Just a few things before we get started :D
1) I'm horrible at multitasking so I'll be working on this story only. lol which is good for you guys since all my thoughts and efforts will be going into this one.
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3) I always finish my stories!...well the world may end this year...so you never know. (My never failing optimism :D)
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5) I'm currently doing exams but I posted this first chapter to get an idea of how people respond to it to see if I should continue. So let me know what you think and I'll get another chapter out before my next exam.
:) And there you have it.
Sasuke: God, I thought you'd never finish...
Me: I just wanted to take a minute to let my readers know more about my writing style! Sue me!
Sasuke: Did you tell them about what a horrible writer you are?
Me: I am not! People happen to love my stories!
Sasuke: And how you send people on an emotional roller-coaster ride in your stories?
Me: That was one time Sasuke! This is one is in the romance/humor category...
Sasuke: Yeah, until you watch Titanic one night while writing then suddenly get the urge to make my character die... on a boat...on a block of ice..
Me: ...hmm...that's not a bad idea. And Holy Shit! Titanic is on tonight isn't it!
Sasuke: ...
Disclaimer: Most of my belongings are in three boxes and a drawer in my room and I'm pretty sure Masashi Kishimoto can't fit in there... So yeah I don't own Naruto! :D
Summery: Naruto and Sasuke are spies on opposing teams but after they fight one night, both can't seem to get the image of one another in that hot, tight black suit out of their heads. ;). Sasuke and Naruto..SasuNaru. [the plot's much deeper than what I could fit in the summery :)]
Warnings: Rated M mainly for language but may get a little lemony as we go along ;) Also No Spoilers I promise!
Author's note: Yes I know the whole spy thing is different but that's what this site is all about. So don't hate the idea before reading it. I'm sure you guys will like it.
What that Black Suit does to me
Chapter One: The Enemy in Black
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"You're kidding... Who the fuck are you! Are you telling me this is the only shit those Leaf agents could manage to send out tonight! Is this some kind of a joke!" Hidan allowed more swear words and obscene sentences to flow from his mouth while the other black clad men observed the three opposing spies; their targets for that night.
One was extremely over weight, his pale stomach hanging over his weapon's belt at his waist currently cutting off all circulation in his body. The other two could clearly be distinguished as girls, maybe even new members as their masks were 'cleverly' cut at the heads to make a large hole that allowed for their long dark hair to cascade down their backs. They obviously took the job as a mere fashion statement.
"I guess this was all they had left seeing as we slaughtered the lot of their men last week," Kisame added, pulling his insanely large sword from his back. He watched as the chubby one began to quiver in fear as the groin of his suit became damp and the other two girls stepped back, holding each other close as Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu also drew their weapons from it's hold.
As they tried to make their escape, Hidan moved swiftly, capturing the larger one, since he was considerably slower than the other two who were caught soon after by Deidara and Kakuzu.
Curling his fingers around the many folds of his neck, Hidan raised the boy easily off the ground, his crimson eyes piercing through the boy's very inner being. Then he spoke slow and clearly so as to scare the hell out of him and to ensure that they relayed the message just as Hidan had spoke it.
"We're gonna spare you three tonight only because you were so fucking awful but tell your boss that the next time she sends you puny fucks for us, we'll kill everyone of you and send the pieces back to her wrapped as a nice little present. Got it!"
The boy nodded rapidly, emitting a rather disturbing squealing sound as he was dropped to the floor, along with his other two comrades who quickly fled.
Hidan turned back to his team and Deidara, with a triumphant smirk spoke next, "Seems like they're out of options."
Kakuzu nodded in agreement, "With those Leaf Agents out of the way we can continue on with his plans undisturbed."
The four quickly left the scene so as to relay the results of their mission back to the main headquarters.
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"Michi and Tsubame reporting Tsunade-sama.."
The large breasted woman looked up from her work and at the two young spies she had dispatched that afternoon. Following them in was two of her senior spies, her strategist, Shikamaru Nara and her own pride and joy and skilled close combat fighter, Sakura Haruno. Both stood behind Tsunade and observed the younger children.
