Disclaimer: C'mon? If you really need to read this to know that I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Then, you my friend, are stupid. I mean, seriously, there is no yaoi in the show (A/N curse the evil writers!!) and do you think if I really did own it, it would be rated TVY7 *wink wink*? No, I think not.
Well, to get started, I need more yaoi!! I need to write about Yami/Yugi, Ryou/Bakura, Jou/Seto, and I need to bash Anzu!!!! So, even though I will probably start neglecting my other fics, which only like 2 people probably read anyways, I'm gonna start this fic!!
Spat-Spat(A/N his real name is the Evil Spatula of Doom!): Somehow, I don't think an authoress on a rampage, craving yoai, and needing to bash a ranting character is a good thing.
Doom: Hahahaha!! Your so funny Spat-Spat!!
Spat-Spat: Doom, are you... hyper?!?! ACK!!! WHO GAVE YOU CANDY!!
*Yugi hides his candy that he was sharing with Doom*
Biili-Bob: Wow, with Spat-Spat distracted, I finally get to start a fic!! So, umm... START!
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*YGO characters find themselves in the dark all together not knowing what is going on*
Yugi: Yami, I'm so scared. *whimpers*
Yami: Don't worry my aibou, I am here for you. It's probably just that crazy fangirl who thinks she's an authoress again. *holds Yugi in his arms*
*thumping noise is heard*
Ryou: Ahh!! *jumps into Bakura's arms*
Y.Malik: What in the name of Ra was that?
Malik: What if it's an evil zombie army with laser-eyes and cannons inside their arms? *Scares himself with thought*
Jonouchi: Dude, where'd that come from?
Y.Malik: Have you been watching the Sci-Fi channel again, hikari?!
*THUMP!*
Honda: Umm... Jou?
Jou: What?
Honda: Since we could die in here... I just wanna tell you about the feelings I've really had for you and well, i l-l-lo-
Jou: Huh?
Seto: *realizes what Honda's gonna say* NOO!!! HE'S MINE!!!! *tackles Honda*
Yami: *Gets tackled by Seto since it's dark and Seto can't tell who's who* OWIES!
Yugi: Yami!! *is terrified*
Jou: C'mon guys, we're in the dark, we have no idea where we are, and there are thumping noises. So, can we just act as civilized and normal as possible?
*Everyone is suprised by Jou's reasoning*
Yugi: Wow, that was a nice speech Jou.
Jou: Hehe, well, you know, it wears off on you...
Seto: *staring at Jou trying to make out his face in the dark*
*Louder thump*
Malik: EEK!! IT'S THE ZOMBIE ARMY!!! *jumps into Y.Malik's arms*
Y.Malik: *sighs at complete insanity of his hikari*
Honda: ARE YOU GONNA LET ME FINISH?!?!
Seto: NO, I'M NOT!!! *tackles the right person this time*
Jou: Hey! I dunno what you guys are talkin' bout, but let the guy finish!
Seto: *backs off* T_T *thinking* 'He's gonna get with Honda now!'
Honda: *is happy that Jou defended him* Jou, I love you!
Jou: O_o Umm...
Honda: That's right I love ya!! I hope you can learn to love me, too! *gets romantic look*
Seto: T__T Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But...I love Jou!!
Mako Tsunamai: *pops out of nowhere* No, I love Jou!
Mai: *pops up, too (A/N eww not like that!!)* I love you, Jou!
Jou: O_O Uh...I never knew I was so loved...Well, I love one of you...
Mako: Come, Jou! I will give you fish!!
Honda: Come, Jou! We know each other the best!
Mai: Come, Jou! I have big boobs!
Seto: T_T Why must it be this way!!!! *has mental breakdown but for some reason it makes him braver, weird, huh?* Jou!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!! THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!!!! PLEASE SAY YOU LOVE ME!!
Jou: *swoon* I love you, Seto...
Honda, Mako, Mai: NOOOO!!!
*lights turn on*
Doom: Ha! Told you it would work!! The darkness has brought them together!! Wadda ya think of that Ryan?
Ryan: Quite impressive. (A/N Ryan is my yaoi supporting,Anzu bashing, sugar eating, hott muse who wears leather and looks like all the YGO bishies rolled into one.)
Yami: WHAT?!? YOU PUT MY POOR AIBOU THROUGH THAT JUST TO GET THEM TOGETHER!! I SHALL BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!
Doom: Aww...but Yugi thinks they look cute together, he's happy his 2 friends finally found eachother. *points to Yugi*
Yugi: They're adorable together. *snapping pics of Jou and Seto kissing and the pair don't even notice*
Yami: Aww...he's so cute when he's happy. *picks Yugi up and huggles him*
Yugi: *giggle*
Ryou: ^__^ They really do look cute together. *sigh*
Bakura: Yeah, whatever. *inside thinks the same thing and also thinks it's ultimate kawaii when Ryou sighs*
Ryou: I can hear your thoughts, you know. *wink*
Bakura: I know, I can hear yours, too. You're not as innocent as everyone thinks. *wink wink*
Ryou: You know that, anyway. *suductive wink* I mean, you of all people should know that. *walks away into the dressing room expecting Bakura to follow*
Bakura: *follows*
Y.Malik (He's gonna be Marik now!): Hey, we're like they only ones not doing something. That's wrong! *tackles Malik with a kiss*
Malik: Mmph! *kisses back*
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Doom: Ok, now that everyones together...we're going to make them do stuff next chappie!! MWAHAHA!! Unless I don't get reviews... Which I probably won't since this begining chappie has NO PLOT WHATSOEVER!!
