um, yuh i dont own Naruto, if i did ... well this fic isn't mature rated so i shall refrain from saying ;)

This hasn't beeeb BETAd at all, so prod me with something conveniant if you find mistakes that Word didn't XD Reading it through it seems slightly rushed, but its something i wrote for my own amusement so i can't be bothered to rewrite xD

Onwards:

Sasuke slowed his squad car and pulled up behind the obviously new Volvo. Making sure his CS gas, tazer and baton were in place he approached the stopped car and motioned for the driver to roll down their window.

When the descending window finally glided to a stop the driver removed the dark sunglasses and attempted to compose his expression.

Sasuke turned to face the driver who had by now stuck his head out of the window. Long gold hair fell in soft overgrown spikes around his young face and though his expression was serious the disguised amusement was obvious in his bright blue eyes.

"Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?'

Sasuke asked in a smooth emotionless tone, though annoyance showed briefly in his hard black eyes at the poorly disguised amusement in the blonds.

"None at all," he replied, "but I bet you're about to tell me, huh? After of course you ask me to step out of my vehicle with my licence which I am then to give to you, right?" the blond only just managed to keep his expression under control.

"We do this my way," Sasuke's tone showed his deep annoyance al the boy. "Please step out of you vehicle with your licence and registration."

The blue eyed boy complied, unlocking the door he removed the keys from the ignition and the engine fell silent, he stepped out of the car.

"The speed limit for this stretch of road is precisely 50mph; this limit applies to everyone meaning that you and your shiny new car are no exception. Our cameras recorded you travelling at speeds exceeding 98mph, so have you had time to come up with a decent excuse for driving so fast yet? Oh and I'll need to see some proof of identity if not your driving licence." Sasuke's voice has returned to its previous bored monotone.

The golden haired boy changed his expression from attempted seriousness to plain taking the piss as he removed his 'proof of identity'

"You see," he said, flipping open the cover of his id wallet, "I was rather occupied," he flipped it closed again, "heading to the next crossroads to join up with my colleagues."

The blue eyed boy flipped open his police officer identification card again and healed it up to a stunned Sasuke's face.

"In the pursuit of a dangerous criminal wanted for multiple murders and who has been on the run for many weeks now. Oh, in my unmarked squad car" He reached into his car through the still open window and flicked a switch, the blue light that had been previously camouflaged against the dark blue paintwork began flashing violently.

"Would you like the sirens as well?" Naruto questioned, his grin widening.

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yes, there police officers xD i wrote this after mant consecutive nights of 'Road Wars' .

-.- only Naruto could joke at a time like that, when he's suppost to be assisting the chase and arrest of a murderer XD

hope you enjoyed it .

reviews are not necessary but nice all the same

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