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(At Domino High, Friday ~5:30 pm after school in a classroom~)

Yugi: Well looks like I win.... *stands up and does his happy dance and taunts at Ryou* LOSER...LOSER.... ha ha yeah *still dancing*

Yami: O-O I guess....... *sitting on a chair backwards*

Ryou: Dam it....

~*Well I decided that Malik will be YamiMarik.... and Marik will be normal Marik 'kay back to the story*~

Marik: You suck at this game Ryou....

Ryou: I kno- HEY!!! what do you mean I suck!!!

Yami: *looks annoyed* Well of course you have been beaten by Yugi 5 times in a row...

Ryou: Watch I will win this last round!

~*6:00 pm still stuck in classroom*~

Yami: Z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z *snores* No I don't wanna a love slave I have to many...... *snore*

Marik: *blinks* okay.......

Ryou: OH YEAH!!!!! I won who's the man! I'm the man!

Yugi: - -''' You only won one duel........

Ryou: So... what's your point *Looks at Yami and smacks him on the head*

Yami: AHHH!!! THE ATTACK OF MY LOVE SLAVES!!!!!

Marik: You have to many hoes in your dreams........

Yami: Hey I think that's why you wanted to be pharoah right...

Marik: No.... you.... I'm.....

Yami: *yawns* You know......... *smirks*

Marik: No!

Yugi: What are yall talking about?

Ryou: I think Yami had a bad dream.... NOW bow to me mwahahahahaha!

Yami: *stands up and leaves while Ryou standed there laughing like a maniac*

Marik: *shakes his head* uhhh..... errr.... Ryou.... Yami left...

Yugi: Hey wait for me Yami!!!!

Yami: *waiting outside for Yugi* SHIT! When in the hell is Yugi gonna get here!!!!!!!!

Yugi: 'Kay Yami lets go to Ryou's..

Yami: What the hell!!!! Why in the hell are we going to Ryou's?

Yugi: Hey we promised, if he win we had to go to his house remember...

Yami: I don't wanna go to his house...... I wonder...

Ryou: Hey guys wait up!

Marik: Dam it!!!! Why do I get involve into this....

(At Ryou's House ~7:00 pm~)

~*Bakura is Yami Bakura and normal Bakura is Ryou*~

*Everyone entered the living room Bakura was laying on the couch snoozing with leather pants on and his shirt off*

Yami: O-O What the hell....... you know.... he looks like one of my love slaves

Marik: Must.... not..... jump.... on....

Yugi: *starts blushing* Dam he's sexy!

Yami: *looks at Marik and tries not to laugh* Ha ha ha..... no... this is bad

Marik: I MUST JUMP!!!!!!! *jumps over the coffee table and then Yami and Yugi grabbed his arms and pulled him back, making him slam on the wall*

Yami: Sorry... Must not jump on..... it was the fucking past this can't happen

Yugi: He he he... I wonder how Ryou would look in those leather pants....

Ryou: *Comes in with a tray full of tea* Tea time.....

Yami: *drops his jaw and looks at him weird* Tea...

Marik: Owww....... *gets up and sits on a couch and takes a cup and keeps glancing over to Bakura*

Bakura: *Opens his eyes* Can't ANYONE GET SOME FUCKING PEACE AROUND HERE!!!!! First of all Ryou you had to come and crawl into my bed cause you said a clown was trying to screw you.....

Marik: I would like to scre- *Yugi shut's him up*

Yami: Ryou.... you have problems...... *takes a sip*

Ryou: *grins at Yami and sits next to him* Would you like to solve some for me.... *winks*

Yami: I guess............. *takes another sip*

Ryou: Okay! *smiles at Yami and takes his hand and takes him to the kitchen*

Bakura: RYOU!!! I TOLD YOU NOT DO IT IN THERE!!!!!

Yami and Ryou: *giggles*

Marik: *blinks and automatically went to the kitchen*

Yami, Ryou and Marik: *giggles*

Yugi: *sweatdrop* So uhh... Bakura how was your day....... *trying to ignore the giggles*

Bakura: Screw you!

Yugi: Okay *grins*

Bakura: No...... *hears more giggles* DAM YOU RYOU!!!!!!!

Yugi: What are they doing in there?

Bakura: You don't wanna know....

Yugi: Hey I am big enough to know!!!

Bakura: *gets up and grabs Yugi from the jacket and carries Yugi to the kitchen*

Yugi: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YALL DOING THAT!!!!!!!

