Authors Note; I feel like I shouldn't be writing this and probably should be letting AoiTsukikage do it because she (or he) is an awesome author or maybe TurtleFriedRice since she is the Mpreg Empress and an awesome author as well. Anyways on with the story! Btw both inspired me to write this story, so credit goes to them!

Also I don't own One Piece or its Characters…

Chapter 1

"WHAT!?" Sanji bellowed sitting up from the examination table. Oh hell to the no! No way he heard what he just heard. It was impossible and should never happen! Especially to him.

"It- it's true see!" Chopper held up a chart with the results he'd gotten from all the tests he ran, along with the black and white ultrasound picture he took. He knew Sanji would react like this,which is why he was prepared, ever since Sanji had first gotten sick a few weeks ago,he didn't believe it either and consulted with 100 other doctors on how something like this was possible -of course keeping Sanji's identity hidden- all of them confirming his suspicions and bringing up different facts about it, and its origins .

"You're joking right? This makes no sense. I mean I'm male. Ugh...," Sanji put his head in his palms and pulled his knees up to his chest. This day was just getting worse. And it just started! "C-can you at least... I don't know, give me a little more proof and make me understand how this happened?" Sanji laid back down on the table. Trying his best to register this new information and how it would fit into his life- most likely making it more than difficult- and how the other men who could've helped this 'miracle' occurred. Damn. He was going to castrate and then kill both the bastards. Then resurrect them and make them pay for this.

"You see this is genetic. It's a genetic mutation that all of your relative's most likely carry, meaning the females in your family tree may be more fertile than regular women. This mutation is rare, but varies for each person, which is why you have ovaries, uterus, fallopian tube, and everything else necessary for female reproduction. It also helps that we were actually all female from the beginning. But like I said, most likely all of your relatives carry this gene. As to the story behind the creation of this life, Sanji, why didn't you tell us you were gay, you know we all would've been okay with it." Choppers face softened as he said the last part with slight betrayal and hurt. Sanji looked up at Chopper and winced. The guilt didn't engulf his other current emotions, but was strong enough to make him feel even worse than before.

"Chopper you know I was going to tell you all but recently wasn't the best time nor is now. Also we both now I was adopted, but why wasn't this on my adoption papers? I mean I've looked over them my self after I found out Zeff wasn't my real father." He looked over it more than he's looked at any women -which says a LOT- and why wouldn't he? The old man meant more than the world to him. Never had he once read about anything such as important as this in his files.

"Well I'd like to assume it was just undetected during the physicals they've given you,though it irks me that it went this long without being noticed, I mean in my evaluations it wasn't detected... Sanji can I ask you something?" Chopper sat at his desk and started filing through his recently diagnosed patients. Let's just say it was already thicker than two fingers.

"Yeah go ahead." There was no reason not to. What was a few extra questions to his already shitty and unbelievable day?

"Who's the father?" From what Chopper knew Sanji wasn't in any relationship, it seemed he never really had time for one

"I- I don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know? Was it a one nightstand?" Chopper looked him in the eye hoping he would say no. He didn't want his friend to be in this alone. Of course he would have support from the rest of the crew, but it wasn't the same as that of a partner, who could better understand because they were going through the same thing,and help support Sanji.

"Chopper, I trust you ,so I'm going to tell you who might be the father. But you have to promise you won't tell anyone or freak out." He didn't need anymore stress of Chopper not allowing it.

"I ... I promise."

"It may or may not be Law-"

"SANJI! You mean Torao-guy! Sanji,but he's just visiting, he's Luffy's very-very distant cousin! You barely know him! He-" Sanji put up his hand. He knew.

"Chopper! I know! I'm already stressing! Now calm down I need to tell you who the other is. You promised you wouldn't freak out." Sanji was freaking out a lot.

"Sorry, but what happens if he leaves and you don't get to tell him?"

"Then I guess I'm in it alone,"

"Sanji... Who else could be the father?"

"It- it could be Zoro."

"What?!" Why? When? How?

"Shh calm down,-" They were in a small room,which wasn't very sound proof! If anybody other than a doctor new of something like this they would go crazy and start a riot.

"Explain!"

"Fine,just calm down, you promised remember?" Chopper nodded and sat back down in his chair scowling as tears pricked at the ends of his chocolate brown eye's, feeling even more betrayed that even more of his nakama kept such things from him and the rest of the crew. Probably feeling they might not accept it or they just couldn't be trusted.

