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Hi, this story was kinda just a late night idea. I was browsing fmylife dot com and couldn't help but keep thinking 'that is totally something that would happen to Naruto' over and over, so I tweaked some of the experiences and here's the outcome. It's not very long, and doesn't really have a plot, just for fun. Hope you enjoy, and if so make sure to review!
Dear Diary,
Today was one of those days. This morning I got on the train to head to visit Sasuke-teme. On the way a sweet old granma was sitting right next to me. About ten minutes into the ride, she dozed off. I considered waking her, but her 80 year old face reminded me of Ba-Chan, and no one could wake up that cute, wrinkly, aged face! After about a half hour on the train, my stop was next, so I decided it was time to wake grandma up from her nap. I gently shook the old lady, and asked her to wake up. When that didn't work, I shook her a bit more. After shouting at the lady that I was gonna miss my stop, a thought occurred to me. I didn't notice the soft breaths like I did anytime anyone else fell asleep on me. Come to think of it, I never noticed them at all. I panicked and checked her pulse. Which was nonexistent.
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I let a dead lady sleep on me for a half hour on the train. By the time the paramedics and cops came asking me ton of questions, teme was already pissed at me for 'standing him up' and went home! He refuses to answer any of my texts or calls! I'm gonna try to sleep this one off, and maybe try again tomorrow.
Dattebayo!
Naruto.
Dear Diary,
Today is one of those days. I woke up this morning, intent on hanging out with Sakura-Chan, Sai, and teme. That plan was foiled as soon as I turned on the TV and a police sketch of a wanted man that looks just like me was plastered on every news station! To make it even worse, Sakura-chan won't answer my calls, all I've heard from Sai was a text saying 'I knew you had it in you, congratulations, friend, (-: ', and teme is even more pissed. I had to wear a wig and dress when I answered the delivery man for lunch! Early night for me today.
Dattebayo!
Naruto.
Dear Diary,
In disguise day II. The wanted man is still all over the news. And no words from my friends except a message from a weird number saying
'Really dobe?! First that innocent old lady now this! I knew you were a psycho.'
I hope they catch this murder guy soon! He's really starting to destroy what I have of a social life!
Dattebayo!
Naruto.
Dear Diary,
They finally caught that doppelganger murder! Today wasn't a bad day, I went out, had lunch with teme, Sai, and Sakura-chan, and even stopped by and put in a job application at Icharaku Ramen! Did I mention Sasuke invited Sai and I to one of his headbanger concerts!? I'm super excited for that tomorrow night! I decided I'm gonna head to bed a bit early to get some sleep so I'm not tired for the concert.
Dattebayo!
Naruto.
Dear Diary,
The concert with teme and Sai was kinda fun. Except here was a huge mosh pit, and the guys moshing knocked over the porter-potty. That I happened to be in. Thankfully that stuff didn't get on me, it did suck waiting for the concert to be over for anyone to get me out though. But the plastic walls and vents have an amazing surround sound effect! The guys are staying over tonight it should be fun!
Dattebayo!
Naruto.
Dear Diary,
Have a job interview today. Sasuke was kind enough to bring me over brownies last night. He told me to eat a few after the interview as a treat for working so hard to find a job, but I'm gonna cheat and eat one now! Wish me luck.
Dattebayo!
Naruto.
Dear, Diary
Jus got back from my job intewview. I don't think I got the job, and I thiiinkkkkk those brownies might have been pot brownies. Hehehehe I'm super pissed at teme but I'm too happy to be mad (((((:
Datbayo.
Naruto