Yami: Doing what.... we are just trying to show what right position Ryou should put his Barbie's when screwing.

Marik: *adjusting a dude doll on top of Barbie* Tada!!! *expects an applause*

Ryou: *applauses and cries* That's beautiful...... the way they screw.....

Yami: No! *picks up the dude doll and kicked Barbie out of the Dream House and grabs another dude doll and puts it on top of the other dude doll*

Marik: Now that is perfect!

Ryou: Yeah...... *starts to applause and cry*

Bakura: I have to agree...

Yami: *grins*

Yugi: Wow they are screwing around!

Bakura: Okay enough of this crap! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN! I'm going to sleep on the counter!

Marik: Can I join you?

Yugi: No me he said screw you he wanted to screw me...

Bakura: GOD DAMMIT I'M GOING TO MY ROOM! *goes upstairs*

Yugi: Call me!

Ryou: Let's go an drink our tea...

Yami: Okay....

Yugi: Awww... okay...

Marik: Dam he's a sexy bastard! Uhh... *sweatdrop and goes up stairs*

Ryou: *shrugs and heads to the living room followed by Yami and Yugi*

Yugi: I wonder what.... *hears Bakura and Marik scream*

Yami: Does that answer your question...

Ryou: I guess..... *sits on the couch*

Yugi: *imagines him in leather pants without a shirt and starts drooling, holding his tea cup*

Ryou: *looks at Yugi drooling* Yugi are you okay?

Yami: *sweatdrop and slaps Yugi* SNAP OUT OF IT!

Yugi: Huh? *drops his tea on Yami's pants and it burned into his leather pants*

Yami: *Gets up and hesitates* SHIT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!!! *runs around in circles*

Ryou: *grins* You look hot when your hesitating!

Yami: *growls*

Ryou: Oh tiger!

Yugi: *growls to impress Ryou*

Ryou: *looks at Yugi* Oh a kitty!

Yugi: *grumbles*

Yami: It burns!

*Bakura and Marik continue screaming*

Yugi: I wonder..... do you think that is out of pleasure or pain or angriness?

Yami: Shut up Yugi...

Ryou: You know Yami I can wash those pants and they will be good as new...

Yami: O.O

Yugi: Yeah, Yami take it off! *whistles*

Ryou: Come on, you know you want to...

Yami: *frowns*

Yugi: hee-hee

Ryou: Well...

Yami: *takes off his leather pants and hands them to Ryou who giggles*

Yugi: Dam your sexy... *Starts meowing*

*Ryou leaves the living room to go to wash Yami's pants*

Yugi: *stares at Yami's boxers which had duel monsters all over them*

Yami: What is it Yugi?

Yugi: I...I....I...

Yami: Spit it out!

Yugi: I NEED CANDY! *runs to the kitchen and comes back with 3 beers*

Yami: O.O I thought you said candy...

Yugi: *smirks* This is candy.......

Yami: Oh okay... *takes a beer without noticing opens it and drinks* It doesn't taste candy.... though it tastes good... *continues to drink*

Yugi: Yeah... *opens his bottle and he begins to drink*

Ryou: Well Yami it looks to me that it will take a while for your pants to wash... *comes and sits down beside Yugi trying not to look at Yami's boxers*

Marik: AHH WOW YOU DO IT SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: I KNOW!

Yami: Okay...... *drinks more from his beer*

Ryou: Uhhh.... Yami why are you and Yugi drinking Bakura's beer?

Yami: *Spits out the beer all over his shirt* WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BEER!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: *continues to drink out of his beer*

Ryou: *waves his hand* Yami why did you spit that all over your shirt, now give me that shirt I have to wash that!

Yami: O.O

Yugi: Must not..... laugh Oh yeah Yami rip that shirt off! Take it off wooo hooo! *whistles*

Yami: I AM NOT TAKING OF MY SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: Fine! When Mr. Motou smells that beer you will be grounded.....

Yami: Grounded...? I was pharoah I don't know shit like that!!!!!

Ryou: Well let me put it this way you will be locked in a room doing choirs for ever...

Yugi: But Ryou grandpa doesn't groun- *Ryou covers his mouth to make him shut up*

Yami: *sigh* FINE! I will take it off.... *takes off his shirt*

Ryou: *Stares at Yami in his boxers only... starts to drool*

Yami: *Hands Ryou the shirt* There...... *starts playing with the chain around his neck which holded the millenium puzzle*

Yugi: DAM IT HE IS SO FUCKING SEXY..........must not jump on him

Ryou: *bites his lower lip and leaves with Yami's shirt* I will be back...

