very much refreshed, it suddenly felt dry again-like cotton balls were stuffed in his mouth. Training his gaze in a subtle way, he looked at the beauty coming right toward him-Mia Haruno-the blonde ditz of Konoha High School.

He had had a great protracted infatuation with her for three whole years and still running. She was not kept and docile-like at all, rather she was the opposite- quite unkept and expressive. Right now she ran toward him with a mischievous smile and her tomboyish volleyball uniform (in which she DID NOT cut the skirts' length and neither the shirts' length) completing her profile.

The sweat dripping off her face added the fact that she just finished practice. It was common knowledge that Mia knew more volleyball tactics than the square root of sixteen or the many meanings in the novel Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.

Mia rushed forward and slapped him on the back, erupting the words "YOSH! That was some good workout today, eh, Sasuke-teme??" Two very important things happened right then. One-Sasuke blushed a pink tint and his back stung with passionate tingles and two-the fan girls were glaring at Mia with all their might. Their glares almost matched Sasuke's usual glare.

Their glares intensified when Sasuke replied back to Mia. "Yea. It was pretty good, Mia-dobe. Hey, how was your exam today? I remembered you said it was called the 'Test of Doom' but...you've that to every test you've ever taken..." Sasuke sweat dropped.

The fan girls could not believe that when they tried to talk him, the most he would say was "Hn." but somehow Mia could get him into a full-length conversation.

Mia reacted to Sasuke by groaning. "Oh. My. God. It was HORRIBLE...I-i mean who in the WORLD could locate Asia on the map?! Isn't it like a state or something?!" Now Sasuke AND his fan girls sweat dropped together. "Usurontachi. We LIVE in Asia." Sasuke felt his vein throbbing. The young football player tried to contain his chuckles but Mia heard them anyway. "H-hey! What are you laughing at you jerk!"

The next thing you knew, Sasuke felt Mia's fist collide with his face and a large mass of fangirls about to rip Mia apart.

Sasuke shut his locker and turned around to see his friends greeting him-by spraying water in his face. He gave them the Sasuke Uchiha patented glare and immediately someone took out a blow-dryer (I don't know how. don't ask questions.) and dried himself off.

He slapped the blowdryer away and was about to head to class when one of his friends pulled him to the side and whispered to him "Dont tell anyone and please don't laugh. This is not a joke. Mia...is a boy disguised as a girl. Sorry to break it to you."

Sasuke's first thoughts were 'this has to be a joke' or 'just some nonsense' but remembering the secrecy of it all...his shock overwhelmed him and his heart froze.

"Oh man, not now," he murmured. Mia turned around the corner and stopped abruptly in front of Sasuke. "Ohayooo," she-I mean-he exclaimed. Sasuke did not reply instead he walked away to his first class.

"S-sasuke-teme? W-what's wrong? Daijoubou?" Mia was left in the empty hallway with an empty response.

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kuma-chan