((Shot of the Wumpa Islands from Crash 1. The camera pans in on N. Sanity Island, then a sprawling shot of N. Sanity Beach.))
Welcome to a land that's way under, down under,
The sky's always cloudy, come rain or shine!
((The words Crash-Mania slide onto the screen twice- one right side up, the other right side down.))
DOWN IN CRASH-MANIA,
COME TO CRASH-MANIA!
((These words are spun away by Crash, who holds out a picture of Tawna, Coco, Fake Crash, and Aku Aku.))
When topsy meets turvy, they start to spin,
Like an evolved bandicoot and his closest kin!
((The words Crash-Mania push Crash off screen, and then the Crash-Mania logo comes up. It's similar to the regular Crash logo except it's got Mania added to the side.))
DOWN IN CRASH-MANIA,
COME TO CRASH-MANIA!
((Cut to Crash inside his house from Crash 3. As they are mentioned, Tawna, Aku Aku, Coco, and Fake Crash enter the frame, pushing Crash around. Tawna is generally acting hot, Aku Aku is smiling, Coco is on her laptop, and Fake Crash is playing with a turtle.))
Tawna's a live wire,
Aku's a bump on the log,
Coco's all fired up,
While Fake plays with the dog!
((Crash-Mania comes up again in big letters, and we zoom in on the M.))
DOWN IN CRASH-MANIA,
COME TO CRASH-MANIA!
((Scene of Tiny standing on a path near a cliff. He moves over to the side, revealing Dingodile.))
Tiny and Dingodile are on the fringe,
((Pinstripe enters the scene firing his tommy gun into the air, prompting Tiny and Dingodile to jump away.))
Pinstripe Potoroo is always unhinged,
((Pan over to the side, to N. Tropy's face. It pans out, revealing N. Gin standing beside him. They're standing on a bluff overlooking Castle Cortex from Crash 1.))
N. Tropy and N. Gin are troublesome, true,
((A TNT crate is kicked into the scene, and Ripper Roo jumps on it, prompting it to start displaying numbers.))
But not as troublesome as ol' Ripper Roo,
((When the crate explodes, it reveals Dr. Cortex, Uka Uka, and N. Brio walking down a path with rayguns and nets.))
Cortex, Uka and Brio always get rung like gongs,
((A rock falls on them and Koala Kong emerges from behind it, talking on a phone.))
If you have a deal, call Koala Kong,
((Komodo Moe pushes Koala Kong off screen and Komodo Joe jumps beside him. The two wave to the screen.))
The Komodo Brothers are up and about,
((Papu Papu and his tribe surround the Komodo Brothers and Pura, Penta, and Polar pop their heads in front of the whole scene.))
The natives, the non-evovled,
((A spread of the heads of all the characters appears, with a question mark in the center.))
Did we leave anyone out? "audible gasp"
((The camera pans in on the question mark, and Crash lifts the screen up.))
Oh, yeah, don't forget Crash.
((The screen then falls back down on Crash, and once again, the words Crash-Mania are above it. When they are spoken, each syllable moves forwards.))
HE PUTS THE CRASH IN CRASH-MANIA,
DOWN IN CRASH-MANIA,
COME TO CRASH-MANIA,
WE MEAN YOU!
((Crash bursts through the screen and goes "Wa-ha-ha-ha!"))