"Me and Zoro had been dating for 3 months but we had a really bad fight and broke up, I went to 'Shakky's' and got drunk hopping to suppress my feelings,Law happened to be there,I poured my heart out to him,we talked,we flirted, he brought me to his house , and we ended up spending the night together." Sanji felt even more like shit,he never ment to exclude his nakama from something as important as this in his life, he hated seeing Chopper,the kid of the group,and a brother/son to him, look so betrayed.

It killed him with guilt to imagine the others reactions.

"Sanji! Please don't tell me you don't still talk to him like that. Is that why you and Zoro haven't been talking?" Chopper thought it was just a regular dispute that had gotten out of hand. Though he did notice Sanji had been paying more attention to Law,like making him different snacks when they hung out ,talking to Law the most ,maybe even more than the girls. Shocking. How did he not notice? He's a terrible friend isn't he?

"I- I've been talking to both of them during these past few weeks ,I told Zoro that I caught somebody else's interest and that they wanted to go out with me, which Law does. Me and Law were fooling around a week after ,only for two weeks. I know it was stupid ,I know I shouldn't have done it ,but I felt like shit, and I needed someone who could make me feel better and forget everything. I- I do love them both though. I know what I did was a dick move, all I can say is I wasn't thinking." Of course he wasn't thinking he was a fucking indecisive idiot ,who can't just focus on his job and leave love alone! He swore love followed him around like a mosquito, why couldn't he just love girls and be done with it all?

"Sanji I don't want to stress you out too much,so we'll talk about this later, for now I want to ask you a few simple questions and give you some answers." Chopper knew no matter what Sanji would carry the baby and not even suggest an abortion with what he's been through, and what harm it would cause both.

"Ok."

"Did you continue drinking after that night you first had 'sexual engagement' with Law?"

"No. Law forbade me. He said 'I was already killing my lungs ,so why kill my liver?' "

"Ok , and I assume you've been smoking every day since then?"

"Yes."

"Ok ,and you haven't seen any other physician than me correct?"

"Of course not."

"Ok, Sanji how long ago was the last time you and Zoro participated in sexual activities?"

"T- two months ago."

"So I'm assuming the same with Law?"

"Yes."

"Ok,Sanji you are approximately two months so unfortunately there isn't an exact way to tell who the father is until the baby is born and I can run a DNA test. Also I'll have you on prenatal vitamins ,and iron supplements since your body is already lacking the proper nutrients for the development and sustainability of the fetus ,I'll also have to ask you to stop smoking, and start taking it easy, your body's immune system becomes weaker and more susceptible to sickness and disease ,also you shouldn't put any strain on your body as you could miscarry. And if something like that were to happen it wouldn't only effect your baby, but you as well, you would have intense pain , internal bleeding, and you would go into shock. Which leads me to my next point . When you go into labor I'll have to do a cesarean section, because I doubt you'd want to do a natural birth, also for your last two months of gestation I'd like you to come live with me so I can monitor you and make sure you don't go into labor early and there are no complications." Chopper knew that Sanji wouldn't get it all -even if Chopper didn't actually explain all the medical and technicality- he would understand what point he was trying to get across and come to terms with his new 'tag-along'.

"Holy shit, that's a lot to take in." Sanji thought he was going to double-over from the amount of information he had to process.

"Yes I know, and I still have to give you a list of things you can't eat ,also the things to expect with this."

"Damn."

"Sanji, I don't mean to stress you as it could harm the fetus, but I think now is the time to tell Law and Zoro. Before Law leaves and Zoro moves on...- Here call them ,and don't worry. I'm right here, and I'll never leave ,no matter what." Chopper gave an encouraging smile and handed Sanji a cordless phone, which was recently sitting on his oak wood desk.

"It's the office's phone so They'll probably think it's me or one of my nurse's ,if they don't believe you, just ask them to come here and I'll explain everything to them." Sanji tried smiling back ,and gently took the slightly ancient looking phone from Choppers hand and stared at the blocky number keys. He thought Chopper ment 'later' as in tomorrow or the next day, next week... Never? It took Chopper rubbing his back to bring him back to life and muster up the courage to dial Zoro's number. It rung for a few minutes until a low baritone voice picked up. It was soothing to Sanji's ears and wrapped him in comfort. But the voice at the other end sounded depressed, defeated, and restless. Something was wrong.

