SIt was a bright summer day as DMX was smoking a fat blunt in his crib "Dayum nigga, this is some sticky shit right here" DMX wishing he had some tight nigga to share his dank bud with remembered that those sissy homo brits were in town. "Dem gay ass niggas prolly neva' even seen some good grade chronic" DMX picked up his phone/gun and called the hotel that those faggots were staying in "Hello, this is Harry Styles of One Direction" answered Harry, "Yo nigga, dis DMX. wanna take a break from being a sissy bitch an' hang witha' real hood nigga?" said DMX. DMX quickly had to pull the phone away from his ear because of the loud sissy squealing on the other end "O-M-G LADS! it's DMX! I'm talking to the DMX!" shrieked Harry. DMX was getting irritated with the girly screaming "Well! you niggas gon' come or is X gon' deliver to ya?" "DMX WE LOVE YOU" said Louis on the other end "Yes, mister X we're on our way" said harry as he hung up. "Man what faggy-ass bitch niggas. those god damn sexy..." DMX then caught himself "GAY, I meant gay!" said DMX to himself like a weirdo.
After about an hour DMX heard a knock at his door., "MR. DMX it's us" said Nial. DMX let those pussy bitches in. "Okay niggas, it's time you know what it's like to be a real gangsta'!" All five lads sat with DMX on his couch as he proceeded to light up his favorite bowl of that stanky bud and passed it around. The lads eyes where as read as the devil's Puss " cough cough, wow I'm feelin funny" Said Zayn "DMX you're so awesome" said Liam "I'm on a fucking cloud" said louis. "We love you DMX!" said Harry and Nial. "Wow, you niggas aint dat bad" admited DMX. "DMX, you're so hot" said louis as felt DMX's muscles "watch it nigga, I show no love to homo thugs! Only like dem bitches with them big booties" Harry began to laugh "Louis has the best booty around" DMX then looked shocked "How you s'pose to expain fuckin' a man?!" Said a confused DMX "Dem niggas don't even have pussies!" Zayn then stepped in "well that's where anal sex comes in" "WHAT!?" said a shocked DMX "You mean havin' another guy put his dick in yo ass!? how can anybody like that?" "have you ever tried?" asked Liam "well no... But why would I!? dat shits gay" The lads began to laugh "Come on X, you've never seen a guy you found hot?" asked Harry "Nah nigga! well I mean sure I've seen some okay lookin' niggas but not like that" The lads began to crowed around to crowed around DMX and hold him "it's okay we all had a hard time excepting it to" said Nial. Tears began to roll down DMX's face "It's true I want some good dick! where da dick? where da dick!? where da dick at!?" DMX said to Nial "right here" said Zayn.
"STOP!..." yelled DMX as he quickly stood up "...drop, pull em' down suck on cock!" One Direction new what to do "oh oohohh thats how Ruff Rydas roll!"