Although they hadn't had a big job that afternoon, only to obtain some more information on the enemy, Tsunade couldn't help but notice that one of them was missing.
"Where's Ichiro?"She questioned, placing her pen down and both girls fidgeted and on their faces formed frowns.
"He had to go...change his pants..." Michi apologized on his behalf.
Tsunade could only smile, knowing that Hidan often had that effect on people.
"Did you get the information we requested?" Tsunade continued.
Both girls nodded, rather proud of themselves and Tsubame answered for them both, "From what we could see, Hidan's the clear leader of their group, the Ravens, and Deidara isn't only limited to bombs and chains like we thought. He used a sword today."
Tsunade nodded, recording the information as Tsubame spoke it, as did Shikamaru and Sakura after which she addressed both girls, "Excellent job today. You're dismissed.."
As the younger girls exited, Shikamaru and Sakura took their place before Tsunade who spoke, "I think we have enough Intel to send out some senior members to rid us of those Ravens once and for all."
Sakura shook her head, "I'd say it's the opposite. We have enough information on them to know that it's impossible for us to beat them the way they are."
Shikamaru agreed with the pink haired girl, "She's right. There's no four man team skilled enough or right for the job and even if we send them out in large numbers I can't help but think we won't come out victorious."
"And we can't possibly wait until they're all trained enough. A lot of members still have months of training to go. I think it's time we call it quits. Whatever their plan is this time...we can't stop it," Sakura explained.
Tsunade sighed, nodding once more, "Then I guess I only have one more choice left. I'll have to let him join the team this year."
Sakura was the first to disagree audibly although in Shikamaru's mind he sighed.
"Are you kidding me! I worked so hard last year so that I can come back on this year! I got straight A's! Naruto has a C average! He deserves the low ranked missions he's been getting! " Sakura explained, stating the rules that teens who were spies had to maintain good grade so as to be allowed to go on missions for the year.
"Then how else do you suggest we defeat them?" Tsunade asked and it was the first time Shikamaru had seen Sakura think that hard.
Finally giving up, she folded her arms at her flat chest and pouted, "Fine, I'll call him now..."
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Naruto had assumed the meeting was to talk about his suspension from the team that year due to his poor grades. Unfortunately, he could no longer bribe Lee into doing his homework since Gai sensei had found out. However, Naruto was still very confused about the call since he couldn't understand why Sakura had been so upset when she called. He had thought she would be thrilled that he wouldn't be returning to the agency that year.
Nevertheless he walked casually into the boss' office.
Hands leisurely resting behind his head he spoke, "You know granny, it's a bit harsh to call me here and put me through all those trap doors and paperwork and interrogation every time I want to enter the building just to tell me that I'm suspended for the year..."
Tsunade sighed, "I just hope you didn't invite anyone into the building like last time."
Naruto laughed, "I don't know why you guys made such a big deal about it. He wasn't gonna tell anyone..."
"We had to wipe his memory Naruto...and fly him off to Cancun just to make sure he didn't tell anyone," Tsunade explained.
Naruto shrugged, "I hear Cancun's a great place to live."
"He speaks Japanese!" Tsunade sighed once more, seeing that Naruto would give her a migraine before she even got down to the business of why she had requested his presence that day.
"Naruto, the Raven (1) is on the move again," Tsunade explained and by the smirk that formed on Naruto's face, she knew he was already aware of why she had called him there.
"As you know, last year we lost a lot of our senior members since they all either graduated and wanted to have a career that didn't involve fighting all the time...the sissies or didn't want to continue because of the danger level of the job..." Tsunade explained and Naruto nodded.
"You're one of my most trusted agents so despite your horrible grades last year, I'd like for you to stay on for the year both for missions and to train the younger agents on the team," She continued.
Naruto grinned widely, "You won't be disappointed granny!"
