Watto sneered as he flapped his wings a little harder to keep aloft. In front of him, George Lucus was knocked out, a blow to the head had done him in. In the toydarian's mind, he deserved it. He made him some creep slave owner and he knew that he could have been ANYTHING. That was just unfair! And now he'd get what he wanted all along. He picked up the scrips for all the movies, all the books and anything that could prove the timeline, and tore them to shreds, then threw the remains into a fire. If he were right then-
Suddenly a burst of light form the fire and everything was dark! Next thing he knew, he was on the ground and the world was in shambles. He smiled, this was his chance to chance the story. And he'd have George Lucus to do that. That was essential to his success.
If only he knew how much he just messed up realitly...
Anakin groaned in his sleep, turning over as he murmered something quietly. Finally he snapped himself awake with the haunting images of Plo Koon about to claw his chest open, breathing heavily he looked down and went wide eyed in shock and horror.
Not only had he really been cut through the chest. But he had boobs! Honest to the force, boobs! That was when he paniced and checked to find out his fears were indeed true. He was now a she for some bizarre reason that he- or she- couldn't being to think of. So she, he, whatever, looked over to Padme who was still fast asleep. Or he assumed that Padme was still next to him. He was shocked to find a man in his bed!
"WHAT THE- GET OUT OF HERE!" He shouted and beat the intruder with his pillow, the person immediantly lifted his head, messy with bed head, and looked at him confused before screaming.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ANAKIN?"
"WHERE'S PADME!" He snapped back.
"WHAT? I AM PADME! WHAT ARE YOU-? She then stopped when she realized she didn't feel a familiar heaviness to her chest and padded it, instead it was flat, and she panicked. "WHAT HAS HAPPENED?"
Anakin blinked as he put together the pieces, "P-Padme? What has happened to us?" His voice trembled with unevenness and alarm.
"I don't know..." She whimpered. "I don't know..."
TADAH! Aren't I horrible? I'll leave you guys off here so you can guess what ELSE will go wrong! ;) So please R&R! I'll be happy to hear what you guys think!