one day the hevy was sitting at his base atin a sandvich and then the scout came up to hum and saed "do you like skullfucking little girls" and hevy said "no but i like fucking u up the butt" and then he fucked him up the butt and his hat fell off onto the ground and...oh shit! that's not the scout. hevy you dumb fuck thats a spy. so then hevy fucked the spy up the butt for a change of scenery. "ouch" saed spy. "yay" saed hevy. then he came out of his pee-pee and out of the cum came about 3 dolphins, a bottle of hairspray and a new hat. oh my fucking god its an unusual big cheif. "where the fuck were you hiding tat rare ass fucker?" asked the medic. "in my big russian wee-wee" sed hevy. "what the actual fuck" said medic. "if u fuck me i can make a rare hat drop for u too" said hevy. so medic bent over and removed his pants and in went the hevy. he pulled out just in time for a tucan, three birthday cakes and an unusual blighted beak to come out of his dick hole. "god damn you you fat ass communist" sed medic "i gotta tell the whole team so everyone can have rare hats" so one by one everyone came into the base and let heavy fuck them in the ass in exchange for a bottle of viagra which hevy ate the whole thing of they got cool new hats. the end.