"I hope not because your first mission is tonight. It's an A ranked mission Naruto," Tsunade explained, "and you're not allowed to kill anyone.." She spoke firmly.
Naruto nodded, "Fine fine.." already thinking of his mission but also getting to face off against the famous or infamous Ravens for the first time.
"Sakura will tell you the details," She ended and Naruto nodded walking out and as he did, he saw Sakura, still looking pissed, walking up towards him.
"Aren't you happy to see me!" He grinned.
She rolled her lime green eyes and Naruto laughed as the A+ student replied, "Go to hell.."
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"Did you search the building?" Deidara asked as the team of four outside the designated building.
"Yeah, there's no one inside," Kisame answered.
"Then where the fuck is the guy with the package!" Hidan shouted, already losing his temper, "And why the fuck did we all get dispatched for this one mission?"
"Is this who you're looking for?"
From behind the building, fully clad in a tight all black suit that perfectly outlined his long toned legs and precisely chiseled chest and abdomen. His face and hair was also covered over in a black mask so that only his eyes showed. However Tsunade had made it a rule to wear special gray contacts since for some reason all the teens in the agency had some odd and distinguishable sort of eye color as if characters from some anime comedy show...Weird right?
His eyes appeared gray to the men as he walked out with the thin briefcase carrying man.
Hidan smirked, "Is Tsunade getting so desperate that she could only find one person to send out today?"
Naruto smirked also, "Or maybe she was confident that I could take down every one of you without so much as a weapon in my hand."
"You little fucker!" Hidan cursed and as he was about to attack, Naruto intercepted with great speed his right hand joining Hidan's on the grip of his sword and holding it there while his free hand gripped around the older man's neck.
"Tell me what's in this case and I just might consider giving it to you," Naruto spoke, smiling through his mask at Hidan's expression that almost looked as if he would explode right there in his hands. Naruto had to ensure that they didn't retrieve whatever was in that briefcase.
"Or you can just tell me what your plan is. You Ravens have been paying way too many visits to Konoha..I wanna know why," Naruto spoke.
Suddenly the other three members of the Raven moved swiftly coming towards him and Deidara was the first to strike. Naruto quickly used Hidan as a human shield, intercepting the Deidara's attack while Hidan tried to fathom how in hell this seemingly young boy could maintain such a tight grip on him. Kakuzu's attack come from behind while Naruto was detracted by Deidara, however Naruto dropped Hidan fast, landing a blow to his obscene mouth, then turning quickly, dropping to the floor and with a swing of his leg, Kakuzu was on the floor.
Kisame made his move now, much faster than the others yet not at all faster than Naruto who shifted Hidan's body on the floor so that in Kisame's journey towards him, his foot would stomp Hidan square in the-
"Holy Fuck!" Hidan screamed.
Naruto laughed, now grabbing Hidan's sword from where it lay and with Kisame preoccupied by the screaming Hidan, he used the underside off the sword to hit him square in the neck, propelling him towards Deidara. The two collided and fell fast.
Naruto didn't forget Kakuzu who was now recovering from his blow and to his face he received a prompt strike and then one to his neck that ensured to keep him quite for at least an hour.
Then Naruto smirked, "Pleasure doing business with you guys."
He grabbed the briefcase and escorted the man to his car where he drove away as fast as he could from the crazy scene, leaving Naruto with the case that he himself didn't know the contents of since he was only informed to 'give this package to the men who will come at 12:00 pm.'
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Itachi sat at his desk in the air conditioned room, his paperwork just about finished and he looked up to the four men who just entered the building.
Although he wasn't one to be shocked in anyway since nothing surprised him and nothing was interesting enough to him to even earn this sort of emotion, he would admit, only once that seeing the senior members of raven walk into the room, hair disheveled, faces bruised and asses handed to, was mildly concerning.
"What are you smiling at you little prick!" Hidan directed to the younger Uchiha who also sat in the room, headphone in his ear, although they were removed so that he could hear just what happened to them that night.
