Mexigan Drug Dealer Riley The Dank Meme

It was a lovely summer's day in MOTHER RUSSIA, and blu scout was skipping along happily, fondling his dog dick, when all of a sudden he saw red scout. He smiled to himself, deciding to sneak up on his lover on the side (when he wasn't smashin that hulk bootyhole LMAO amirite). So Red scout was just sitting there with an oddly bulging stomach, when all of a sudden blu scout suddenly pushed his willy inside of red scout's penishole. Also red scout is a shota. So red scout says "owwwwww me willyhole", and Blu is all like "But it is ok because selfcest is slightly worse than scoutcest which is bestcest"

"But blu scout I am verjin"

"Not for long bby"

And then blu scout pulled off his armor and pulled off red scout's armor and they were wear BIKINI!1! So then they jumped in a pool and blu scout gives red scout a bit of a tuggy-wuggy and red SPLOOGES and is like "Ooooh ye". Blu scout is like "did tuggy feel good? Because it was weird as fuck because you have a dog dick for some reason. I guess it was because the author couldn't think of a way to put it into the story otherwise".

And then blu scout spontaneously combusted.

Red scout said "OH NO I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO SEX UP NOW!" And he went to the shed that he lived in, to cry. But when he got there, he gasped, as he saw

"Oh my god, it's Gerard Way, American singer, songwriter, musician, and comic book writer who was the lead vocalist and co-founder of the American alternative rock band My Chemical Romance from its formation in September 2001 until its split in March 2013!"

"That's right it is baby," whispered Gerard into red scout's ear as he tugged on his dog dick, "and I'm here to teach you a lesson." (but lesson was sex)

"Ok daddy," said red scout because daddy fetishes are the best FUCK YOU DARYLL IM RIGHT YOU WHORE "I'm ready for my lesson"

"Then bend over on the bed sweetheart," whispered the incredibly talented and handsome Gerard Way, WHO SHOULD MARRY ME PLEZ DAD3 PLEZ "and I'll fuck that sexy bumbum for you"

"Ok again dad3" said red scout and then he got his bumhole fucked

But as this happened, something magical began to occur. Red scout's breasts began to EXPAAAAAAAAAAND and such a high rate that they burst through his shirt and hung free in the air.

Red scout gasped and looked down at his breasts and he was also wearing lipstick for some reason ad had mascara. He began to touch his boobers because hey why the fuck not. All of a sudden Gerard Ways penis getted bigger in scout and scout was like "hey this ain't so bad" and then he sucked him up his asshole and jerked his dick off until he came Gerard Way all over his shed while still wearing his bikini.

That's it I'm done fuck all of you imma go drink bleach