Lets see..I felt like trapping Harry, Ron, and Hermione in a room, with our
favorite Noodle Boy, Happy Noodle Boy, GIR, and Wobbly Headed Bob.
You might be able to get this if I tell you a little about the people that you have never heard of.
HNB (an Insane stick figure that blurts random things. Owned by Jhonen Vasquez)
WHB (a soul who is the only smart one in his world, and think everybody is doomed)
GIR (and insane robot who likes pigs and tacos. I wuff GIR)
Harry: Where are we?
HNB (Happy Noodle Boy): **gasp** TIMMY'S IN TROUBLE! **Tackles Harry**
Hermoine: **looks over at Harry and HNB. HNB is on top of Harry** O.O That doesn't look right.
Ron: HEY! **Kicks HNB off Harry**
WHB (Wobbly Headed Bob): Oh, I pity you all. Trapped in this room, to stupid to notice how miserable your life is. **Sighs unhappily**
Hermione: you're depressed, WHBdude.
GIR: Coooooooows are my friends!
Harry: WHERE ARE WE?
ME: In a closet! **Sniggers evilly** Such fun with the happy noodle, eh?
RON: SHUT UP! **Tries to stab me**
Me: HEY! **Takes dagger away from Ron** you do not stab me, no matter how much you want to. BYE! **Disappears and leaves a cloud of smoke**
HNB: DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING A DELL! THE RABID SQUIRRELS ARE COMING!
GIR: I'm gonna roll around in the appleney goodness! **Rolls around in a pile of appleskins**
Hermione: **points to appleskins** Where did they come from?
Harry: Why has nobody answered my question?
Ron: oh. She answered that for me. We're in a closet.
Harry: That helps a lot.
Ron: I know it does.
WHB: Don't you see? You poor things! Blinded by all this false happiness!
HNB: IRAQ IS MADE OF CHEESE! TOMATO SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR PORES!
Hermione: That noodle is scaring me.**backs away from HNB** Harry? Ron? A little help?
Ron: What?
Harry: Are we in HER closet?
Hermione: WELL THANKS A LOT GUYS! **Does some spell on the two boys**
Harry: TO HELL WIT YOUR SPELLS, HERMIONE!
Hermoine: **shocked gasp**
HNB: THE LAWN GNOME SPEAKS TO ME! WATERMELONS ARE FILLED WITH TOILET PAPER!
Harry: that made...no sense.
WHB: yes..We're all going to hell. **Sighs** How I envy you imbeciles. But then.
But then Harry woke up. He stretched his arms and jumped out of bed, then ran to his mirror. "Wow. That was sure a wacky dream. I'll never draw stick figures again in Snape's class."
He got dressed and went outside, where he heard a voice saying "Wacky? I'LL SHOW YOU WACKY!" and grabbed Harry into the ally he was passing by. Ha ha. Private joke.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I own no Happy Noodle Boy, no Harry Potter, No Invader Zim stuff, no Johnny the Homicidal Maniac stuff, and no daggers. I don't want to own any of that stuff anyway..
Please review. Reviews make me happy. Sorta, anyway.
You might be able to get this if I tell you a little about the people that you have never heard of.
HNB (an Insane stick figure that blurts random things. Owned by Jhonen Vasquez)
WHB (a soul who is the only smart one in his world, and think everybody is doomed)
GIR (and insane robot who likes pigs and tacos. I wuff GIR)
Harry: Where are we?
HNB (Happy Noodle Boy): **gasp** TIMMY'S IN TROUBLE! **Tackles Harry**
Hermoine: **looks over at Harry and HNB. HNB is on top of Harry** O.O That doesn't look right.
Ron: HEY! **Kicks HNB off Harry**
WHB (Wobbly Headed Bob): Oh, I pity you all. Trapped in this room, to stupid to notice how miserable your life is. **Sighs unhappily**
Hermione: you're depressed, WHBdude.
GIR: Coooooooows are my friends!
Harry: WHERE ARE WE?
ME: In a closet! **Sniggers evilly** Such fun with the happy noodle, eh?
RON: SHUT UP! **Tries to stab me**
Me: HEY! **Takes dagger away from Ron** you do not stab me, no matter how much you want to. BYE! **Disappears and leaves a cloud of smoke**
HNB: DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING A DELL! THE RABID SQUIRRELS ARE COMING!
GIR: I'm gonna roll around in the appleney goodness! **Rolls around in a pile of appleskins**
Hermione: **points to appleskins** Where did they come from?
Harry: Why has nobody answered my question?
Ron: oh. She answered that for me. We're in a closet.
Harry: That helps a lot.
Ron: I know it does.
WHB: Don't you see? You poor things! Blinded by all this false happiness!
HNB: IRAQ IS MADE OF CHEESE! TOMATO SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR PORES!
Hermione: That noodle is scaring me.**backs away from HNB** Harry? Ron? A little help?
Ron: What?
Harry: Are we in HER closet?
Hermione: WELL THANKS A LOT GUYS! **Does some spell on the two boys**
Harry: TO HELL WIT YOUR SPELLS, HERMIONE!
Hermoine: **shocked gasp**
HNB: THE LAWN GNOME SPEAKS TO ME! WATERMELONS ARE FILLED WITH TOILET PAPER!
Harry: that made...no sense.
WHB: yes..We're all going to hell. **Sighs** How I envy you imbeciles. But then.
But then Harry woke up. He stretched his arms and jumped out of bed, then ran to his mirror. "Wow. That was sure a wacky dream. I'll never draw stick figures again in Snape's class."
He got dressed and went outside, where he heard a voice saying "Wacky? I'LL SHOW YOU WACKY!" and grabbed Harry into the ally he was passing by. Ha ha. Private joke.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I own no Happy Noodle Boy, no Harry Potter, No Invader Zim stuff, no Johnny the Homicidal Maniac stuff, and no daggers. I don't want to own any of that stuff anyway..
Please review. Reviews make me happy. Sorta, anyway.
