Gir: DOOM!
Zim: GIR!
Dib: ZIM!
Me: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Orochimaru: You tell them Sayuri! Come join the dark side we have cookies!
*Zim, Gir and Dib run away*
Me: THANK YOU FOR RUNNING AWAY! NO I WILL NOT JOIN THE DARK SIDE!
Orochimaru: Kabuto! Kill her!
Me: MUAHAHAHAHA! You can't kill me! *kills Kabuto*
Dib: I am the one who is melting your brain. Making you as dumb as a slug.
Gir: Master? Why is there brain jelly spilling out of your head?
Me: *looks at Gir*
Gir: MASTER! You came back.
Me: Yes I did Gir. …WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRAIN JELLY?
Zim: Gir, how do you this person? AHHH BRAIN JELLY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gir: She is my real master. My creator! She's also part of my brain too! (an: it's true.)
Me: HOLY SHIT! IS THAT KAKASHI?
Zim: What?
Me: KAKA - SENSEI!
Kaka-sensei: Hello Sayuri-chan! Wanna go skiping in the meadows?
Me: Sure Kaka-sensei!
Zim: WAIT! YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
*skips away with Kaka-sensei*
Me: Yes I am! WHEEEEEEE!
Me: Dib? You there?
Dib: *nods dumbly* I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Me: YAY he's stupid! NO YOU WON'T! *shoots Dib* DIE DIB! DIEEEEEE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zim: NOW I GET TO DESTROY EARTH!
Me: No you don't.
Zim: Why not?
Me: I blew it up while we were talking. *takes out hydroblaster*
Zim: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Me: FEEL THE WRATH OF WATER ZIM!
Zim: Fire!
Me: Water!
Zim: Fi-
Gir: Lightening!
*shocks me and Zim*
Me and Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gir: That's how you truly win a battle of the elements!
Naruto: Yeah! Believe it!