Sasuke smirked, happy to tell Hidan off, "Obviously the four losers who just walked in."
Hidan sat, as did Kakuzu and Kisame while Deidara walked to where Itachi sat so as to inform him of the details of their mission.
"Glad to see someone kicked you off your high horse Hidan," Sasuke continued, thoroughly milking the situation, "So who were they.." Sasuke turned to ask Deidara who sighed as the heads of all four men hung simultaneously in shame.
"It was just one guy," Deidara explained.
Sasuke couldn't help the chuckle that came from his mouth however Itachi was far from amused.
"They're part of our organization Sasuke. Do you really think it's wise to laugh at their defeat?" Itachi posed the question to the young Uchiha who only shrugged.
"Yeah, It's not like you do anything around here anymore," Deidara accused Sasuke.
"Because I assumed you four could handle a few Leaf (2) agents. I guess I was wrong," Sasuke continued to smirk despite the menacing looks he now received from the older men in the room.
Itachi sighed, "Record the details of the mission Kisame. Sasuke, I'm sending you out tomorrow. There's another package coming and the Leaf can't get this one," Itachi instructed.
Sasuke smirked, "I was beginning to think you forgot I was the best in this business."
Hidan scoffed as did a few other members of the Ravens who were in the room.
"Egotistical dick.." Hidan scowled.
Itachi looked to the blond, "Deidara, inform him of all the details of your fight today. The Leaf may pose a great threat to us if this continues. I'll give the information to Orochimaru.." and with that, Itachi left the room.
Deidara nodded, "I swear to God if you laugh, I'll chop your head off when you're sleeping at night."
Sasuke scoffed, "As if you could tear yourself away from Itachi at night during sex-"
"Okay!" Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu and Deidara shouted in unison.
Then Sasuke smirked, "You were saying?..."
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Itachi stood before the third door of the highest floor of the building. A seemingly normal five story building, with the first two stories occupied by a printing press service and the other two a time share department. However behind this door on the fifth story was the pronounced leader of The Ravens, Orochimaru.
Itachi knocked, although he didn't see the need to seeing as he was the only one who knew how to get the elevator up to this abandoned floor up and running.
Itachi sighed. Here it came...
From within the room two short distinct rings were sounded, consecutively with and the first door opened to yet another door before him. Of course you didn't think it was as easy as walking into a the bathroom for an afternoon piss. Oh no, they were trying to run an evil organization so Itachi would have to go through a series of tests every time he wished to speak to the boss.
It was never very often, however recently, what with Hidan, Kisame, Deidara and Kakuzu's loss, it was a requirement.
After closing the door behind him which locked immediately at the identification of Itachi's finger prints on the door knob, Itachi placed his palm against the top right hand corner of the door.
The door went transparent, the large screen taking it's place and Itachi entered his data, his code name, his destine voice pattern, blood type, date of birth and eye scan as well as an eyelash for the deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) verification. Itachi sighed once more as the door opened and as he suspected, Kabuto stood waiting for his arrival.
"For a moment there I thought you were someone else," he said, fixing his glasses at his face.
Itachi didn't pay him much attention causing him to smirk and chuckle in amusement.
"I noticed there was no delivery today..." Kabuto commented.
The elder Uchiha nodded, "Hidan's team was not successful today. The Leaf intercepted them."
Kabuto didn't look very shocked and he raised his hand nonchalantly, "That may pose a problem.. Go in.."
Although Itachi wasn't waiting for his permission, he took the invitation as a change to get away from meaningless small talk with Kabuto. Everyone in the organization knew he had no real job except to fulfill whatever sexual desires and fantasies Orochimaru had when he would become sexually frustrated.
Itachi entered.
Orochimaru had obviously just gotten back as it was one of first time that Itachi had seen the man so disoriented, though his face as calm as always. Orochimaru watched him as he entered and Itachi placed Deidara's report on the man's table.
