Egdeworht wuz sitin in hiz hous when teh male gawt in teh malebawx. whuts teh male? said teh prosekuter. itz a TIEM MECHING OFER!?

ME WANTZ IT! hwo much muney? is 45,645,076,957 dolerz? NNNOOOOOO! sed egdeowrh. so eh strated cofee and drunk it 4evr. but tehn

PHENIX sed mayay wut do we do? idk im gona chete on u phenix! said mayay. no1!1!11!1! sed fenix. man im depresd as hel! and phenixx

kiled himslef bai takin mayas diabets medisin. WUT FENIX DYED!? NO! hel im gona teleprot in tiem 4evr! so he TELPROTD IN TIEM 4evr

and sed WUT IS DIS SHIT! he gawt mcdonelds but it DIDNT HAVE FUKING DAYTIEM BREKFEST! fuck dis shit! sed edgeowrht. but karms sed

lol egdey mah boi ur gona porseute PHIENIX RITE in teh tryel of kilin his bro in kolege insted uv paine! YEH IM GONA DO TAHT! sed edgrowtrht.

in kort TEH TRYEL IS GOAN GET REDY 4 PHENIX RITE! sed teh judg. teh defendent is GIYLT! sed egdeeworth. sure sed treh judge. GILTY! is teh

verkidt. NEOEOEOEOOOO sed phenix whu wuz exekuted 4 hiz krime. so edgewrtho faed frum existanc 4evr kuz pheinix didnt met him in kort kus he did.

wut hapend 2 egdewrtoh sed gumshoes. he investig8ed teh krime and saw teh ded body uv phonix! WUT TEH FUK!? sed gumsho. he found sum

medisin taht phenix kiled himslef wit. so he sed IM GONA PHON TEH RITE ENYTHIN agensy 2 find egdewrtoh! so he temed up wit apolo and athena 2 find

egdeworh. but tehy didnt exis! sins pheonix deid tehy were ded 2! man i ned 2 find sum duduz! so he found manferd whu wuz stiel aliev kuz pheinx deid.

persekuter van karma i ned 2 find ur boi. siad gumsho. sur gumsho i have a tiem mechin u kan uz. sed vona karma. so gumsho wnet 2 teh meshine and

fond pheinx terhe! but he wuz exekuten so he gawt yung edgewrtoh 2 find pheinx. HALT U COPZ! sed gumsho. PHEINX IS INOSENT! oh rely? sed teh

gard who almozt kiled pheinix. so tehy had enothr tryel 2 grt pheinx insodent. teh persukuter wuz vonkarma and gumsho wuz teh defnse. okay i gawta win!

sed von kakma who maed pheinx gilty. NO! u betrayd me! sed gumsho. so he want in 2tiem 2 find hobopheinx and normel phenix and yung pheionx 2

get poheinx inosent. WAIT I GOT A IDEA! if we kan gawt payne 2 be persekuter tehn pheinx wil be aliev! sed gumsho. ur rite. but WAIT hobo and normel

phienx u shud be ded! im sitll aliev bekux uv alternet dimensins sed hobophenix. taht explans everthing sed gumsho. but WIAT! paynes ded! he dyed

kuz he gawt shawt! sed yung pheinx. wel im gona hier de kiler 2 kil von kamra so taht pheinx wil get inosent! sed gumsho. so he kaled dekiler and he sid

wut do u ned? sed de kiler. wel i ned menferd von karma 2 die 2dai. sed gumsho. u gawt it. sed de kiler. in teh kortrom okay i gawta win! sed von kakma.

but de kiler snuk behing him and KILED HIM! holy hell hole said teh judg. but wiat! defense atornie gumsho frum erlier gawt shawt insted! so gumsho

faded frum existense kus hiz past slef deid. okay i gawta win! sed von kakma who maed pheinx gilty. but tehn PAST GUMSHO ARIVD! i gawt

evidense 2 maek VONKARMA TEH KILER! sed gumsho. explane urself sed teh judge. wel teh GUN UZED BAI DE KILER wuz aktuelly KARMAS GUN!

NO!OOO!O!O!O!OO! sed von akrma. and he gawt gilty. but PHENIX IS STIL KILER! sed teh judg. WATE! sed gumsho. WE DIDNT GET A FUKING

WINTES YET! sed gumsho. fine tehn GET UP 2 TEH STAND SHELY DE KILER! sed gumsho. wait u kaled me over hear? sed de kiler.

YUS! sed gumsho. after al i hierd u! sed gumdho. WIAT GUMSHO U BETRAYD MAI TRUST! sed de kilre. if u saw teh forth kase uv jfa tehn u no taht

I KILL TREYTORZ! DIE! tehn he amlost kiled gumsho in teh kort! but he gawt away! he gwat in2 tiem adn everthing wuz normel. but IT WUZNT!

2 BE CONTIUED!