"No no no!! You were supposed to trip and then fall down the stairs!" Alice sighed in frustration. "How am I ever supposed to get a Bella understudy for this movie if all you do is this!!"
"Calm down Alice! You don't need to overreact! This is just a movie, besides once you write the script they will know what to do from a better perspective." Jasper said peeking around the corner for the Bella Auditions.
"Calm down?!? How I am supposed to calm down when there is a movie to write!?!! And don't use that fancy language of perspectives on me! They should be able to fall over without a script!"
Jasper sat down beside Alice to watch the show.
"NEXT!" Alice shouted from her lungs.
"But I just got on here." The girl on the stage cried.
"I know, you just don't smell right."
"Excuse me? Smell right?" The poor girl was seriously confused.
"Its a vampire thing.... You wouldn't understand. NEXT!"
"Whatever..." The girl walked off the stage.
Another girl soon appeared on stage. She appeared to be alright. Alice soon got up and went on the stage. Alice looked down at her list of requirments. She peered over the clipboard at the girl.
"Did you know you have a huge zit right here?" Alice said pointing at the girls face.
"I quit." The girl walked off the stage.
"Darn, I kinda liked her. Oh... I guess I need to find a new Bella understudy...."
Bella soon appeared on stage to see how the auditions were going. "Hey Alice how's everything going? You find a new me yet?" With that said Bella tripped into the curtain causing it to fall down. As she got up she tripped over the curtains down the stairs.
Alice watching this, looked down at her clipboard. "PERFECT!! It fits all the requirments! You hired!"
"But...Alice... I'm Bella... I can't play the understudy to."
"Sure you can. All we have to do is make sure you don't trip or anything...Oh wait.... This could be a long movie process...."