Ed Set Radio!!!
By: TurbineEddyPrower
Disclaimer: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy and all related characters ©2003 Cartoon Network/A.K.A. Cartoons, Inc. Jet Grind Radio/Jet Set Radio Future and all related characters ©Smilebit/Sega/ADV.
Chapter 1: Ed Set Radio goes live!!!
"Welcome to Ed Set Radio!!!" I yelled into the speakers. It was my brother's idea to start a pirate radio station. Who else? "BUTTERED TOAST!!!" Ed yelled at the top of his lungs behind me. "Shutup, Lumpy." Double D was blabbin' away about some technical crud while I sat back and looked at the strange postcard my brother had sent me. Who or what's The Golden Kanker group? He said that I had to graffiti in the lane like he did to "claim the property." I just didn't get it. He went around in roller skates doing just that with his friends when he still lived here. He once said something about this "Golden Kanker group." I had a feeling I was gonna find that all out soon.
A couple of days later, Ed Set Radio was up and running! We had a ton of jawbreakers! At this rate, we'd become super mega rich!!! I was worried about what my brother had said though. He just sent me his old roller skates. This was all getting extremely confusing. And I started seeing this weird graffiti that looks like the Kanker sisters all over the lane. The faces were gold. It was weird! I got this note telling me to shut down ESR. I just didn't get it! "EDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" Double D yelled from the control room. I ran to the control room. "It seems we have a problem. Someone has cut into the radio signal!" "What?!?" I yelled. I ran over to the radio. I heard strange voices. Threatening voices. Telling me to shut down the station. Then I heard. my brother's voice! Fighting the other voices! I didn't hear the words. To scrambled. But one message from my brother came in loud and clear: "Start the mission! NOW!!! Hurry, Eddy! They're gonna take the cul-de-sac!!! Go!" To this day I still don't know exactly what he meant. I don't know where he was. It's weird. But, I kind of knew what he meant. I grabbed Ed and Double D and told them about the graffiti. Suddenly, Kevin walked out of the lane. "I'll help, dork. Nazz probably will to. I'll rig my bike up with pegs. And Nazz is great on roller skates." "That's what I'm using. My brother's sacred pair." Kevin gasped. "YOU'RE BROTHERS SKATES??? Whoa!" "Let's just do this already. WHAT THE!!!" I screamed as I turned only to see a huge graffiti painting. On fire. The entire lane was about to burn in flames. We could only sit and watch. Until Nazz showed up. She jumped in on hers skates and started spraying out the fire. It looked awesome! She was doing some great moves, twisting the can all over the place! We just sat there and gaped. "Um. you guys okay?" We didn't say anything until my brother's old friend Zaquille jumped into the lane from nowhere. "Nice moves." I wasn't expecting him to show up. "Zaquille! What are you doing here? And why didn't you bring my brother along?" Zaquille bowed his head. "That's why I came here, Eddy. The Golden Kanker. killed your brother. They came to Komington. they took over. they killed him and Charlie. there was no stopping them." "My god. They killed my brother." I held myself from crying. Double D gasped "Eddy. what does this mean? This is horrible. I can't believe this." Kevin couldn't even believe it. "They killed the legend." And, of course, Ed had no idea what was going on. "Is this bad?" I got annoyed. "Oh no, Ed. It only means that THEY HAVE KILLED ONE OF THE MOST UNKILLABLE UNCATCHABLE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!!" Ed gasped. "You mean they killed Slurp-U-La? OH NO!!!" "No, Ed. They killed Eddy's brother." Someone then threw a smoke bomb on the ground. I fell on the floor coughing. I woke up to hear a gunshot. then the sounds of Double D gasping for breath.
Disclaimer: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy and all related characters ©2003 Cartoon Network/A.K.A. Cartoons, Inc. Jet Grind Radio/Jet Set Radio Future and all related characters ©Smilebit/Sega/ADV.
Chapter 1: Ed Set Radio goes live!!!
"Welcome to Ed Set Radio!!!" I yelled into the speakers. It was my brother's idea to start a pirate radio station. Who else? "BUTTERED TOAST!!!" Ed yelled at the top of his lungs behind me. "Shutup, Lumpy." Double D was blabbin' away about some technical crud while I sat back and looked at the strange postcard my brother had sent me. Who or what's The Golden Kanker group? He said that I had to graffiti in the lane like he did to "claim the property." I just didn't get it. He went around in roller skates doing just that with his friends when he still lived here. He once said something about this "Golden Kanker group." I had a feeling I was gonna find that all out soon.
A couple of days later, Ed Set Radio was up and running! We had a ton of jawbreakers! At this rate, we'd become super mega rich!!! I was worried about what my brother had said though. He just sent me his old roller skates. This was all getting extremely confusing. And I started seeing this weird graffiti that looks like the Kanker sisters all over the lane. The faces were gold. It was weird! I got this note telling me to shut down ESR. I just didn't get it! "EDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" Double D yelled from the control room. I ran to the control room. "It seems we have a problem. Someone has cut into the radio signal!" "What?!?" I yelled. I ran over to the radio. I heard strange voices. Threatening voices. Telling me to shut down the station. Then I heard. my brother's voice! Fighting the other voices! I didn't hear the words. To scrambled. But one message from my brother came in loud and clear: "Start the mission! NOW!!! Hurry, Eddy! They're gonna take the cul-de-sac!!! Go!" To this day I still don't know exactly what he meant. I don't know where he was. It's weird. But, I kind of knew what he meant. I grabbed Ed and Double D and told them about the graffiti. Suddenly, Kevin walked out of the lane. "I'll help, dork. Nazz probably will to. I'll rig my bike up with pegs. And Nazz is great on roller skates." "That's what I'm using. My brother's sacred pair." Kevin gasped. "YOU'RE BROTHERS SKATES??? Whoa!" "Let's just do this already. WHAT THE!!!" I screamed as I turned only to see a huge graffiti painting. On fire. The entire lane was about to burn in flames. We could only sit and watch. Until Nazz showed up. She jumped in on hers skates and started spraying out the fire. It looked awesome! She was doing some great moves, twisting the can all over the place! We just sat there and gaped. "Um. you guys okay?" We didn't say anything until my brother's old friend Zaquille jumped into the lane from nowhere. "Nice moves." I wasn't expecting him to show up. "Zaquille! What are you doing here? And why didn't you bring my brother along?" Zaquille bowed his head. "That's why I came here, Eddy. The Golden Kanker. killed your brother. They came to Komington. they took over. they killed him and Charlie. there was no stopping them." "My god. They killed my brother." I held myself from crying. Double D gasped "Eddy. what does this mean? This is horrible. I can't believe this." Kevin couldn't even believe it. "They killed the legend." And, of course, Ed had no idea what was going on. "Is this bad?" I got annoyed. "Oh no, Ed. It only means that THEY HAVE KILLED ONE OF THE MOST UNKILLABLE UNCATCHABLE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!!" Ed gasped. "You mean they killed Slurp-U-La? OH NO!!!" "No, Ed. They killed Eddy's brother." Someone then threw a smoke bomb on the ground. I fell on the floor coughing. I woke up to hear a gunshot. then the sounds of Double D gasping for breath.