"I was very disappointed when I didn't see that document on my desk at the arranged time. Your sector has never been one to let me down.." Orochimaru began the conversation, much to Itachi's surprise.
Itachi nodded, "The Leaf agents have unleashed their secret weapon."
Orochimaru smirked, "Is it the boy from that night?"
"There's no way of knowing for sure unless we find out who's behind his mask. If it is him, he's far surpassed his parents already if he was able to stand up against all four of my agents," Itachi explained.
Orochimaru sighed, "I needed that information from tonight; some inside information on those Leaf agents. I decided our approach should be to try to kill off the remaining agents before we go after the entire village."
The man then nodded once more, "I think it's time we send out our own secret weapon..."
Itachi nodded now, "I'll send Sasuke out as bait to get the Leaf to send out their man from last night while Hidan and the others try to retrieve the documents then," Itachi questioned.
Orochimaru shook his head, "No. Send Sasuke out alone. We can't continue with our operations until this new leaf agent is gone and I'm certain Sasuke will be the one to defeat him.."
Itachi agreed, however always still with a bit of suspicion.
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'Naruto!'
Naruto awoke suddenly, his dreams of the new school year drifting away to the loud and almost brutal calls of his name. He recognized the voice as well as the where it came from and cursed himself for ever agreeing to put that microchip up his ear.
He had almost forgot that being a spy meant being on duty every hour of everyday.
He sighed answering what would seem to be thin air to anyone else who was looking on, "Yeahh.." He rubbed his sleepy eyes, rising off the couch.
'Naruto, sources confirmed a siting of another Raven member near the pier. There's another transaction tonight. You're on the job,' Tsunade said anxiously. Naruto smiled through his sleepy eyes, knowing that the reason his boss must have sounded so eager was because she was happy to finally have her winning team back on the job and Naruto always relished the opportunity to show off his mad skills.
"I'm on my way," Naruto answered fast, regaining that familiar trill he felt when he was just about to thoroughly kick someone's ass.
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Naruto sighed, inching slowly towards the pier his guard set on high but he could feel no one's presence. Just as he was about contact Tsunade once more, he felt a warm breath on the neck of his suit and the cloak of someone's body heat right behind him. He refused to think that there was someone who could sneak up on him, especially so easily and so he quickly regained his composure turning and around to meet the face of his new opponent.
He was surprised at a few things.
One, that Raven had only dispatched one agent that night despite their brutal defeat the previous night.
Two, that this one person was about his height and size and completely covered over in a black suit that resembled his. This made Naruto aware of his opponent's skill as it was known that only those spies who were far more skilled and high ranked wore full bodied suits and spy eye-wear for the purpose of keeping the identity of their best members a secret.
The last thing Naruto noticed was the utter confidence this faceless man held, by the way he stood in one spot, not even trying or attempting to size Naruto up, as if knowing in his own mind that Naruto didn't stand a chance. He could even make out, in the darkness of the night, a faint smirk through the other boy's mask that convinced Naruto even more that this person was just as good as he seemed. Either that or he was a raging egomaniac.
Naruto blamed the sudden feeling of fear as well as his quickened heart beat as due to adrenalin, a rush of libido and his lack of sexual interaction in the past few months but no matter the cause, there was one thing Naruto was sure off, he was attracted to this guy and the way that black spy suit fit him was like icing on the hunky man cake. Naruto was also certain this masked man was different and on an entirely different level that the men the fought the day before.
It seemed forever before either one of them moved, however, not wanting to waste more time before the man with the package arrived, Sasuke struck first.
Naruto was amazed, although he didn't show it, his eyes were glued to everything that was this masked man. The way he moved was like an intricate and menacing dance; hypnotizing and deadly if caught by it.
Their bodies slipped and slid over one another, both trying their best not to be bested by the other. To someone who happened to be observing them, their attacks could not be seen however the loud clashing of their now drawn weapons could be heard.
Neither of them spoke.
