Disclaimer: I don't own Vandread and Apple. To see the original switch ads go to apple.com/switch. Make sure you have QT6 in your system.

Ok here's the deal. It is my own personal spoof of Apple's "switch" ad. It's the crew of Vndread having confessions in front of a white screen with honky-tonky cheesy sound.

Twitch to Vandread

Ad # 1: Hibiki Tokai

Um…well…
It is hard being a Vanguard pilot and all.
And with all these girls in a ship.
Damn…
…
It's like they're all chasing after me.
Well for once Dita calls me an alien.
Jura wants my seed. What the hell is a seed anyways?
She thinks I like her because of her breasts.
…
Misty is so obsessed with me.
Why does she have that yellow whatever beside her?
It's weird.
…
And Meia…
She plays hard to get.
Um…
I like that in a woman…

vandread.com/twitch

I'm Hibiki Tokai. And I am a Vanguard Pilot.