Yugioh: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Oh my god!! It's mini master kriminal!!! The horror she's so so ... Mini!!!!!

M.m.k (mini master kriminal) *gasp how dare you call me mini!!!*slap!

Yugioh:eek she has mini hands!!!

Kai: Hey! I have a baby cousin if you want to date him!!

M.m.k: I'm 13 you *beep

Kai: Settle down girlie here's a pill... or 2

M.m.k: YOU WILL DIE!!

Kai: ya I'm going to die are you going to bring out your mini chain saw and cut me?

Yugioh: don't do it!! *hide in corner with teddy bear

M.m.k: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!!*take out chain saw. What the. it's a Mini mini chain saw!

Yugioh: ahhhhhhhhh NO! Not the mini mini one!!!

Mini mini master kriminal: give back my chain saw you big bully!!*take chain saw

M.m.k: ahh here's my chain saw! *swing chain saw at Kai.

Kai: *laughs hysterically HAHA that didn't even hurt it's only a little paper cut!! HAHA!

M.m.k: I don't want to do this but. MASTER KRIMINAL!!!

m.k: what??? *snort I'm trying to take nap

M.m.k: he's being a meanie!!

M.k: what?!?! I will kill you! *take out big chain saw

Kai: ahhhhhhhhh Oh my god!!

M.k: *swing

Narrator: Will Kai die?? Or will he just almost die??

Mk: die stupid narrator!!! *swing

Narrator: I would like to say that my twin brother will take my place.*die