My Characters are Emiko and Mitsu.
I do not own the characters of Naruto except for my own.
At the Akatsuki cave, the Akatsukis were having a meeting about a possible candidate. All were standing at their assigned posts.
"So you say that there's a kid that hasn't aged in some years?" asked Deidara.
"They age but only slowly I'll give an example a thirty five year can look like a twenty year old," said Kisame as Deidara looked at Sasori then snickered.
"It reminds me of Sasori my man," said Deidara as Sasori looked at him.
"Yes, but this person has it naturally," said Sasori. "Their clan has it in their genes."
"Yeah, that kid is lucky not to age and stay young for a long time," said Deidara dreamily.
"Yes, the kid is but before you can meet the kid you must go to school, Deidara," said Pain.
"WHAT?" he asked. "School?" as Kisame snickered.
"So what does the small fry gotta do?" asked Kisame.
"Deidara must go to school for he hasn't finished school yet and needs a better degree," said Pain as everyone got shocked. "And to befriend the 'kid' who isn't a kid but a late bloomer in school who's age 19 but looks naturally like a 15 year old." Everyone got more shocked except for Kisame.
"Hello everyone, the 'kid' got that from his or her clan anyway I'm sure he or she has an explanation," said Kisame.
"Yeah like helping his/her family since they were poor," said Konan. "And besides 19 years old isn't that bad, there's someone who too is graduating and trying to finish school." As everyone turned at Deidara
"Oh, that's right, I kinda left school once I joined you guys," said Deidara as Kisame shook his head and Konan sighed.
"Thought he was going to say something useful," said Konan.
"Tch, tch, one should stay at school if he wants to become something better," said Kisame. "Knowledge is the key to being successful. Itachi finished school a long time ago, right, Itachi?"
"…..I finished graduating a long time ago is right," said Itachi as Deidara got mad.
"Hey! So what? I didn't finish graduating from what I recalled it was you and Sasori who convinced me to join," said Deidara, pointing at Itachi as Pain closed his eyes.
"Sasori as a partner is going with you, Deidara and…..he didn't graduate either," said Pain as Deidara's angry face became a happy one.
"Alright, I'm not the only one now," said Deidara.
"Wait, I thought you joined us because of your whim?" asked Kisame.
"That too," said Deidara happily. "Alrighty, I'm going to school!" as Sasori placed his hand on his face.
"Do I have to?" asked Sasori.
"Yes!" said everyone as Sasori sighed.
Outside of the cave stood Deidara and Sasori both wearing their regular clothes except none of them wore their Akatsukis cloth and Sasori wore a red shirt with black pants while Deidara wore his purple shirt and black pants. Both had back packs one dark blue and the other green (Sasori had dark blue while Deidara had green).
"Well, my man shall we go?" asked Deidara.
"Yes" said Sasori as they began walking.
"The leader said that the school is at the Village Hidden in the Granite," said Deidara.
"I know." said Sasori.
After walking they came across a small city.
"We are here," said Deidara happily. "Good, my feet are tired." He sat down on the side walk.
"We need to register," said Sasori walking over to a counter that two ninja men sat as Deidara followed.
"Excuse me," said Sasori. "We're students who would like to register for Ninja High Elite."
"Okay," said the man as he started writing down their names that Sasori told them.
"Please go and take the entry exam inside the school," said the man.
"Okay," said Sasori as he turned to Deidara. "We need to take a placement test."
"Alright," said Deidara.
At the school, Deidara and Sasori were put in different rooms and were given a test like some other students.
"Well, not necessarily I'll be in the same grade as Sasori," said Deidara as he began writing his name on top.
The room next door
"Deidara better not mess this up. I don't want him to be in a lower grade than me like in ninth grade," said Sasori out loud to himself as he pictured Deidara in a kiddy room (preschooler room) then Sasori snickered. "But it will be kind of interesting that who's got more knowledge, me or him…"
Back to Deidara
"Okay," said Deidara to himself. "Math problems, let's see 24 divided by 12 is 2. Duh, easy questions, I'll be out of here before you know it."
Back to Sasori
"Science question: what's water made out of?" said Sasori to himself, "H2O is one oxygen and two hydrogen."
As the test questions first seem easy it started to get very hard to the point both side's struggled then it was time to return the papers.