So this is a new story idea I had, this chapter is like the introduction
Chapter 1: Biology
"Where's Brittany?" Kurt asks Santana, they're all in glee but Brittany hasn't shown up yet. "Even Mr Schue's here." At that moment Brittany appears in the door, she has her arms folded around herself and she looks like she's about to cry. Brittany makes eye contact with Santana across the room and shakes her head, Santana smiles comfortingly and holds out her arms which Brittany runs into and starts to sob into her shoulder. Santana rubs her back and whispers in her ear as she sobs until finally Artie speaks up
"What happened?"
"I'm so stupid!" Brittany sobs
"Hey" Santana whispers in her ear, both a comfort and a warning. Brittany's not stupid. She knows that, the blonde doesn't.
"I'm never getting out of here!" Brittany sobs again
"Why?" Sugar asks and Santana glares at her
"I can't graduate. That's it now. I failed the course."
"You can still pass" Santana reminds her
"By getting a B+. Tomorrow." Brittany tells her "Its over, I'm never graduating and I'm never getting out of this town! I'm so stupid!" She starts sobbing loudly into Santana's shoulder again
"You wanna leave?" Santana whispers in her ear, Brittany nods and Santana looks at Mr Schue who also nods before leading her sobbing girlfriend out of the classroom
"Where are they going?" Finn asks
"The roof" Quinn tells him
"What?" Mercedes says "The roof?"
"Are they planning to jump?" Sugar asks
"No of course not. That's just the place they go to think." Quinn thinks for a second "Although Brit and I did have to stop Santana from jumping once."
"What?" Finn asks "Why would she do that?"
"You actually" Quinn tells him "You made her do that." Finn has no response
"Should we be worried about Brittany then?" Mr Schue asks
"No, there's no way Santana would ever let her do that. They'd never let each other do that. If we'd been with Santana then she wouldn't have almost jumped"
"I think we should probably check anyway Quinn! Mr Schue tells her "I mean, just to be safe"
"Ugh. Fine, but don't blame me if we walk in on them making out or something"
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"You'll find a way to pass Britt" Santana says, they're sitting on the school roof, arms wrapped around each other "You're smart enough"
"I love it when you call me smart" Brittany smiles
"You are Smart Britt," Santana tells her "Just not in the way people expect" Brittany nods and leans her head on Santana's shoulder
"Pop it lock it polka dot it," Santana starts, Brittany smiles and joins in "Country-fi and hip-hop it, put your hawk in the sky move side to side, jump to the left, stick it, glide!" They stand up and start doing the dance, laughing while they sing "Zig-zag, cross the floor, shuffle in diagonal, when the drum hits hands on your hips, one foot in one eighty twist and then a, zig-zag, step and slide, lean it left, clap three times, shake it out, head to toe, throw it all together that's how we roll" They fall back onto the floor, laughing, suddenly Brittany sits up straight
"I've got an idea!" She exclaims "Why didn't I think of this before?"
"Think of what?"
"Hannah Montana! The bone dance! If I can learn that then I'll have more of a chance"
"That's genius Britt" Santana takes out her phone and goes onto you tube "Found it" She presses play and Brittany gets up and begins to sing and dance
"And now I take it home, with the parietal bone, It might be crazy, but I learn that way, Temporal and frontal too, And now I'm finally through, That makes 206I found a way that clicks, When I milk the cow, On Uncle Earl's farm, I use the ulna bone, that is in my arm MOO YAH!, Everybody knows the bones just had to find a way, Everybody knows what I'm talkin 'bout that's how I'll get an A, My bod has many parts and this is where it starts, Phalanges I have ten, And Metatarsals then, I got some Tarsals tooI'll put 'em in my shoe, The fibula is next, According to my text, Then comes the tibia, That ain't no fibia, And now up to my knee, Yeah, yeah, yeah, That's the patella to me, We're doing the bone dance, You study the answers, Again and again til I get it right, We're doing the bone dance, You dance and you learn it, And we won't mess up this test. We'll get it perfect, WORD!" Halfway through the dance the glee club come up onto the roof. They stay in a place where they can see and hear the girls but the girls can't see them. When the songs over Brittany flops back down next to Santana again
"Let's hope it works as well for you as it did for Hannah or Miley or whatever"
"Oh my god!" Brittany remembers something "Remember when you like thought they were two different people?"
"Oh come on!" Santana protests "I was like eight!"
"So was I and I knew they were the same"
"You're older than me and you actually watched it"
"Two months hardly counts and you watched it with me all the time"
"Fine." Santana gives up "All hail president Brittany" They both laugh
"Yeah they're safe" Quinn whispers, smiling at her friends "Let's go"
"Not so fast Q" Brittany and Santana say at the same time without turning around
"How long did you guys know we were here?" Quinn asks
"You came in halfway through the dance" Brittany tells her
"And you thought we were gonna jump" Santana stares pointedly at Sugar who blushes and looks down
"Are you two like Psychic or something?" Quinn asks
"I read people better than books" Brittany states matter-of-factly
"Bye!" Santana tells the glee club and Quinn rolls her eyes before leading the glee club out
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"Good luck B" Santana tells her kissing her girlfriend before she goes into the test that will determine her graduation "I'll meet you out here yeah" Brittany nods "Te amo" Santana tells her, giving another kiss for good luck before going to her lesson
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"How was it?" Santana asks as Brittany walks out of the Biology classroom
"I think it was okay." Brittany says "I knew quite a bit but I don't think I did enough. I'm scared San"
"It's going to be okay Britt" Santana tells her "D'you wanna go to Breadstix tonight? I thought it might help take your mind off things" Brittany nods, slightly happier and links her arm with Santana's on the way to lunch
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Yet again the glee club are all sitting in the choir room waiting for Brittany. She walks in holding an exam paper in her hand. She walks over to Santana and hands it to her
"I got a B" Brittany whispers
"Brittany that's amazing"
"No it's not! I failed!" Brittany sobs "One mark! That's all I needed! One stupid mark!" Yet again Santana has to take Brittany up to the roof
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Should I continue with it?