Yugi: Please review, anyway!
Well, to get started, I need more yaoi!! I need to write about Yami/Yugi, Ryou/Bakura, Jou/Seto, and I need to bash Anzu!!!! So, even though I will probably start neglecting my other fics, which only like 2 people probably read anyways, I'm gonna start this fic!!
Spat-Spat(A/N his real name is the Evil Spatula of Doom!): Somehow, I don't think an authoress on a rampage, craving yoai, and needing to bash a ranting character is a good thing.
Doom: Hahahaha!! Your so funny Spat-Spat!!
Spat-Spat: Doom, are you... hyper?!?! ACK!!! WHO GAVE YOU CANDY!!
*Yugi hides his candy that he was sharing with Doom*
Biili-Bob: Wow, with Spat-Spat distracted, I finally get to start a fic!! So, umm... START!
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*YGO characters find themselves in the dark all together not knowing what is going on*
Yugi: Yami, I'm so scared. *whimpers*
Yami: Don't worry my aibou, I am here for you. It's probably just that crazy fangirl who thinks she's an authoress again. *holds Yugi in his arms*
*thumping noise is heard*
Ryou: Ahh!! *jumps into Bakura's arms*
Y.Malik: What in the name of Ra was that?
Malik: What if it's an evil zombie army with laser-eyes and cannons inside their arms? *Scares himself with thought*
Jonouchi: Dude, where'd that come from?
Y.Malik: Have you been watching the Sci-Fi channel again, hikari?!
*THUMP!*
Honda: Umm... Jou?
Jou: What?
Honda: Since we could die in here... I just wanna tell you about the feelings I've really had for you and well, i l-l-lo-
Jou: Huh?
Seto: *realizes what Honda's gonna say* NOO!!! HE'S MINE!!!! *tackles Honda*
Yami: *Gets tackled by Seto since it's dark and Seto can't tell who's who* OWIES!
Yugi: Yami!! *is terrified*
Jou: C'mon guys, we're in the dark, we have no idea where we are, and there are thumping noises. So, can we just act as civilized and normal as possible?
*Everyone is suprised by Jou's reasoning*
Yugi: Wow, that was a nice speech Jou.
Jou: Hehe, well, you know, it wears off on you...
Seto: *staring at Jou trying to make out his face in the dark*
*Louder thump*
Malik: EEK!! IT'S THE ZOMBIE ARMY!!! *jumps into Y.Malik's arms*
Y.Malik: *sighs at complete insanity of his hikari*
Honda: ARE YOU GONNA LET ME FINISH?!?!
Seto: NO, I'M NOT!!! *tackles the right person this time*
Jou: Hey! I dunno what you guys are talkin' bout, but let the guy finish!
Seto: *backs off* T_T *thinking* 'He's gonna get with Honda now!'
Honda: *is happy that Jou defended him* Jou, I love you!
Jou: O_o Umm...
Honda: That's right I love ya!! I hope you can learn to love me, too! *gets romantic look*
Seto: T__T Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But...I love Jou!!
Mako Tsunamai: *pops out of nowhere* No, I love Jou!
Mai: *pops up, too (A/N eww not like that!!)* I love you, Jou!
Jou: O_O Uh...I never knew I was so loved...Well, I love one of you...
Mako: Come, Jou! I will give you fish!!
Honda: Come, Jou! We know each other the best!
Mai: Come, Jou! I have big boobs!
Seto: T_T Why must it be this way!!!! *has mental breakdown but for some reason it makes him braver, weird, huh?* Jou!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!! THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!!!! PLEASE SAY YOU LOVE ME!!
Jou: *swoon* I love you, Seto...
Honda, Mako, Mai: NOOOO!!!
*lights turn on*
Doom: Ha! Told you it would work!! The darkness has brought them together!! Wadda ya think of that Ryan?
Ryan: Quite impressive. (A/N Ryan is my yaoi supporting,Anzu bashing, sugar eating, hott muse who wears leather and looks like all the YGO bishies rolled into one.)
Yami: WHAT?!? YOU PUT MY POOR AIBOU THROUGH THAT JUST TO GET THEM TOGETHER!! I SHALL BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!
Doom: Aww...but Yugi thinks they look cute together, he's happy his 2 friends finally found eachother. *points to Yugi*
Yugi: They're adorable together. *snapping pics of Jou and Seto kissing and the pair don't even notice*
Yami: Aww...he's so cute when he's happy. *picks Yugi up and huggles him*
Yugi: *giggle*
Ryou: ^__^ They really do look cute together. *sigh*
Bakura: Yeah, whatever. *inside thinks the same thing and also thinks it's ultimate kawaii when Ryou sighs*
Ryou: I can hear your thoughts, you know. *wink*
Bakura: I know, I can hear yours, too. You're not as innocent as everyone thinks. *wink wink*
Ryou: You know that, anyway. *suductive wink* I mean, you of all people should know that. *walks away into the dressing room expecting Bakura to follow*
Bakura: *follows*
Y.Malik (He's gonna be Marik now!): Hey, we're like they only ones not doing something. That's wrong! *tackles Malik with a kiss*
Malik: Mmph! *kisses back*
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Doom: Ok, now that everyones together...we're going to make them do stuff next chappie!! MWAHAHA!! Unless I don't get reviews... Which I probably won't since this begining chappie has NO PLOT WHATSOEVER!!
Yugi: Please review, anyway!