Note: Yeah...now I gotta type this mofo up...and the drone of lawnmowers outside is soooooooooo not helping...so if the spelling's poor...It's not my fault...
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"Heero's Destruction"
[A Parody Of "The Eve Of Destruction"]
[A/N: Don't ask me...I don't know...it was the first damned thing in the notebook...I think I wrote this in 6th grade...though I'm not really sure...It's still clever...so I'll post it...and NO I don't know who sang the song...I never wrote it down, and I don't feel like pursuing it now...]
"The Colonies, they are exploding,
Wufei swearin',
Gundams loadin',
They're old enough to pilot,
But not for votin'
Quatre don't believe in war,
But what's that gun he's totin?
And in the Change River[A/N: IS there a Chang river...? I dunno...I made it up, there probably is, but for the life of me I don't know where...] ,
Heero is floatin.
Chorus:
And he tells me,
Over and over and over again, my friend.
Well, he don't believe,
He'll lead to his own destruction.
Don't ya understand what I'm tryin to say,
And can't you understand my fear of Wufei [A/N: I had a great fear of Wufei...coz he's just...dumb...and he scared me...I wasn't found of Duo either...he was a pansy...]?
If we kick Duo off will he go away?
Heero, they'll be no-one to blame,
If you're in your grave.
Take a look around boy,
Yeah, it's bound to scare ya boy...
Chorus
Think of all the hate,
We have for Kushrinada [A/N Didn't like Treize either...Oo. His name means...three!],
I take a look around,
And see Trowa Barton[A/N: One of my friends had a little Trowa fetish...she begged me to mention im'],
You may leave hear,
In your gundam, for outer space,
But come back here, it's the same screwed place.
The pounding of the guns,
Relena's such a damned disgrace,
Zechs is so cute, [A/N: Again...didn't like Relena...she was a bitch...I liked Zechs though...he was sexy...]
When you can see his WHOLE face,
Hate Duo Maxwell [A/N: Again with the Duo-hatred],
But don't forget to say grace,
And tell me,
Over and over and over and over again,
My friend,
You don't believe you'll lead to your own destruction,
Oh, no, no...
You don't...believe...you'll lead to your own destruction..."
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Notes: Wow...I never realized how poor that was until I finished typing...oh well...we'll post it anyway...
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"Heero's Destruction"
[A Parody Of "The Eve Of Destruction"]
[A/N: Don't ask me...I don't know...it was the first damned thing in the notebook...I think I wrote this in 6th grade...though I'm not really sure...It's still clever...so I'll post it...and NO I don't know who sang the song...I never wrote it down, and I don't feel like pursuing it now...]
"The Colonies, they are exploding,
Wufei swearin',
Gundams loadin',
They're old enough to pilot,
But not for votin'
Quatre don't believe in war,
But what's that gun he's totin?
And in the Change River[A/N: IS there a Chang river...? I dunno...I made it up, there probably is, but for the life of me I don't know where...] ,
Heero is floatin.
Chorus:
And he tells me,
Over and over and over again, my friend.
Well, he don't believe,
He'll lead to his own destruction.
Don't ya understand what I'm tryin to say,
And can't you understand my fear of Wufei [A/N: I had a great fear of Wufei...coz he's just...dumb...and he scared me...I wasn't found of Duo either...he was a pansy...]?
If we kick Duo off will he go away?
Heero, they'll be no-one to blame,
If you're in your grave.
Take a look around boy,
Yeah, it's bound to scare ya boy...
Chorus
Think of all the hate,
We have for Kushrinada [A/N Didn't like Treize either...Oo. His name means...three!],
I take a look around,
And see Trowa Barton[A/N: One of my friends had a little Trowa fetish...she begged me to mention im'],
You may leave hear,
In your gundam, for outer space,
But come back here, it's the same screwed place.
The pounding of the guns,
Relena's such a damned disgrace,
Zechs is so cute, [A/N: Again...didn't like Relena...she was a bitch...I liked Zechs though...he was sexy...]
When you can see his WHOLE face,
Hate Duo Maxwell [A/N: Again with the Duo-hatred],
But don't forget to say grace,
And tell me,
Over and over and over and over again,
My friend,
You don't believe you'll lead to your own destruction,
Oh, no, no...
You don't...believe...you'll lead to your own destruction..."
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Notes: Wow...I never realized how poor that was until I finished typing...oh well...we'll post it anyway...