Sasuke was also a bit taken back by the unknown agent and his resilience. He was determined not to be hit and due to a flexibility, agility and coordination that greatly rivaled his own, he was able to. Maybe it was just their similarities that made the Uchiha take an instant interest in this opponent, or maybe it was just the way that tight black body suit fit him.
Sasuke sighed, shaking the thoughts that now filled his mind, clouding his judgement and alertness. Sasuke refused to believe that the year off missions; spent alone, had gotten him so sexually frustrated that the first guy he saw, had this kind of effect on him, one where every touch seemed to add more height to his now rising hard on. But it wasn't all bad. I mean, if he had to choose someone to develop sexual feelings for, it would be this guy; just as strong as he was and smoking hot.
He was compelled to think that this guy was some sort of model, the way the suit fit him. He was tall and lean and his eyes, though mostly hidden and disguised was heated and intense, with little to no fear present.
It was exhilarating that this guy didn't seem to fear him, when before, men would pee their pants at the sight of him. However Sasuke was certain it wasn't because he had, by any means, decreased in skill due to his year off of missions. No, it was obvious that this guy was just as good as he was; if not, better.
Sasuke smirked, "You're not at all intimidated by me, are you?" Sasuke's voice came out slightly altered. Yet another feature of his suit that allowed for his identity to remain a secret.
Naruto smirked as well, the conversation causing him to slightly lower his guard. With a small tap to the mouth of his mask, he joined the conversation with an altered voice as well, "Was it that obvious?"
Sasuke didn't answer his question, but replied, "I'll change that soon enough.."
Yes, it was sneaky and underhanded, and yes it was a bit inappropriate but Sasuke needed to return home victorious, even if it mean retrieving the document and having to deal with this guy some other time.
Sasuke smirked.
He would have to take advantage of the obvious attraction this guy felt towards him as was shown by the bulge that had appeared in his tights when they had began to fight. What luck Sasuke had that this guy swung that way.
Sasuke ran forward thanking all the gods that existed (if they even did exist) that his opponent went offensive as well and as fast as he came, Sasuke stopped, so suddenly and so abruptly that Naruto had no choice but to stop in his tracks as well so as to avoid a collision. Now the two stood inches apart and Sasuke smirked.
"How bout now?" Sasuke whispered, his breath deliberately caressing a path from his cheek, right down to his groin.
Naruto felt himself shiver at the sound of this guy's synthetic voice and his egotistical brilliance. This guy was good.
In one movement now, Sasuke reached behind Naruto, pushing him forward and grabbing from the messenger's hands the package. Sasuke smirked and with a wink said, "Pleasure doing business with you."
Naruto was dumfounded. Did that guy just use his own catchphrase against him?
"Shit!" Naruto cursed as his opponent's black silhouette disappeared into the night. In all his anger and his idiocy for falling so easily for the guy's advances, he grabbed the stout man now trying to escape.
"Listen," Naruto began, in a menacing tone, "I'm not supposed to kill anyone this year so here's what your gonna do. You're gonna keep your mouth shut about what happened here tonight and tell my boss the exact contents of that package. Do you understand?"
The man shivered at his tone and found himself nodding voluntarily while his heart beat rapidly. Oh how he hated his job.
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Hidan was lounged on the long couch in the Raven's main office, finding that anything else he tried to do made him think of his failure the day before. He found himself swearing much more that day also, and so Itachi requested that he simply waited for the younger Uchiha's arrival and rest his injuries, to which he cursed even more.
"The prick is back," Hidan called, already becoming angry after upon noticing the small package in the Uchiha's arms.
The others came over as well as Sasuke rid himself of his mask, combing his fingers through his dark locks and smirking. While the other's groaned at his victory to the masked man they couldn't even match up to, Itachi was too busy observing him.
"What happened tonight?" Itachi questioned suddenly.
Sasuke's face said it all. He knew his brother would figure it out and so he now tried to mouth, 'Shut the fuck up, I'll tell you later,' to the elder Uchiha while the other members where distracted by his question. However, as if to take payback for his boyfriend Deidara, Itachi continued.
