"Ahem…wait…is this thing on?"

"Dewey, just announce the stupid thing already!"

"Alright, alright…AHEM. Hello, fellow readers and fans of Ducktales! I'm Dewey Duck, and I'm pleased to announce that a new writer and huge fan of Ducktales is here to tight! Wait, I'm sorry. Write!" Dewey clapped, and lights came on to reveal a stage and the ducklings on the stage doing jazz hands in the air.

A loud clap and whoop can be heard from below the stage to reveal the author, me.

"Great job guys! But Dewey…should we restart this?" I asked Huey, Louie, and Webby.

"Well, he did say tight instead of write…" Huey said as he put his finger on his chin.

"No! Please don't make us restart this again!" Louie pleaded, folding his hands together and fell to his knees.

"Alright we won't…I love you all too much." I responded.

All ducklings sighed in relief.

"Alright guys, you can leave now. I need to get writing." I said, the last part to myself.

They jumped off the stage and walked away.

"Let's do this."

(See my page for more info.)