I have no clue if this story will work. I've read some like this that were lame, some that were OK, and some that are awesome. However it sounded like fun so here we go.

Fairy Tail is the work of Hiro Mashima. Alanza Brown is mine.

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Alanza was having a bad day. A really bad day, and a bad week, and a bad month, and a bad year, and while she had seen moments of light her whole life kinda sucked epically. She got laid off today. The company just went under and Bam she was unemployed. That led to her going home early only to discover her already jobless live in boyfriend balls deep in the neighbor chick who he had apparently already gotten pregnant. She hadn't even had the chance to say 'honey I'm home' before he told her they were done. No shit they were done. She had kicked him, hard, in the balls and then right between the eyes. She so wanted to nope right out of her day.

Now she was driving on a back country road going nowhere. She couldn't go home, that's where she was running from. Most people go to mom on a day like this, but hers was a drugged out whore of a woman who didn't even know how many kids she had most days. Her dad had been a decent sort. Military. Met her mom during one of her sober phases. His grave had just started sprouting grass last week though. Motorcycle accident. She could go see one of her half siblings, but they were pretty much on an obligatory Christmas card basis. So yeah. Driving nowhere.

Then she saw it. A dark funnel in the sky right above her. It hadn't been there a moment ago. The sky had been clear and blue. You can't outrun a toenado even in a car. You were supposed to jump in a ditch or something, right? So that's what she did. She slammed on her brakes, jumped out of her car and jumped into the ditch. She could see the anomily in the sky now. It wasn't a tornado. For one it was backwards and kinda... Shiney. It looked vaguely familiar, but she was to busy freaking out about the fact that it was pulling her into the sky without touching anything around her to study it much further. She had wanted to nope out of her day. Looks like she was about to succeed.

And then she was falling. She might have been screaming. She wasn't sure. She wasn't afraid of dying, only of hitting the ground. Her fall seemed to be slowing the closer she got to the ground though. She thought it was all in her head, but she came to a complete stop about three feet above the ground. She gave a startled yelp when she suddenly dropped those last three feet and then groaned. Three feet was a long way do be dropped flat on your face

"I am so terribly sorry, ma'am! I have no idea what went wrong. You shouldn't be here!" Damn right she shouldn't be here. She should be at home, alone, eating chocolate icecream with a small shovel. "Are you alright?" She rolled over with a groan and blinked at the blue avove her. It wasn't the sky, it was... She blinked again. A blue man. Dark blue pants, dark blue shirt, bright blue hair tucked under a dark blue hat. He had a green kercheif mask on and... was that a cape? He looked slightly familiar, like the sky anomaly.

"Uhh... I think I'm ok. I hurt, but I'm not broken." She could see releif in his dark eyes. She also saw hints of red peeking out from under his mask. That's when it hit her. She was either looking at the best cosplay of Mystogan of Fairy Tail ever or she had been sucked through an anima. "Spell misfire on you?"

"I was attempting to... Retreive something that had been stolen. This was my first attempt with this spell and the portal may not have connected to where I intended." An anima. She had just been sucked into another universe.

"One question. Can you send me back?" His flinch said it all. "Ok then. Ok. I'm ok. It's OK. It's all good. It's going to be fine." She pushed herself up into a sitting position and blinked at thw physics defying shape of Mystogan's pants. For some reason that was the thing that tupped her over the edge. She threw up. Right there at his feet.

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To be continued