"I don't recall the last time you came back from a mission with out blood on your clothes," he smirked.
If Sasuke's normal glare could kill, this one that he sent shooting at Itachi could probably kill him twice. Hidan began to smirk, and turned to Sasuke reiterating what Itachi had said just to annoy him further, "Yeah Uchiha, you look pretty calm for someone who just faced off with one of the best agents of the leaf." Then Hidan groaned, finding it just as difficult to praise the Leaf agent as it was to tease Sasuke.
Sasuke played it off, throwing the document to Itachi and smirking, "You forget my skill is far greater than yours."
Itachi continued, "Where's the body Sasuke?"
Now Deidara became Itachi's echo grinning like a buffoon "Yeah, where's the body Sasuke."
And the glare Sasuke sent Deidara could kill him three times.
Sasuke sat now, "I didn't kill him," Sasuke admitted.
"Didn't or couldn't?" Kisame chimed in.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed, "Didn't.." He stressed the two syllable word much more than necessary, thoroughly silencing Kisame, who turned around, snickering to himself.
Sasuke cursed, about to walk out of the room when Itachi spoke, "Don't forget to take your mission details for tomorrow."
This stopped the boy in his tracks, "What mission?"
Itachi smirked, obviously amused by Sasuke's reaction. He was even more amused by the thought of Sasuke's reaction to when he would hear of his mission.
"I'm sure you're aware of the mission we assigned Karin, Suigetsu and Jugo almost a year ago to Konoha High School off of some intelligence that informed us that most of the Leaf agents attend school there," Itachi began, still smirking, however Sasuke was much less amused.
"Yeah?"
"Due to this arrival of an opponent that even you can't seem to defeat, it's even more imperative that we find them. I believe you should be able to do that just fine."
Sasuke chuckled lightly, "Ok, Itachi," Sasuke spat, "We might not have parents anymore, but you're definitely not assuming their position and sending me to school." Then Sasuke smirked, "If you want a kid, go find a girl instead of screwing around with blondie over there."
Deidara who was in the room as well and watching their argument from the moment it started, shouted out, "Dick!"
Sasuke smirked, "Exactly. You want a kid then you need a vagin-"
"Sasuke," Itachi spoke sternly now as Kakuzu tried his best to subdue the blond, who looked just about ready to destroy Sasuke. Itachi continued, "If you wish to stay in the Ravens and if you want us to have any hope finishing Konoha off, you have to do this."
Sasuke took a moment to reevaluate Itachi's words before give a curt nod then he grabbed the details from off Itachi's desk.
As he walked out Deidara shouted loudly, "I hope you learn to respect your elders at school tomorrow Sasuke-chan!"
Sasuke laughed, "I'll respect you when you act like an adult...idiot."
"What did you say!" he turned to Kisame, "What did he say?"
Kisame shrugged and Deidara joined Hidan in swearing off the younger boy as he left the room. Deidara scoffed, "He acts like he's not gay...Psh, just cuz he hasn't gotten any."
Itachi watched as his boyfriend and Hidan took turns calling Sasuke names and he sighed. Maybe Sasuke was right, he was an idiot, but his ass looked too good to be true in those jeans and it was amazing the things that Black Spy suit could do for Deidara's already banging body.
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End of Chapter one!
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A few notes:
(1) The Ravens- Name of the organization of agents that Itachi, Sasuke, Kisame, Kakuzu, Deidara and Hidan are a part of. Their purpose has yet to be revealed but it's gonna blow you away when it does.
(2) Leaf - Name of organization of agents that are dedicated to maintaining peace in Konoha. Tsunade is the head and Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Tenten, Neji are senior members. The agency was founded by Tsunade's grandfather Hashirama Senju
(3) All higher up agents are fully clad on all their missions in order to protect their identities. This includes contact lenses that they all wear so that their eyes appear gray and their suit is equip with a voice modifier that changes their voice to the point where it can't even be analyzed and their identities found out.