Marik: SHIT OH YEAH JUMP ON ME!!!!

Bakura: I WILL BEAT YOU AT THIS, I AM JUMPING SHIT THIS DOESN'T WORK I MUST USE LICK!!!!

Yami: I have had enough of this!!!! *goes up stairs with Yugi following and opens the door to Ryou's room*

Yugi: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!

Bakura: Oh yeah Lickatounge! use LICK!!!

Marik: Dam it You are so good at this.... you killed my pokemon.....

Bakura: Well though LICK is a good attack....

Marik: Dam it why didn't you jump....

Bakura: Now you see why LICK! is my favorite attack...

Marik: Yeah........ I see why...... BUT YOU ARE SO GOOD AT USING LICK!!!!!

Yami: *blinks and backs away slowly*

Yugi: COOL! Pokemon!

*Bakura and Marik turn around and see Yami and Yugi*

Marik: Yami...... why are you in your boxers!!!

Bakura: You know you look sexy with that chain...

Marik: I have to agree to that.....

Yugi: Can I play?

Ryou: *comes in the room* Uhhh Bakura why are you playing with my Nintendo 64?

Bakura: I wanted to see my favorite pokemon use LICK I wanted to show Marik how to use that attack only that he chose a stupid Pikachu...

Yami: *raises eyebrow* Pikachu.....

Marik: Pikachu is such a stupid little bastard he barely does shit......

Yugi: No you see it doesn't do shit cause you didn't command it to thundershock or thunderbolt....

Yami: Sense when have you been in a freaking pokemon expert?

Yugi: Last week... when I was at Ryou's house to play the game...

Yami: I see.....

Ryou: *yawns* Enough of this Poke crap I am going to sleep care to joine me anyone...... *looks at Yami*

Yami: O.O I don't wearing my boxers would give you that privalege....

Ryou: Shit.... Dam it! He is freaking sexy

Yami: Okay.... but can we play a game too....

Ryou: Yeah sure... *Him and Yami go to Bakura's room*

Bakura: DAM YOU RYOU DON'T DO THAT IN MY ROOM!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WHEN YUGI CAME TO SLEEP OVER!!!!!

Ryou: So.... what's your point! *slams the door*

Bakura: *shrugs and continues playing with Marik*

Yugi: *jumps up and down* Can I play can I play!

Marik: Let's play Super Smash Bros.

Yugi: Good thing Ryou got all 4 controls

Bakura: *puts the game in*

Yami: GOD DAM YOU DON'T DO THAT!!!!

Ryou: BUT I MUST!!!

Yami: NOOOOO!!!!!

Yugi: *grabs a control and sits in the middle of Marik and Bakura*

Marik: Okay now we can pick our characters! Yay! *He picks Pikachu*

Yugi: I will get Pikachu too he's one of my favorite characters and I will put on a blue cute hat.

Marik: I want mines to wear a hat *watery eyes* How do you do that?

Yugi: Press the little arow buttons.

Marik: Okay I chose the red hat

Bakura: And I will be Mario

Yugi: Now lets pick a stage... but which one?

Marik: I like the castle lets go there!

Bakura: Yeah okay *he picks it*

Marik: Okay Let's Fight!!!

Bakura: *makes Mario jump up*

Yugi: *Goes under Mario and makes it use thunder*

Bakura: *Mario dies and comes back*

Marik: Now its my turn to try! *Makes his Pikachu grabs Yugi's Pikachu and threw him off the castle stage*

Yugi, Bakura and Marik: *Stare at the screen*

Yugi: Did just see what Marik did to me....

Bakura: That Pikachu looks like he was humping him!

Marik: That is not right.... well its to hump I mean throw down Mario!

Yugi: *His Pikachu is alive jumps away from Marik's Pikachu*

Bakura: GET AWAY FROM MARIO!

Marik: But my Pikachu must hump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: Yes I get to hump your Pikachu! *smirks at Yugi*

Yami: DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!

Ryou: But I MUST TOUCH!!!!!!

Yami: NO!!! *starts making kissing noises*

Ryou: *makes kissing noises also*

Yugi: That is not right!

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YamiDarkness: What is happening to me!!!

Himiku: he he he he he

YamiDarkness: You! *points at her*

Himiku: I wrote this story mwahahahahaha... well uh read and review... *winks*