I was at home, relaxing in bed I heard someone knock on my door, I checked and what I saw shocked me.
It was a red squirrel about as big as a human baby.
I picked him up and carried him to the living room.
He woke up "Daddy?" he asked.
I was really surprised by this.
"I wuv u daddy." he said, crawling to me and hugging me.
I smiled and gently pat his furry tush "Yes I am your dad."
He giggled at the pats "Can I have spankies?" he asked.
"Yes but first, what's your name?" I asked.
"Conkew." he lisped.
"Good." I said beginning to firmly spank him.
Conker moaned in pleasure shaking his rear.
"Conker you're my son now."