Neh, sorry to you peoples waiting on my Xiaolin Showdown story, but I'm having a bit of a block when it comes to the beginning of the next chapter.

Anyway, seeing as it's my birfdaiye (spelled like that on purpose), I wanted to write something! And I thought, 'Eh, why not! Asch is totally your fav charrie evah! DO IT!'

So I did.

And yes, this is my version of the ending, because I didn't like the one they made.

Disclaimer: There are way too many girls in that game for it to be mine. And too few guys with shirts like Luke's. Although I do own a copy. Oh, this is going nowhere. I DISCLAIM!

Summary: Asch/Luke. A year after their return, the fon Fabre boys still don't get along. "I say they're in denial." "You may be right, Master Gailardia, but they might kill you if you say that to their faces."

Warnings: Ah, none, yet. Excessive language, maybe, and heterosexuality. The gays don't come 'till later.

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Flashback

"Master Gailardia, the hour grows late. Perhaps we should return?"

Guy stood beside his friends, although only some of them. Luke hadn't returned. Natalia, Tear, Anise, Jade, and Guy waited once more at the field. They would not give up on Luke.

"Master Gailardia, it has been many hours, many days. I believe your wait will be fruitless."

"Thank you for your concern, Noami, but he will return. I know it."

"Of course, Master. I apologize for doubting you." Guy's maid/guard/demon curtsied humbly.

But a miracle was set to happen that night, weeks after the final battle against Vandesdelca Musto Fende. As the group watched the fallen Eldrant, an odd form began approaching them. As it came closer, it became clearer, and was discovered to be two familiar redheads, one unconscious, being carried, the other struggling with said burden.

"Hey, you guys waited up for me. Thanks." The conscious one gasped out before collapsing.

"Luke!" Natalia gasped.

"Let us return them to Baticul. It's obvious they need the rest." Jade suggested.

"Yeah. Let's go."

Flashback End

Roughly a year later, and the quiet of morning lazing over the fon Fabre manor in Baticul shattered, due to the shouts of a teen and his replica.

"Why the hell do you insist on wearing my underwear?!"

"Dammit, Luke, why does it matter so much to you?!"

"It's my clothing! What's mine is mine, what's yours is yours, and I'm not about to share underwear, of all things, with a stupid replica like you! And why the fuck are you still calling me 'Luke'?!"

"Because it's your name, duh! What else would I call you?!"

"I'm Asch, you're Luke, end of story! And wear your own underwear!"

Guy, perched on the windowsill, sweat-dropped. "Um, did I come at a bad time?"

"Oh, hey, Guy!" Luke waved, completely forgetting he was wearing naught but Asch's undergarments.

"Retard." Asch grumbled. "What are you here for?"

"I'm not allowed to randomly visit friends?"

"Of course you are. Asch is just bitchy because I stole his panties."

"Wh- t- de- PANTIES?!" Asch spluttered.

"Duh, look. They don't even cover my butt, not to mention the bow on the front."

Asch was redder than his hair by this point, redder, even, than the bloodstained "panties" Luke had stolen.

"Kinky." A feminine voice called from a corner of the room. Guy's personal attendant/maid/guard/demon-creature stepped from the shadows, a mischievous glint in her silvery eyes. Luke scrambled to cover himself up with more clothing.

"Naomi! How'd you get in here?" Guy squeaked.

"Hello, did you forget the 'demon-creature' part? I just turned into smoke and drifted in." Her face contorted into an evil, fanged grin. She then 'eep-ed' and blushed. "Excuse my rudeness, Master Gailardia."

Used to his personal attendant/maid/guard/demon-creature's bipolar nature, Guy paid it no mind. He returned his attention to Luke and Asch's fight over the offending underwear. They were shouting again, both dark red, and Luke hiding underneath the blankets.

"Anyway, can you guys get over the underwear issue? Tear, Natalia, and Anise are waiting for us."

"Hah, I knew you didn't just come to visit!"

"Why are they waiting for us?"

"The plan was for us all to hang for a while, then I'd find a way to occupy Anise while you four went on a double date."

"Oh. Can your, erm, servant leave now? I kinda need to change underwear so Asch will get over it."

"I could change into a guy if you wanted me to."

"Seriously?" Luke looked slightly disturbed.

"Yeah." Naomi was serious. She transformed herself, or rather himself, in a matter of seconds.

"No, Naomi, we're just going to leave." Guy walked over and dragged Naomi out the door, despite his protests.

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And there you have it. The teaser/first chapter. Marvelous, no?

Also, any Xiaolin Showdown fans want to give me some ideas for the next chapter in 'You're WHAT!'? I need them.

Review please. My inner self gets sustenance from them, and is a terrible Muse without sustenance.