Author: Helen (with help from Maura)
Rating: G
Dislaimers: Thae characters involved belong to JRR Tolkein and the Plots to the respective.
A/N this is inspired byu a letter on The Mellon Chronicles List, oh yes Maura did help me with Ideas so I cannot take all the blame even though I did write it!
Bag End Hobbiton
The Shire
Dear Fanfiction Authors
I am severly disappointed in you. It seems you have taken to putting my master through so much pain and suffering, it is unbelivable. Mr Frodo deserves better than that. He went through so much on the quest, so much, much more than you believe. More even that the West Book of Westermarch. Mostly because he didn't write it in their. I am getting jealous of other people taking care of MAster Frodo. He needs me to take care of him. I am the only one who he trusts to take care of him!
You make him throw up too much. Mr Frodo does not throw up, nor does he have diorhhea very often. Well not as often as you make him have it.
Nor does he like having Arwen or Aragorn cleaning up after him.
I need to be taking care of MY master, yet you all insist on kicking me out of the room so some ranger that goes by the name of Aragorn, sorry my king. King Elessar or an elf can take care of him!!! I usually take care of him when he is ill.
Poor Mr Frodo has been subjected to enough nasty elf tonics, and herbal concoctions. He says he has had enough of them and is now refusing to drink any plain Tea I make him unless he is in the room - ok Kitchen with me when I make it. It is the same with food.
Thank you very much for making Mr Frodo like this
Sam
Rating: G
Dislaimers: Thae characters involved belong to JRR Tolkein and the Plots to the respective.
A/N this is inspired byu a letter on The Mellon Chronicles List, oh yes Maura did help me with Ideas so I cannot take all the blame even though I did write it!
Bag End Hobbiton
The Shire
Dear Fanfiction Authors
I am severly disappointed in you. It seems you have taken to putting my master through so much pain and suffering, it is unbelivable. Mr Frodo deserves better than that. He went through so much on the quest, so much, much more than you believe. More even that the West Book of Westermarch. Mostly because he didn't write it in their. I am getting jealous of other people taking care of MAster Frodo. He needs me to take care of him. I am the only one who he trusts to take care of him!
You make him throw up too much. Mr Frodo does not throw up, nor does he have diorhhea very often. Well not as often as you make him have it.
Nor does he like having Arwen or Aragorn cleaning up after him.
I need to be taking care of MY master, yet you all insist on kicking me out of the room so some ranger that goes by the name of Aragorn, sorry my king. King Elessar or an elf can take care of him!!! I usually take care of him when he is ill.
Poor Mr Frodo has been subjected to enough nasty elf tonics, and herbal concoctions. He says he has had enough of them and is now refusing to drink any plain Tea I make him unless he is in the room - ok Kitchen with me when I make it. It is the same with food.
Thank you very much for making Mr Frodo like this
Sam