Note: This Death Match is for entertainment ONLY, not to offend the actors. I love all 4 actors equally. Now with that out of the way, let's start.
Tech: Brothers, they always get in their own ways. But what happens if 4 of the most iconic brothers in TV history meet?
Bullet: Drake Parker and Josh Nicholas, the brothers of, well, Drake and Josh.
Tech: And Zack and Cody Martin, the brothers of chaos. And in this scenario, we will use the teenager versions of Zack and Cody
Bullet: He's Tech and I'm Bullet.
Tech: And it's up to us to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win, a Death Match.
(Death Match logo)
Tech: Drake Parker's life was going good, he had bad grades but an awesome band. Well, awesome-ish.
Bullet: But then Josh Nicholas came into the family after his dad married Drakes mom, and everything went to Hell.
Tech: But later, they worked things out and became the best of friends.
Bio
Name: Drake Parker
Age: 18
Height: 5'6
Weight: 169 lbs
Occupation: Leader of a band/highschool student
Name: Josh Nicholas
Age: 18
Height: 5'7
Weight: 200 lbs
Occupation: movie theater worker/highschool student
Tech: They actually don't have that many feats. Close to none actually.
Bullet: Yeah, they don't even have weapons, except for a guitar! How lame can you get?
Weaknesses
Don't have combat experience
Fight with each other often
Scared of a Rottweiler
Bullet: They might not be brave, but they get the job done.
Drake: Are you calling me a lair?
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
(Death Battle logo)
Tech: Zack and Cody are twins that, don't exactly get along.
Bio
Name: Zack Martin
Age: About 18
Height: 5'8
Weight: 165
Occupation: juice boy/S.S. Tipton highschool student
Name: Cody Martin
Age: About 18 (Born 10 minutes after his brother)
Height: 5'7
Weight: 154
Occupation: Towel boy/ S.S. Tipton highschool student
Tech: Their feats far surpasses that of the others.
Feats
Zack returned a cursed jewel to its shrine and saved a girl in the process
helped settle a restless ghost that was confused and misunderstood
saved a spaceship from certain doom from ant-sized aliens
saved a submarine full of highschoolers from drowning in a submarine
Cody fixed a spaceship's controls even though the technology was far beyond his time
Bullet: Even though those feats are amazing, don't forget they're humans too.
Weaknesses
gets at each others throats constantly
Zack rushs into things without thinking
Cody thinks too much
Zack's not very bright
Bullet: But still, even through these facts, they are still one of the most popular TV characters EVER!
Cody: You took my card?
Zack: Well, you left it lying around.
(Death Match logo)
Tech: The combatants are set, time to end this debate once and for all.
Bullet: It's time for a DEATH MATCH!
(Death Match logo)
It was calm in the water on the S.S. Tipton, and everything was peaceful. Then Zack and Cody was running through the ship.
Cody: ZACK! YOU BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY PROTRACTOR!
ZACK: NEVER!
They both then run straight into Drake and Josh.
Drake: Hey, hey, hey! Watch it!
Zack: Oh yeah, watcha gonna do about it?
Drake: We'll show the both of you what'll happen.
Cody: Calm down Zack
Josh: Yeah, calm down Drake.
FIGHT!
Drake and Josh just starts beating up Zack and Cody. And a large crowd was growing to watch the fight. Then Drake throws a punch to Zack's jaw, and it brakes. Cody's kneeling down on the ground next to Zack because Zack has a broken jaw.
Cody: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Drake: SHUT UP!
Drake then throws another punch at Cody. And it knocks him out cold.
Drake: Help me throw them into the water Josh.
Josh: NO! I WILL NOT HELP YOU WITH MURDER!
Drake: COME ON! THEY RAN INTO US!
Josh: YEAH BUT THAT'S NOT A REASON TO KILL THEM!
As Drake and Josh were arguing, Cody regained consciousness and Zack was feeling minor pains. Zack and Cody knocked out Drake and Josh and threw them overboard, leaving them to drown.
K.O!
(The left screen shows Drake and Josh's dead bodies floating in the water and the right screen shows Zack and Cody celebrating)
Bullet: Welp, those two murdered two innocent people.
Tech: At first hand, if Josh didn't argue with Drake, they would have won, but his soft side got the better of him, leaving the both of them open.
Bullet: Looks like Drake and Josh's victory went overboard.
Tech: The winners, are Zack and Cody Martin.
(The next time screen pops up)
Bullet: NEXT TIME ON DEATH MATCH!
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