CHAPTER 1: YOUNG
Once Upon A Time, Two drunk american high school dropouts got insanely drunk and had intercourse XDDD KAWAII! :3 . 9 months later, a weird occurrence happened, Joanna Taylor Took A shit and it came out of her vagina. But for the first couple years, they thought he was shit so they fed him to their puppy Trixie, After years of Beating, Ebay Listings, Visits to grandma's and being used as a condom, severin spoke his first word "Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon" kill me
Later on in severins life he would realize he was different from all the other humans he had needs to to touch himself to hardcore KAWAII GAY PORN just saying it would excite him day after day he would stay in his room masturbating eating bits and pieces of dust on his floor and no one cared because severin had no friends and his mom was drunk half the time but every night severin would take a break listening to the loud noises coming from his mom's room and one day saw four santas come out and little helper and on reindeer he could only imagine all the wonders that happened in his mom's room one the next with surprise had opened up in his room looking threw it he could see his brothers room and every once a while a hairy monster would poke the whole move around but severin would ignore it and go back to that KAWAII KAWAII DANK GAYPORN!
At the age of 10 sevrin got his very first Toy, a Dreidel. He would stay up all night and drill it in his anus until he bled, HE TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP!
CHAPTER 2: TEEN YEARS
When severin turned 16 he had finally got laid at least in his book he did, he saved money to buy a manga pillow from a guy named Happy,gay,mer3r09 and named her Aiko and slept with her all night and day and even got married with her over a computer he found love until a man with a fetish of ponies smacked his pillows ass named michael he fell in with her at first sight and didn't care about the cum and soda stains
At the age of 18 he had the best SEX with his pillow named "Kozakura" he couldn;t stop until his dad found out…
His dad already fucked the pillow stuffing out of Aiko and now he's after Kozakura. His dad finally got his hands on Kozakura and gave her the same fate
Chapter 3: REDEMPTION
After years of being beat with objects severin finally went for revenge, on april 20, Same day Kozakura was born severin went to kill his dad. He was armed with a pencil, rice cakes and his minecraft pickaxe.
So he charged to his dad's house outraged at him.
When he got there he pulled out the pencil and attacked
It didn't work so he hit him with the pick-axe but nothing happend so his dad got the gun
"Oh no" Severin cried as his dad pulled the trigger.
Dead, But severin only played dead, and his dad picked him up and shoved his dick in severin's ass, "Just LIKE ol' times bud" BUT SEVERIN FELT THE PAIN AND SCREAMED WHICH SEVERIN'S DAD SCREAMED AND SHOT HIMSELF AND DIED. Severin picked up the gun, but the police came in smashing the door and saw severin and his dad with no pants on and severin holding the gun. "Were your going there's more asses to fuck." Though severin died of heart failure when he was walking to the police car.