-"Hey? Hello?"

-"H-hello?"

-"C-Cook?!"

-"Don't hang up! Listen please!" Sanji begged feeling stupid for having to do so ,but it wasn't for him,it was for his kid. The line was silent for a minute or two so he thought Zoro hung up, but then he heard a quiet sigh that he knew all to well.

-"What is it shit-cook?"

-"I need you to come down to Chopper's."

Sanji didn't believe in himself enough to correctly define his new 'condition' without fault.

-"What's wrong?"

-"Just come down mossy it's important."

And with that Sanji hung up and gave a huff. That was tough, and he still needed to call Law...

"Do I have to?"

"Yes,"

"Fine!"

Sanji groaned and called Law. He had to remember it wasn't for himself, but the kid.

The same process happened with Law except Sanji didn't space out.

-"Hello, Trafalgar Law speaking," Law sounded like he barely cared, other things on his mind.

-"H- hey Law do you know where Chopper's office is?"

-"Yes, does raccoon-ya need me?"

-"Uh ,no actually, it's for me."

-"Then why don't you just come over to my place Blackleg-ya?"

-"Can you please just come,I'll explain when you get here."

-"Sure,tell raccoon-ya I said hi."

Law hung up this time,Chopper told Sanji to wait in the nurse's lounge and get hydrated and eat since he took a lot of blood, once there he caught up with Connis and Kaya, both nurses of course. And the sweetest of angels with blonde hair. It turns out Kaya was expecting as well.-but Sanji didn't say- in fact she already knew the gender, a little girl, she was due in two months and invited Sanji to the baby shower next week. Connis was proposed to recently by her longtime girlfriend who she wouldn't name ,and also invited him to her wedding in six months ,of course he said yes to both, yes he liked men,but that didn't mean he couldn't worship women.

"Sanji!" Sanji felt himself be caged into a bear-hug from none other than the only person he would blindly follow.

"Hey Luffy, what are you doing here?" Sanji asked uselessly trying to push the ball of energy off of himself.

"Oh, Nami's getting a checkup so me and Usopp came for the cookies, juice, and check up on Chopper. Usopp also came to see Kaya ,did you know she was pregnant? I didn't. What are you doing here?" Luffy asked,his big brown childish eyes burning a hole in Sanji's soul.

"Eh, Luffy get off, then I'll answer your questions." Luffy whined and slowly,reluctantly let Sanji go ,pouting and sitting down in between Connis and Kaya.

"Thank you, but first, where is Nami-swan?"

"Oh, Usopp sprained his ankle when me, and him were racing to see who could make it to Kaya first, and he ended up tripping over one of those IV things, so he decided to go see Chopper just in case it was broken. Nami went with him because Usopp said I would only hurt him more and get him lost .I won." Luffy bit into an apple, from god knows where.

"What?! Is he okay?!" Kaya asked standing up frantically.

"Yeah, he only threatened to kill me once when I tripped over his foot right after. So I'm pretty sure he's alright. Also he didn't need to lean on Nami to walk. He was limping though, he reminded me of one of those-"

"Thank you Luffy, but I think I should go look for Usopp. Connis would you like to come with me? Our break is going to end in five minutes." Connis nodded and both said their goodbyes to Luffy and Sanji leaving both alone.

"So, Sanji , why are you here? Are you sick? Are you here to see Chopper?" Sanji had no idea how to explain to Luffy why he was here, and that there was going to be a new addition to the crew soon. Would he understand? Should he just lie? No he couldn't to his captain.

"Um... You could say I was sick, but I'm not."

He had no idea how to explain something so complex to someone with the mentality of a 5-year old. Well Luffy did understand things that Sanji couldn't comprehend, but they had more to do with emotion and thinking behind the reason of others decisions and being sympathetic. Yes, Sanji was empathic ,which was annoying as hell, but he was nowhere near Luffy's level of, well, comprehension of emotion.

"Oh ... So it's a mystery disease?" Luffy tilted in a cute puppy-dog way, and Sanji couldn't withhold the 'aw' that escaped his lips.

"No Luffy I -I'm -"

"You're what?" Two large men, recognized as none other than Roronoa Zoro and Trafalgar Law, stepped into the room , both now glaring each other down, realizing that they had asked the same question.