CHAPTER 1 "Oi, stripper!whassup?",a salmon haired guy asked a raven haired half-naked guy.
"What did ya call me,fire monkey?!",Gray snapped at him.
"Why you little...WANNA GO ICE PRINCESS?!"
"BRING IT ON NATSU!".
Then the greatest war of fire and ice whole school named it as 'Flame Brain vs Icypant'.
The two were fighting like crazy people.A large mob of young teens were surrounding them...
" its Natsu Dragneel!He is so adorable!~".
"Oh Gray-sama~",the girls melted down at his half-naked body.
The fangirls were purring over Natsu and Gray...the two popular hot guys of a certain blonde haired teen stood there with a frown face. She mumbled to herself:"Where are you Erza?".
Right on cue a red haired busty teen titled as 'TITANIA' apeared and gave two kicks to the two fighting teens...making them moan and look at her with horrorfilld eyes. They counted 1...2...3...
"HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I SHOUT TO YOU TWO ABOUT STOPING THIS CRAZY FIGHT!?",Erza,the red haired woman yelled at them.
Natsu and Gray started to shake in fear.
"S-sorry see we are best of buds!".
"Yeah I love you Gray".
"Oh Natsu I love you more..how about we go on a date tonight?".
"SHUT UP!Date is so know no one's at my house come over?We can do stuff there!".
"But I think doing stuff will cause a lot of noise pollution in the shouldn't we go in the woods behind our school?".
"SHUT UP YOU TWO!",Erza screamed who was fed up with their gay talks.
It was maths teacher was soon as he entered,he started :
"So,everyone i'm your manly maths teacher Elfman you know maths is a very manly should be a very manly person to do a man is a at me..I AM A MAAAANNN!So everyone please be manly enough to..."
Elfman Strauss busy lecturing on his famous 'Manly Topic' instead of of the schools most famous girl Lucy Heartfillia was getting so bored on this topic that she started hitting her head on the started mumbling:
"This is boring...Hell!Being manly is hell..its fucking hell!".
"Yeah Miss Lucy you said something?",Elfman Strauss asked her catching her offguard even though he didnt hear what she was saying.
"Oh no Sensei.I was recalling your manly topic about being manly and maths being a man..."
"Okay okay, Miss Lucy please sit. Thank You for listening".
Soon the class started but this time a real maths class.
15 MINUTES LATER...
Suddenly the classroom's door opened revealing a scarlet haired beautiful teen. Erza Scarlet. She was panting and panicking all at the same soft milky white skin flushing red almost matching her hair.
The whole class was looking at her even Mr Strauss.
"You want to say something Erza?".
"Y-yes, I-I come in?",the flushed teen asked.
"Sure".Erza walked was now calm and looked at the eager class with a panicky expression.
"Everyone you see we are in a great you know every year either Sabertooth High or Fairy Academy goes to any mission for our school reputation",she stopped and searched for the 12 student she has been expecting.
"So what's wrong with it, Erza?",Natsu, the pink haired male shouted from the last bench.
"Um the problem is this year was Sabertooth's turn but as they lost one member Minerva last time they want us to go this year and Master Makarov said that maybe we can find our lost member Lisanna ".
Natsu stiffened at that name. Lisanna...his long lost friend! The teacher also ..his long lost sister.
"And the mission is tommorow...so uh you guys need to hurry and meet Gramps right now. Sensei...will you please excuse them ?".
"Sure Erza. Members off you go with her, Be manly in your ya all best of luck".
The members stood up: Natsu,Gray,Lyon(A/N JUST TAKE LYON AS A MEMBER),Loke,Gajeel,Laxus,Lucy,Juvia,Cana,Levy and left the classroom with erza to the Headmaster's lobby.
IN THE PRINCIAL'S OFFICE:
"So my dear BRATS! As you can see this is a big order. And there's another order from Erza. YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FAST AND MOVE YOUR LAZY ASS!".
"Order ~order~ two order~don't wanna get another order...",Lucy sang in silence.
"Shut it Blondie! My eardrums are doing skeleton dance",Natsu snapped at her. The boys smirked at Lucy. Loke pinched lucy.
"Lil sis how about you push that skeleton to his heart to dance...give him a heartthrob!", Loke exclaimed with a grin.
"SHUT UP, BRO!",Lucy stormed out.