IZ Gathering of Doomy doom doom!

*A fairly average Irken floats down on a blue cloud...her eyes and uniform are red, and she has a scar over her right eye...3 slashes. Her antennae are asymmetrical, but not too terribly. The cloud lands in a large room holding 8 metal chairs. She hops off the cloud gleefully.*

Irken-Heller! My name is ZiE! I will be your host-thing for this! Now...I will introduce our capti- I mean guests!

*first chair turns around*

Zim-WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?

ZiE-It's my fanfic, honey. Prepare for imminent randomness and flying body parts. Next!

*second chair turns around*

Dib-How did I get here?

ZiE-Carrot magic. Next!

*Third chair turns around*

G.I.R-Heeeeehoooooo!

ZiE-Hm. Yes. Quite. Nex-

*Gaz walks in and sits down in 4th chair*

ZiE-...

Gaz-Staff entrance.

*5th chair turns upside down*

Tak-Why am I here? I'm not even a main character! I'm only in one or two episodes!

ZiE-That's what I say every time. Alas, here you are.

*Sixth chair falls from the ceiling*

Prof. Membrane-What...What happened to my test? Ugh! My toast! NOOOOO!

ZiE-And...here we go-

*Tallests eject from floor*

ZiE-I guess they're in too. And finally, here's my lovely assistant, Neb!

Neb-Do I have to be here?

ZiE-Yes. Now shut up and assist.

Neb-:(

ZiE-Well, OBVIOUSLY, I have no dares, questions, or just reviews yet, so I can't start. :(=

Neb-Please leave reviews...

ZiE-Yes! Review so I can continue! :D

I've seen a lot of these, and they look fun! So leave a dare, question, etc. And I'll do my best to impersonate how the IZ cast would react! You can even ask ZiE or Neb something...:O

I appreciate your reviews! They make me feel like an orange!

Kthxbai!

-ZiE