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Who does she think she is? Flirting with my Nathan. Ok, I know that he is not MY Nathan. But still. Maybe she is a witch. She probably put a spell on him and made him like her or something. That's it. He is under a spell. OMG. I'm going crazy. Thinking he is under a spell is crazy even for me. I think I'll just call Nathan and ask him if he wants to go and get some pancakes.
"Nathan"
"Hey, want to get some pancakes?"
"Oh, I um actually kind of already made plans."
"Oh. Well that's cool. I'll see you later then."
"Um. Ok. Talk to you later."
You know what she is a witch. Nathan is having my pancakes with that stupid witch. She probably doesn't even like pancakes. That's it. Get a grip Audrey. If Nathan is going to go out with the witch then I will go out with Duke. Yeah that's what I will do.
"Hey Audrey. Sorry about breakfast. How about we have lunch together? I'm kind of hungary after doing all this paper work."
"oh, It's ok Nathan. I already have plans but thanks."
"You do with whom?"
Just then Duke came in with his charming smile.
"What's up Tin man?" "Audrey, you look nice as always."
"Duke, he is the one you have lunch plans with?"
"What's that suppose to mean? Why can't Audrey be having lunch with me?"
"Because you're a"
"Hey! You two do know that I am right here. Now if you two are done arguing, Duke can we go to lunch."
"Sure. Bye Tin man."
Are you kidding me? Audrey is having lunch with Duke? The stupid, people user Duke. What does she see in him? She should be having lunch with me. Just like how I should have been having breakfast with her. I mean seriously what will Duke and Audrey even talk about? Nothing they won't have anything to talk about. Yeah then Audrey will realize that they have nothing in common and that she would want to have lunch with me forever. Ok I know that is aiming a little high but still. It should be Nathan and Audrey, not Duke and Audrey.
"So, how was your lunch with Duke?"
"Fine"
"Oh, well that's good."
"yep"
"Are you going say anything that is not just one word?"
"Probably"
"Well I'm going to go home now. Do you want a ride?"
"Nope"
"Ok, then goodnight Audrey"
"Goodnight"
Knock, knock. Who could it be? This is my time to be angry and grumpy. And to regret the stupid lunch with Duke.
"Nathan what are you doing here?"
"Oh, well you know I was in the neighborhood."
"Seriously? What is the real reason you're here?"
"Why did you go out with duke today?"
"What. Is that why you came here? To ask me about my date with Duke?"
"Oh it's a date now."
"Yes it was. And how was your date with the witch?"
"She is not a witch. But Duke of all people."
"Yes Duke. He's charming and nice."
"Oh, please"
"And have you seen him shirtless? HOT!"
"When did you see him shirtless?"
"I just did ok. Wait why do you care so much Nathan. I thought you're going out with the witch."
"She's not a witch Audrey. And I don't care if you go out with Duke. Wait why do you care so much about my breakfast?"
"I don't care about your breakfast."
"Then why did you give me one word answers today."
"Because, well because I just did."
"Wait were you jealous?
"What me jealous, please Nathan. Wait why are you here, is it because you were jealous?"
"No, I was just worried about you, because Duke is not the charming sweet person you think he is."
"I don't think that."
"Then why did you go out with him?"
"Because. Because you went out with the witch. Yeah I know she is not a witch. But I think she is. That sounded mean didn't it? Well it"
"AUDREY!"
"Yeah?"
Nathan gave Audrey a small soft kiss that made her head go blank.
"Don't ever go out with Duke again."
"As long as you don't have pancakes with the witch."
"Ok plus she doesn't even like pancakes."
"I knew it."
"You know I think I like something more than pancakes."
"yeah what?"
"Kissing you."
"Well then Nathan you should do what you like."
"I think I will"
Then he kissed her again, this time even his head went blank.